Ricky Gervais

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Ricky Gervais is a plagiaristic, should be sued for nicking ideas of others, fat ex-new romantic eyeliner wearing, double chinned Simon Cowel look a like spastic, bum boy stephen marchant loving, Celebrity arse hole licking, as funny as a dose of tetanus, piggy eyed, penis faced, pot bellied fucking arse holing wanker cunt prick of the highest order.

And, no cunt has nominated him yet so I fucking will. I wouldn’t piss on your coffin, and I’d get more entertainment from watching fuckin’ Dulux drying!
Fuck off Gervias you cunt!

Nominated by HurlingDervish

16 thoughts on “Ricky Gervais”

  1. Wicky Gervaise ( as that other cunt Johnathan Woss calls him) is not at all funny and he really needs a good punch because is a a total CUNT.

  2. ‘Needs a good punch’ Don’t make me laugh. This cunt wants a good kicking. “oh I am so funny” Do us a favour, FUCK OFF YOU SILLY FAT CUNT.

  3. This guy is just scripted drivel. Without an autocue, as seen before, he is totally unfunny and cannot crack a joke to save his life. Embarassing is not the word!

  4. He’s one of those weired people that is more famous than he should be. There are better , funnier commedians that have done so much more than he has but for some reason they are not as famous than he is .

  5. I bet he wakes up each day thinking he will be rumbled! He made one joke in the 2001 and has been living off it ever since. What a CUNT! ‘Life is too short’ Your’s is too long cunt!

  6. This totally unfunny cunt should be taken outside and shot in the head, complete cunt, but then again thinking about it why don’t we get Jonathan Ross, Frankie Boyle and twat Gervais in a single line and use one bullet to put through all 3 of them totally unfunny wankers CUNT CUNT CUNT

  8. Well I might as well join in the fun, You disgusting piece of afterbirth, I would shag your arse but it looks like it has been used as a spitoon, Ricky is it, you cunt, the Americans may think your funny but fuck it your not you chancre riddled cunt.anyway who is this Ricky Jermaine?.

  9. I bet he’s the type of cunt who would search his own name and end up reading this! Well your a CUNT! I bet it’s you – Anonymous Mar 27!

  10. Vicky Jermaine make me laff? Ze fat wobbly arshed cunt he reminds Ze Fuhrer of his alter freund Reichsmarshall Goring unt vants to plump up zose cheeks mit a spurt of Ze Fuhrers Fluid jawohl! Go suck some gas degenerate cunt.

  11. The man who says he only wants to work on things he’s written himself. Sorry Ricky, but when did you write Night at the Museum, Ghost Town etc?

    Fake cunt.

    Lex.

  12. I can’t out-cunt the already thorough cunting of this vapid fat cunt. One thing that occurs to me though is that you’re a sneering fat cunt-o-cunts with an ego the size of a gas giant and about as much humour as a comatose ocelot. The result of the rape of a hyena by a French legionnaire, I would take great pleasure in wiping that smirk off your sneering slab of a face with all the contempt and that Norman-level aristocratic smell under your nose. CUNT!

  13. This is an old thread but, I just fancied googling CUNT and Ricky (The Cunt) Gervais came up.

    I struggled to think of a bigger CUNT.

  14. He’s that much of a cunt. That if there was a biggest cunt in the world competition, he’d still come 2nd!

  15. Watched Depeche mode last week on Swedish TV. Who was on the show with them.You’ve guessed it. Shitty germface. What a totally unfunny piece of human excrement. Dave gahan tried to bum him up(no pun intended)about a scene on Extra’s with David Bowie. Ha ha ha Not. You fucking waste of space and oxygen.

  16. He’s that much of cunt that if there was a “Biggest cunt in the world” He’d still come second.

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