Steph McGovern [2]

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I would like to cunt Stephanie McGovern, the business presenter on BBC Breakfast. Simply because she confuses me, in that I can’t decide whether I want her to sex me or her appearance disgusts me to the pit of my stomach.

Masculine, moody, deep voiced, north-eastern, square-jawed, sexually bewitching cunt.

Nominated by: Cunt O’MaCunto

54 thoughts on “Steph McGovern [2]”

  3. Actually, that “sex or disgust” quandary merits an entire new section of the site – I’ll nominate Amanda Lamb and Fiona Bruce.

    • I second that with the addition of Jasmin Harman and Laura Hamilton.

      The eyes say no, but the nuts say go!

    • Based on the fact I’ve never felt the urge to crack one off regarding Fiona Bruce, the skinny plank gets dispatched to the out tray off disgust.
      Lamb, the dumpy posh totty, gets in with a squeak and sits in the pending tray, as a prerequisite is her knowing that afterwards I shall be making use of her new hand made curtains to wipe my cock down.

    • He, She, It or Shit.

      S’hits room 101 noms:

      The Williams bro’s can’t be that fuggly and be birds; can they?

      • Years ago Viz Comic had a similar feature called “Borderline Boilers” where readers could nominate the odd looking but (supposedly) strangely shaggable female celebrity of their choice. They also had “Celebrity Cunt” where readers could tell their experiences of meeting the great and the good in the flesh and wether they were obnoxious cunts or not. Not that Viz would have the balls to do it nowadays, now that it’s produced by London cunts rather than working class Geordie kids like it originally was. Now Viz is basically The Guardian with Tourettes.

      • My favorite Sid the sexists opening line ”You don’t sweat much for a fat lass”

    • Amanda Lamb = Nah

      Fiona Bruce = Definitely

      Steph Mcgovern = Probably (after 7 Rum and Cokes and 3 fat lines)

      Laura Hamilton = Yes

      Jasmin Harman = Probably

  6. Margaret Thatcher: The only real pair off balls to pass through the Palace of Westminster in the past 300 yrs. For the record I fekin hate her.

    • I always assumed Thatcher was a tranny or at least wore a strap-on dildo to accommodate penis envy. Even though the witch hunt on her is mostly justified for alot of things. I still consider Blair and Cameron to be a whole whole lot worse at least her policy’s made england be self sufficient she was also mostly against foreign aid because it didn’t solve anything

      • …and he was a fucking traitor who did more harm to this country at the hands of the Germans than Hitler managed in 6 years of total warfare!

      • ted heath was a megacunt, common fisheries policy was shoved thru justt b4 we joined common market AND the cunt said luvverly, they probly gave him a very yung belgian boy
        itsa shame he didn’t die b4 1973, fkin uber cunt

      • He used to drink in a pub I worked in.

        Turn up with armed minders and expect the bar to clear out of his way.

        What a cunt.

  7. I watch the Breakfast show on the BBC when I am not sleeping and I quite like that Louise Minchin, and Sally Nugent is one sexy bitch. I would probably munch on Naga Munchetty’s flaps for a while. Carol’s tits are nice as well. Shame that Susanna Reid left though, she would get it up ass. Don’t mind a bit of the older woman.

  8. Dioclese on holiday again,

    A report on the cuntitude levels in some countries you visit would ease my jealousy a little.

  11. Henry Cavill is not a cunt….

    The current Superman is bang on about how women have double standards about sexism… You know the type: the sort that call their own men ‘bastards’ and ‘pigs’ yet love Fifty Shades Of Grey (about a sadistic pervo), or the ones that shout rude remarks to firemen and workmen (or, as Cavill points out, film actors), yet cluck like demented chickens if a lad says something similar to them…

    Well done, that man…

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35802679/henry-cavill-women-exhibit-sexism-double-standards-when-catcalling-on-streets

  12. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels, if one is up for a bit of bestiality… Reckon it’s got a twat like a horse collar

  13. there’s something between the ears which attracts me
    but now yur makin me wunda what’s between the legs!
    if it’s a genuine cunt then sign me up

  14. I can honestly state I have never shagged a woman as rough as Steph McGovern, and I have shagged some fucking right rough, fat dogs when I was a teenager.
    IT is the most disgusting thing on the BBC and they employ Sue Perkins, Sandi Toksvig, etc

    I can honestly state if Steph McGovern turned up on my doorstep and offered me a £10,000 to fuck her I would tell her to ‘fuck off’ and have a wank.

  15. Stephen McGovern is definitely turning into KD Lang, Queen of The Lesbians. She’s wearing tight jeans now with short slicked back hair & a Hawaiian fuckin shirt! She’s still topping it all of with unfeasably high heels, which is fuckin my head up. How does an ‘it’ manage to walk in those things?

  16. How the hell they let this out when they’ve got Victoria Fritz in the bank I will never know.

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