World Travellers

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World fucking travelers are a right set of cum gargling cunts and no mistake. You know the type, scruffy hippy cunts who think they are “becoming one with the indigenous peoples” by wearing threadbare ethnic clothes and learning a few words of wog and all the while refusing to spend a fucking penny as it would ruin the local economy and all the while their teva sandals and north face backpack cost more than a months salary for one of the poor cunts they are busy becoming one with. Then it’s all “They are just sooo laid back and chilled” or ” They are sooo gentle and spiritual” and “They like sooo really appreciate that we are reaching out to them” Fuck off you pretentious cunts, the poor wogs want as much of your fucking cash as they can get their dirty hands on and would likely much prefer for you to stay at home and simply post it to them.

Oh, and they just hate “tourists” a word which to them is the lowest of the low. “Oh look at what the tourists have done to this place! It used to be sooo laid back and just sooo chilled and now the tourists have arrived and ruined it all” Well no, Mr Cunty you are just as much of a tourist as everybody else. Do not think for one second that wearing ethnic clothes, learning to juggle, eating shit food and staying in a hole in the ground covered with a tarpaulin makes you a local any more than sticking a feather up your arse makes you a chicken.

And get 2 of the cunts together and the inevitable inverted snobbery pissing contest ensues to establish who has been to the most remote shit hole on the planet. “Well I used to like Papua New Guinea , but it has become just sooo commercial now” “Ya, I know what you are saying, man. I once stayed with the Mubuchy Whuchy peoples in Burkina Faso but now you get coach loads of tourists going” “Ya, far out. Like the time I lived in a termite mound in the DRC, it was like just sooo spiritual” SHUT UP YOU CUNTS, I’M TRYING TO WATCH THE FUCKING TELLY!!!

And don’t think that all these cunts are young bucks doing the now obligatory gap year shite who don’t know any better. Oh no, many of them are well old enough to fully grasp the cuntishness of their behavior. But they do have a propensity for wearing dreadlocks which in white people marks them out as a cunt before they even open their fucking mouths. Cunts!!!

Nominated by: Fat Rich

40 thoughts on “World Travellers”

  3. Stuart Hall has been released from prison in time for Christmas, after serving half his sentence. Perhaps he could present a TV game show called “It’s a Cop Out” (or even “It’s a Cock Out”).

  4. Swampy,tree hugging,sandle wearing,cultural marxist cunts,wearing clothes made out of lentils,anyone seen cannibal holocaust,id like that to happen to these world travelling white with ginger dreadlock cunts…let the natives eat them alive….guardian reading cunts!!!

  5. I have a theory here,it breaks down to a couple of different types-of cunts
    type 1-recently got a worthless degree after wasting 2 years and 9 months of and spending 3 months actually making an effort,so desperate to avoid getting a fucking job for as long as they can drag out their trip,mum and dad will end up having to pay to bring the cunt back from peru.lazy cunt
    type 2-the tv wankers have finally summonsed up the balls to get off the sofa and try to do 1 interesting thing with their lives before they die if they are really lucky they will be kidnapped by boko haram and randsomed back to their long suffering family,who will then have to listen about the poverty in Nigeria and what to do to fix the government.un-realistic cunt.
    type 3-like this arsehole who has gone missing in thialand,get the big book of things not to do abroad turn to page 1 that says don’t go off with strangers,throw the book away and hey presto-missing stupid cunt.
    type 4-tv programs about people biking around the wolrld,all they do is moan about the roads,the accomadation,the heat,the mud,the food,i would be fucking delirious if I ever got the chance to do this.whinging cunts.
    type 5- super rich who don’t care about putting themselves and everyone around them in harms way due to them also being super selfish but at least they are instant targets if you rock up in sudan with the equivalent of greeces financial defecit in your fucking pocket.selfish cunts.
    type 6- the geldoff who think because it matters to them it should be top of everyone elses list as well,when actually most don’t give a flying fuck what happens in Somalia after all half of them now live off the state here anyway.in your face cunts.

