Wonacott rarely fucking shows up these days, apparenlty because he’s had a row with the producers so they’ve booted him off the gravy train. I wonder if he twatted one of them like Clarkson (allegedly) did? Hope so, they probably deserved it. I think the real reason is because he’s busy helping the BBC rip off their other show (Antiques Roadshow vs Road trip, either way it’s fucking boring) or he’s at home dyeing his barnett an ever darker shade of ‘Raven’s Feather’ black…
So now we have to put up with the so-called array of ‘experts’ whose attempts at replicating Wonacott’s lively patter generally translates as bouncing around and grinning like they’ve shat a Faberge egg whilst managing to consistently buy any old shit for more money than anybody else will ever pay for it. There’s got to be some back-handers afoot here (it is the BBC)… I saw one show when a fucking dealer turned up at the auction and bought his own item back, for about £20 less than the contestants had paid him for it! Does the Beeb expect me to believe that this inner circle of junk-shop merchants aren’t all in it together? It all seems pretty fucking chummy to me.
Money for old rope. Literally.
Nominated by: Nickleby
Yeah, Wonas held this shit train together. He knew it was shit and took the piss out of the daft cunts who took it all to seriously.
That bald cunt with glasses and stupidly extravagant sleeves is quite simply the worst “expert” I’ve ever seen on television. Silly prick never makes a profit on any of the shit he claims to be a bargain.
They should stick repeats of Airwolf or Highway to Heaven on instead. Pretty much anything without Dominic Littlewood actually.
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Caught a few minutes of one of these auction type shows, was very confused.
What sort of cunt expects to make a profit when they buy from the “trade” then take it to auction?
Moronic business plan, moronic show.
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Airwolf, Fucking ell forgot about that one. Have to check youtube. Loved that show. I would like that Helicopter and a Challenger Tank, then I would wipe out a load of cunts.
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Blue Thunder was a similar concept. Movie then a TV spinoff…
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There are some female Bargan Hunt ‘experts’ who belong on the ‘Sex or Disgust’ list proposed in this thread: http://is-a-cunt.com/2016/03/steph-mcgovern-2/#comments
Step forward Christina Trevanion and Catherine Southon, I’m thinking of you…
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Trevanion would have it all ends up.
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Or perhaps both in a lady sandwhich?
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Point is the Wottacunt cunt is the real deal, a former Chairman orf Sotherby’s and therefore a genuine camp crook. Have had a lifetime orf dealings in the antique trade and can knock up a nice spot of Sexton Ming or Sheraton meself. (Sexton Blake = Fake cunts) Here is me cunting orf the cunt from years past:
http://is-a-cunt.com/2014/04/tim-wonnacot/#comments
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He’s wearing a pink tie and shirt in your cunting Limpy! Is Tim Wonnacot a poof Sir Stoke? …. well I guess his name is a dead giveway Tim WannaCock poof boy, tally ho
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Why do you think he has that huge gap in his front teeth?
It’s all the cock he has crammed down his throat
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The cunt likes to bet each way, stallion or filly.
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I have a friend who worked on Bargain Hunt, I can tell you now, they do not get to buy what they like, they are given a choice of 5 items, chosen by the production team/expert, they then film the charade as they pretend to go bargain hunting.
Apparently that Christina Trevanion is a right saucy little slut,flirting with every man on the show and production team.
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Show is worth watching when Christina Trevanion is presenting. Would love to get her opinion on my mole skillets. Flirts with every man on the show eh! , Shit just stabbed myself in the hand, fucking multi tasking bollocks.
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“Apparently that Christina Trevanion is a right saucy little slut,flirting with every man on the show and production team”
I’ve long suspected that, but it’s great to have it confirmed. Cheers, boaby!
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Look at that ball bag in the pic above, that hat is just a silencer for a baseball bat. One of the few good things about having to fucking work is missing shite like this. However, if mindless bullshit is your bag there are cuntloads of programmes like it on discovery or nat geo, or the twatting history channel. We used to call it the Hitler channel cos of the Ww2 documentaries, but now its just cunts driving lorries or fucking fishing. Whats historic about that? They have the tag line “history….made every day”. Not by some cunt trying to buy a container full of crap it aint. Wankers!
