is a cunt.
Was walking along Bournemouth prom a few weeks ago and saw this load of tosh. Loads of different teams taking part, wearing team clothing with their name and number on the back. A load of tossers running around and chucking a frisbee about, with a cunt of a coach (yes for a frisbee game) shouting from the side lines, and all of them becoming almost orgasmic when they scored a point.
To make it even more laughable, there was a three page laminated sheet attached to the railings, which was a risk assessment for this pile of wank. The risk being the hazard of being hit by a flying object – yes really.
Back in the 70’s as teenagers, we might go to the park and chuck a frisbee about, although even then, I thought it was a bit cuntish, but to turn this into a sport? Even worse than that other crap sport, beach volleyball.
Nominated by mystic maven.
The Frisbee was invented by Walter Morrison
and originally called
the “Pluto Platter”.
He got the idea after throwing around popcorn tin lids on the beach.
why he was doing this remains a mystery,
was he studying the aerodynamic subtly of a disc?
or just a silly cunt?
anyway it was a hit .
I dont like Frisbee.
suppose its ok for playing with dogs but I’m staunchly in the boomerang camp.
a boomerang 🪃 will return to you.
whereas a Frisbee just lays on the sand.
like Stephen Hawkins if you tipped him out of his wheelchair.
And a boomerang will kill a kangaroo!
Frisbee can’t do that.
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Morning MNC…speaking of spaccs, I see that the disabled guy from ‘Breaking Bad’ has topped himself.
Rather sad, that is…he seemed like a decent guy in real life.
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morning Thomas.
a small mercy really.
now the studios can rip out those wheelchair ramps his agent insisted on 😃
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I think Odd-job may beg to differ!
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As teenagers me and my mate used to make and detonate our own explosives.
A right good game that was.
I don’t recall us doing a risk assessment though.
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When I was a kid, my dad used to refill his own shotgun cartridges and had a sizeable tin of gunpowder.
That added some realism to my recreations of WW2 battle scenes in the garden with my toy soldiers.
Until he found out what I was up to.
Although, to be fair, he was more worried about the expense.
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Well Field Marshall, just think what your Dad would have said if you’d tried to recreate Hiroshima in the garden.
That would have been your pocket money stopped for a month.
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That and a fucking good hiding, Geordie.
Happy days.
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Another thing me and my mate used to do, when taking a break from trying to blow up Wallsend-on-Tyne, was to compete throwing old vinyl records as far as we could on nearby wasteground. In effect, I reckon we invented a pre-frisbee frisbee, but didn’t spot its commercial potential.
My sister never did find out what happened to her David Cassidy LPs.
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We used to go to the hardware shop, get a LLB of weedkiller mix it with a bag of sugar, unravel a Catherine wheel, ( fuse ) tie that to the fuse of a 321 banger. Insert the lot into a suitable enclosure.
Place in required item to be blown up, light and run like fuck..🔥
You can’t get that sort of weedkiller now..🤔
Happy days
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Brings back memory’s Sodium Chlorate I think, the powers that be made the manufacture add a fire retardant to put an end to such shenanigans.
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Fucking killjoys, just think of the fun we could have today…🔥
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Did you ever play with Nitrogen Triiodide Geordie? Fucking hilarious! When it dried it was so unstable if someone farted it would detonate.
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Not that I’m aware of arfur.
Though there was a school contemporary of mine who used to pour anything and everything from the chemistry lab shelves into a sink with the plug in at break time ‘just to see what would happen’. So for all I know one of his ‘experiments’ may well have involved NI3.
You will be unsurprised to know that his nickname was ‘Psycho’.
This hasn’t got much to do with frisbees, has it?
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My mate used to make it and put it under the girls toilet seats. Bangs and a puff of purple smoke when they sat down for a piss.
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Frisbee’s… luxury.. when I was a kid we use to throw rocks at each other..
Never did me any harm..
Vote labour..
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@bz…you scored a direct hit 🤕…vote islamic party 😵💫
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VOTE, what’s the fucking point. If the ruling elite don’t like the result they either ignore it, or make you do it again untill ” THEY” get what ” THEY” want.
Eh, Mr Tatlock…!
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Some yankie shit game like all the rest of their so-called sports that were originally played by young women over here.
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It’s a wimminz sport.
And like the majority of wimminz sports, there in no competitive element, just an opportunity for men to assess the size of their tits if they weren’t wearing a sports bra.
So on that basis. I haven’t too much of a problem with it.
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yeah.
its a bit too “californian” for me too be comfortable with.
a bit Brian Wilson.
” hey dude you wanna play Frisbee?”
eat shit ya great spastic.
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scientific observation
a Frisbee could be modified by having a razor sharp edge and fired from a large catapult.
making it more fun and less a girls pastime.
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Indian weapon called a Chakram? a circular steel band with the outer edge razor sharp.
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Well I’m prepared to go against the grain and admit that ladies beach volleyball is a fantastic spectator sport.
Or at least ot was until the camera persons were instructed not to film any of the competitors because of ?
Fuck knows why,the Russians again probably?
What a bolshevik mess.
Good morning.
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A Mr A Tatlock informed the BBC that the Russians had influenced the results of last years UK Beach Frisbee Championships the other day.
And later said he couldn’t remember saying such a thing.
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I fucking knew it.
Thank you Field Marshal.
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Tatty is a Russian Bot, talks bollocks and then talks more bollocks arguing with himself.
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Tatlock should never have been allowed anywhere near political responsibility after signing off on the 4 line business plan of the people who ran Mid-Staffs NHS Trust.
A lying Cunt who I hate,with a vengeance.Even Starmer wasn’t so blatantly dishonest.
Good Morning.
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Nubile young women should not be bothered with frisbees, instead they should play with fire like this young lady at the Steaming Pussycat Club – artistic and beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqXudo1u_Gg
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we used sharpened bits of metal from a local welders, kinda odd job style, played havoc with the little ‘uns on the local park playground having too duck and dive for their lives as spinning razor teethed missiles skimmed around the swings and slides… spinning slicers we called them 🍥….then home for tea ….we tallied our scores on the most 🤕 we got …plastic ones they were for the kids in California 😩
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Nude frisbee team..
https://share.google/f39hIlFeweh2KtYyF
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The header picture resembles Sarah Young the porn star.
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Load of Yankee shite
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Frisbee. Same as all sport, pointless and boring.
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All will be well until the fucking rich ayrabbis decide that team beach frisbee represents a perfect vehicle for international money laundering. Then the whole thing will be ruined for everyone.
Good morning, everyone.
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Broken pieces of asbestos reinforced fibre board. Used to skim for a good distance when launched across our local waste ground field. Bordered by houses with long gardens so the locals used to dump all sorts over the fence for us kids to mess with. Far better than a frisbee and the added benefit of releasing asbestos fibres into the environment.
Kids today don’t know they are born.
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If there had been a risk assessment done on the prototype frisbee then they’d have been banned before ever coming to market:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL9kNvtdrNM
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