    I had better do some work now part2 will follow later

  6. Having been in the global travel game, I found some of the locals were a little naughty, to whit I found putting beer bottles filled with piss in my rucksack a comfort, allso treble charging cartridges in a marked magazine was fun, vim mixed into lemon rehydrant drink (all stolen at one time or another)

  7. These people are truly apalling, self-absorbed, patronising bastards. And you can gaurantee that these ‘citizens of earth’ cunts just can’t wait to find a phone signal so they can go on facebook with their posed photos and start chopsing off about fucking enlightened they are to the rest of us.

    Back in the UK I bet when they’re not cycling 20 miles to an ethnic market to buy some ‘proper’ bananas, you know just where they’ll be….

    That’s right folks, doing an environmentally friendly 56mph in the middle fucking lane.

  8. those cunty save the planet travelling cunts are right fucking-know-it-alls aswell, with their australian-internation-syndrome….
    where every sentence is a question?

    FUCKKKKKKKKKK OFFFFFFFFFFFF CUNTTTTTTTS ?????????

      • Oh yeah, that really annoying speech pattern where everything the cunt says turns into a question. It’s not widely known, but it’s actually legal to smack anyone who does that in the face, with a baseball bat. A baseball bat with nails sticking out of it. Full force!

  9. hi all here is part 2 and this applies to my previous cunting part 1 item number 3, and also gap year students and students in general who are all monumental cunts.
    this cunt that went missing in thialand has been found,see if you can work out whats happened here,he gets seen getting into a car with unknown man,sends his family a message saying he isn’t allowed to leave and will never see them again so goodbye,he then gets found trying to get a driving job and having shaved off his beard,i reckon he was looking to try and randsom himself therefore he should be spit roasted by Romanian beggars.so now I revise the name for him, stupid,travalling dishonest cunt, I wish I could go back in time and give his dad a condom,but it gives you and idea of the level these cunts operate at…….CUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS

  11. World Travellers are basically hippies, and I despise hippies with every fibre of my being… I recall that fat ginger cunt, Mick Hucknall, tying to do all this cosmopolitan crap years ago… I was reading my sister’s ‘Smash Hits’ magazine and Simply Twat said something like ‘Britain is dead and buried… I don’t care… As far as I’m concerned, I am a European…’
    And I remember thinking ‘Nah… You are a tuneless, Charlie Drake look-alike fat fuck of a cunt…’

    And, you know what? He still is….

      • Oh yeah thanks mate that zep christmas interpretation was interesting speaking of zep I was watching jethro tulls thick as a brick preformance last night and ian anderson made fun of his own song saying “here’s the famous led zepplin’s a whole lotta brick” Hahaha.
        Thick as a brick isn’t a christmas song but the main riff has a christmassy feel to it.Tull also had a decent christmas themed album too. More musically fulfilling than the two previous songs I posted. Jethro Tull- a whole lotta brick lol https://youtu.be/hAt1b21S97k

      • No problem happy to share I’m just surprised Ian Anderson can spin around, dance, play flute, play guitar and still have enough breath to sing. Tull were bloody great at their peak I can’t believe Ian got rid of martin barre(he’s a underrated guitarist me thinks) and john evans. He should reform Tull for one more album.

  13. Outstanding cunting there Rich. I’ve met some of these fuckers on my travels with the Army, and you’re spot on.

  14. Where the fuck is an ISIS homicide bomber when you need one? Tonight’s Question Time panel is: Jacob Rees-Mogg (Conservative, Cunt), Emily Thornberry (Labour, Cunt, looks down on working class folk who hang flags with the St George Cross from their house and drive a white van, double cunt), Hannah Bardell (Scottish Nazi Party, fucking ocean going cunt), Mark Reckless (UKIP,……yeah, cunt), Piers Morgan ( does it really need to be said? OK, CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTT!!!!!!!)