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I’m still trying to work out if Storage Hunters is a massive shitload of mindless Yank bollocks, or the finest satire of Capitalism ever produced. Probably the former…
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This cunt of a show (Bargain Hunt) is one reason why I will never pay for a Television License. They buy a load of overpriced shit then lose loads of (Television license payers) money on it whilst having a laugh about it when the crap they bought goes to Auction. What a piece of cunt.
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I wish to nominate any cunt who pays for a Television License for a cunting. The fact that you may never even watch the BBC yet you are told you have to pay for something you get no say on whatsoever. Who decides what most of these overpaid Presenters etc gets paid? Not me and until they have a vote on what and where the money is spent they can fuck off. I like watching certain BBC shows but I aint paying for it not because I can’t afford it but because ‘They’ tell me I have to. FUCK OFF you Cunts.
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We refused to renew it at the beginning of this month. All the digi-boxes, remotes and aerial leads etc are now in a sealed up box in our spare room and our TV sets are just monitors, hooked up to DVD players or the PC for movie watching purposes. No adverts, no propaganda, no Lorraine Kelly wittering on about cancer or brown-nosing Russell Brand in the morning. No celebs wanking their egos, no political broadcasts, no Matthew fucking Wright helping his millionaire lefty guests plug their new book/play/arty farty film, no pigfucking PM spouting bollocks, no reality shows, no charidee ads, no “fear everything” medical shows, no “topical” quiz shows or bollocks faked auction hunting crap (see above) and no Piers fucking Morgan. No Chris “ginger cunt” Evans, Andrew Marr or Loose Women. Just a big movie collection on disc and everything else available on Putlocker or other video sharing sites. And of course the radio, plus lots of music on cd. Fuck broadcast telly and all who grow fat off it’s incessant torrent of shit. Just waiting now for the visit from the TV Licencing Stasi Squad to check our equipment…. oo-errr Missus!
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Well said, fuck the BBC, I recently had a run in with Capita they were claiming my address was not licensed, even though a DD was set up and was being paid.
I rang them up to complain and was told my address was not licensed, I told them to take me to court as I had a DD instruction & receipts all to prove I was paying it, suddenly they found me on their database and it was sorted, but as an aside I cancelled my DD and they can go fuck themselves for the money.
They will NEVER get another penny from me to fund them, fuck off BBC.Bunch of tax avoiding, kiddie fiddling, pension siphoning cunts!
Incidentally I noticed Channel 4 had F1 on 4OD, after going through signing up to their service, disabling adblock and then having to install Adobe Flash I was still presented with 10 minutes of adverts and no option to skip through the coverage without enduring another 10 minutes of adverts.
So, I tried to do the right thing and stream from Channel 4 but their bullshit sent me to a torrent which I downloaded in 14 minutes, watched and deleted.
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I hate all programmes like this, it reminds me of the shit me and my mates took out the skip behind the village hall after the jumble sale and wantonly destroyed it. Yep I have flash backs when I see this type of programme so avoid it.
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We are talking stuff classed as shit in 1970.
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My dad told me about his boss pushing an Austin Seven pickup into a river during the late 1950s to get rid of it because no-one wanted them and his neighbour chopped up and buried a Triumph Speed Twin motorbike in the early 1970s for the same reason. Not to mention all those nutters who banger raced solid MK7 Jags, Wolsey 6/90s, Humber Snipes and Austin Westminsters into near extinction and were still doing it into the 1980s. They’re fucking gutted now….
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My uncle turned his Austin Allegro into a giant communal bedpan…
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I thought Leyland made them that way by design…
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You never see that whale-sized Michael faggot Baggot on it. Would be fun to see him trying to squeeze his airship frame into shot. I knew there was a use for a fish-eye lens
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