Robots

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Apparently in 10-20 years 35% of people will be at risk of losing their jobs to ‘Robots’, and you will be 5 times more likely to lose your job if its low skilled.

For a business it makes sense, Robot cunts won’t need a fag break, coffee break or any break and won’t gossip about a load of shit or take days off when they are hungover or being lazy. They also can be called a cunt and ‘probably’ won’t take offence. The thing is I have heard on the telly that they will be able to look after people as well, like in films when they do the washing etc. However I believe in 20 years maximum most people in this country will have robots in the house and they will run on computer algorithms and these will be hackable.

I wonder how many cunts will be ‘accidentally’ killed by their Robot. Maybe that IRobot film has influenced me but I don’t like the way certain things seem to be going. I think there are too many trying to be too clever cunts. The Cunts.

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt

41 thoughts on “Robots”

  1. I wonder if they will have robot porn,can you imagine pass me the 13mm socket im gonna use the ron Jeremy attachment its all plug and play,or robot sex dolls for the despirate bloke it would be trying to fuck a ten speed bike still ive thought up a new use for wd40 to stop metal mickys wanking arm from keeping us all awake in the wee small hours after he has fully charged up the cunt

  2. I can’t help but think that these Hollywood films about the future and Robots (IRobot, Terminator) are in some way a strong indication of the future. With the way the digital age has taken off in the last 20 years or so and the way it keeps evolving, Robots and Computers will be integral parts of most cunts life in the future. Look where we are now, you can control your home heating from an App, do your shopping online and have it delivered, Skype some cunt somewhere else in the world, do your Banking on an App. When I think of it you could not leave the house for a year and be quite comfortable. All of this is killing social interaction, I remember when Mobiles first came out hardly any cunt had one, nowadays all these fucking twats glued to their phones speaking about or doing fuck all on them seem to think they would be lost without a Phone. Trust me I love the western world in a lot of ways but as a society we are fucked. Cuntbook, Twatter, Instacunt all prey on peoples (usually talentless fuckers) need to feel important and to be a minor celebrity. Why don’t people actually get the fuck out the house and talk to some cunt, go and see the cuntryside and talk to an inbred cunt or have an Ice cream by the sea.

    • Perhaps the Robots we should fear are not the precision 3D printed structures running algorithms but the socially engineered biological units running burgers and cola.

      • I’m more worried about the carbon-based processor cunts running the country into the ground for their own benefit.

    • Check out an old movie from the 70’s called “Westworld”. Bit old and dated looking but interesting early take on the Robots Run Amok scenario….

      • 70s: old! Bit old and dated! Ya cheeky young Cunt! I’ve a good mind to come round and brain with my zimm…..oh, chicken soup. Yum.

    • Well personally I couldn’t do with out my phone. I haven’t got a computer so the only access I have to this website is through my phone. I’d hate to think I was missing out on is a cunt.com, its my only bit pleasure.

  3. I know he’s been cunted before, but BBC “Creative Director” Alan Yentob deserves re-cunting for claiming £1,500 for taxi rides over a three-month period.

    This is the cunt who earns £183,300 from the BBC while moonlighting for Camila Batmanghelidjh’s ‘Kids Company’ charity.

    Let’s not forget Yentob recently described claims that Kids Company had been financially mismanaged as “complete rubbish” – despite the fact it’s now in liquidation.

    I’ll just say that again: he earns £183,300pa and has just claimed £1,500 for three months of taxi journeys. That’s over TEN full licence fees – and that’s only for three months. Presumably for an entire year this cunt’s taxis swallow up approximately FORTY-TWO full licence fees.

    This cunt needs to be strung up with barbed wire outside Broadcasting House and left to rot there as a warning to all others who would abuse taxpayers’ cash…

    • Seconded Fred, Yentob is just a bullshiting snake oil salesman with an education.Cunt.

    • As far as I can remember I never have and never will pay for a TV Licence. Firstly who the fuck do they think they are telling me I have to pay for channels I might not even watch or want to watch (I do watch BBC channels though). Secondly we get no say in how much is paid to the cunts who work for the BBC and what they decide to make. Some stupid cunt knocked the door a while ago (about 7pm) telling me through the window I was watching TV. I told him I was watching a DVD, anyways he was chatting some shit or another I couldn’t really understand through a closed window so I told him to fuck off. Kept getting letters about licensing so I rang the cunts and said I only watch downloaded programmes and they said ok we won’t bother you for 2 years.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfHRhXW1hno

  4. The Japs now have a robot which can ride a motorbike. And one which can dance and run.
    They already have quite advanced sex robots available, with vacant staring faces for sure, but they can jiggle their bits for your pleasure. It won’t be long before they’re affordable for the average solitary male “Internet-wanker”, who will probably prefer something functional with which he doesn’t have to talk to afterwards.

    I know this as I’m an electronics designer working in automation – not from personal experience!

    • What is the point of a sex robot? Or any other robot for that matter? There are an estimated 7 billion fuckers on this planet and in due course that will rise to 11 billion by 2100. So humans are not exactly in short supply and are certainly cheap, so why invest billions in developing robots to do what humans can do already? The only future for robots is to do something which humans cannot do.

      • Well overall it would probably be cheaper then a girlfriend or wife and the best part no alimony or what I like to call allthemoney. Again this technology will be a long way off so we still have time sort out our knickers. A song about fucking a robot enjoy https://youtu.be/FvnO3On4_fo

      • Well I guess like work BTW I’ve noticed alot of spiveyism’s lately words like Just asking, don’t cha know, bullshite like that . Especially from you dioclese , I read a article from spiveys last week it must of had 25 Just asking’s and 13 don’t cha know’s what gives or should I say just asking ?

      • Good point. Never thought about it. Fuck – I wouldn’t want to sound like him on purpose…

        On the other hand he could be copying me, don’t cha know?

  5. I fucking hate that cunt of a robot that’s in those confused.com adverts…. That irritating little fucker that sounds like a Daft Punk record (ie: nauseatingly shite!)…. Of course, loads of riff-raff and thick cunts think this thing is cute (see cunting of Meerkats)… Personally I’d cover it in diesel and flick matches at it….

  7. There is a quandry going on at the moment about those ‘self-drive’ cars they are trying to promote, i.e. who bears responsibility when they run someone over.
    Bearing in mind that the only ones who will be adding it to their optional extras are probably the ones listed on this site, it is my guess the responsibility will be on the victim, a little like the pensioners and savers paid for the last financial crash.

  8. I did think about swapping Mrs C with one of those stepford wife robots, but the fuckers have still not managed to reproduce the constant nagging, it just was not the same

  9. I always thought that the fat self satisfied holier than thou nigga clothes wearing scum Camila Batmanghelidjh was a cunt but now it has been confirmed. How many millions of tax payers money has the cunt had? 45 million? Maybe more, who knows. But the point is that it is the governments responsibility to protect it’s citizens, including children and not some fucked up charity with zero accountability. Get your thumb out of your (pigs) arse Cameron and do your fucking job!

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