    • I just watched that load of shit – wish I hadn’t now, but i’s the price we pay to be misinformed.
      Any English MSM is a whole bunch of cunts.
      RT have been running a story for 2 or 3 days about a couple of Turkish MPs claiming “Turkish nationals” supplied chemical weapons to jihadists in Syria / Iraq prior to the chemical weapon attack on Ghouta, Syria in 2013 – this the “red line” that Cameron went to House for to get the ok for the UK to bomb Assad. The MP Eren Erdem is about to be done for treason by Erdogan. Erdem is saying that the Turks were detained/arrested in 2013 but that a few days later the prosecutor was sacked and the new prosecutor let the arrested men go, no charges.
      Erdem told RT and a few others, but the interesting thing is that no UK / European papers or sites (except Belfast Telegraph) have featured this story. I saw it on 1 turkish paper yesterday but it’s gone now. Asia Times has it and loads of blogs but that’s it.
      If the story is bolox you’d think Beeb, DM or DE or some US station would refute it. If I try and mention it in a comment on the UK rags add it gets “moderated”, even the Indy, owned by a cunt-faced Russian cunt. I hope Putin invites the cunt for tea and polonium. I might try complaining to those cunts at Ofcom altho they haven’t replied to my last complaint about them the cunts.

      http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/world-news/turkish-mp-who-claimed-sarin-gas-was-delivered-to-isis-in-syria-through-turkey-faces-treason-charges-34293333.html

      in case the link gets pulled
      google “eren erdem treason”

    • Aaaargh! Piers Slimy Fucking Cunty Snot Gobbling Twat Faced Fucktard Shitbag Jumped Up Never Come Down Black Enamel Fuck Pig Morgan to give him his full name. Just taken two of my special pills to calm myself down after seeing him mentioned. That cunt of a turd burglar could have a whole “Is a cunt site” to himself. Must send him a Christmas card with “Fuck Off You Cunt” on it. Maybe we could have a Christmas Cunting Special for him?
      Merry Cuntmas

  15. Norman you never fail to hit the nail on the head. I can’t believe I haven’t noticed the resemblance of Hucknall to Charlie Drake, granted Drake is betterlooking. Daddy bear can’t stand Mick Hucknall he’s cracking up right now at the thought.

  16. Hucknall : Either Charlie Drake or Phil Mitchell in a clown wig…

    Star Wars fans are cunts… Don’t get me wrong, I loved the original trilogy (although Return Of The Jedi was a bit shite!)… But these cunts – grown fucking adults – who dress as fucking Yoda, queue for hours to get an autograph from some unknown fucker who appeared onscreen for 10 seconds in a Stormtrooper costume in 1977, and treat the Jedi like it is a true spiritual path are complete and utter cunt trumpets… That new villain looks like a piss-poor Darth Vader too.. Black cloak and mask? Red lightsabre? Been done and it won’t be bettered… His name is hardly menacing either… Kylo Ren? Sounds like an episode of the Ren & Stimpy Show: where the dog and cat duo learn kung-fu…

    • They featured some hairy arsed bloke dressed as Princess Leia on the TV earlier. Cunt.

    • And all given the J J Abrams treatment, the man who fucked the last Star Trek movie, “My name isssss….. Khannnn!” “Yes Benedict, we all knew that ages ago, you cunt” Old Ricardo Montalban would have kicked his arse without working up a sweat.

    • I wanted to be a storm trooper, but im too fucking short! might make a pasable Yoda if I painted myself green.

  17. Sadly they do tend to dress as the character they least resemble. ‘Hairy arsed bloke’ – Chewbacca? Maybe an Ewok if he’s short. Ob-Wan if he’s getting on a bit? No. Princess Leia.

  18. Is she wearing her knickers on the outside of her leggings/tights? Would blast her full of cum make no mistake

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