are a cunt.
Fine on truck drivers, veteran’s, hard ass bastards and a few other varieties (such as nut cases who I want to avoid).
The rest of the people who have them should stop wasting their money and start saving up to have them removed.
Nerdy, skinny idiots; women; boomers and Gen X wankers; cunts with zero personality. Nice looking birds who do this, it’s like putting bumper stickers on a Ferrari.
Ferfuxake, so many of you fucking cretins have them that it’s now become subversive to not have them. Having tattoos is the same as watching Coronation Street. And another case of blacking up by the way.
If you are privileged enough to have white skin, then show it.
Nominated by Hyacinth Bucket.
Most tattoos are fucking shite, but a very well done one in the right place can look good.
The trouble is that people rarely stop at just one.
They make a mess of their bodies without any thought that they will eventually get old and their skin will sag.
Mrs Cunter has one, right at the top of her thigh.
It’s a nice one and I like it.
Good morning.
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” Mother ” 🦈😃
Good morning. 👍
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ive loads.
dont regret any of them.
Thing is, where it used to be rebellious its now a thing that football twats and Ducky actors have embraced.
And where it was done by some biker or sailor bloke, its now done by illustrators and fine art graduates.
My mate owns a tattoo parlour,
he had a kid as a apprentice who did work for Marvel Comics.
A tattooist can make good money.
So sorry Hyacinth.
Not really on board.
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Got one of your gate Mis?
Can they do country cream?
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😆 hehe
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I’ve got “WAR” tattooed on the knuckles of my left hand, “PEACE” tattooed on the knuckles of my right hand, and “THE BROTHERS KARAMAZOV” tattooed down my spine.
(With thanks to Alexei Sayle)
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There used to be a programme called Tattoo Fixers where awful tattoos were worked on to make them look better.
People would go in with a tiny stick man on their arm, which had been tattooed on them by a friend when they were pissed.
It would be fixed by having a fucking huge skull with a dagger through it covering their entire arm.
Ridiculous.
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The usual cover up options are a skull, a tiger or a flower.
None of them look any better than the original shite tattoo that it’s meant to cover.
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The UK tax payer is the primary sponsor of the British tattoo industry. If the government wants to implement meaningful welfare reform, ban all benefits claimants from getting tattoos.
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Let them have just one Dave.
Compulsory.
SCROUNGER tattooed on their foreheads.
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I’ve seen a bloke with a swastika tattooed on his forehead.
Probably just joined the Green Party.
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Ha, we were very much thinking along the same lines Geordie!
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And how about we give this bitch a full body tattoo with “TREASONOUS STUPID CUNT” etched across every inch of her corpse, artful:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckm23709pjz7o
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Birds like in the nom pic are fantastically mucky, just not for marrying.
I’ve interviewed a few people with neck tattoos. They didn’t get employed.
A neck tattoo means a slovenly attitude to life and work.
But a nice suite of meaningful tattoos can look fantastic.
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tattoo….’a plane,a plane’ 😩
just got the one on left forearm with my nickname on 🖌️ as a 17 year old pissed 🍺… it should be compulsory that when an mp walks into the hoc for the first time they should receive CUNT on the forehead…for ones that use pronouns then they should have MASSIVE CUNT 👍
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I’d rather see that branded on MPs’ foreheads tbh
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Subtlety is the thing for tats, a simple swallow on the neck or a line of tears on the cheek.
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A tear drop on the face used to be the sign that you had murdered someone.
Best to avoid someone with a line of them.
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My favourite sister in law has a little tattoo, in a secret place 😜
It looks rather lovely 😍
As does the tattoo 😃
💪
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Rumour has it that die hard Everton supporter, Andy Tatlock, is secretly trying to get his ‘Man City till I die’ tattoo removed that he had done after getting monumentally pissed on two pints of Theaksons Old Peculiar at one of Sheikh Mansour’s cocktail parties.
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Diane Abbott has a ‘Free Philistine’ one.
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Diane Abbott needs a L & R upside down on the front of her simian ankles to ensure correct shoe selection.
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I’ve seen some nice ones done on young ladies with really fine line art. Looks quite nice when its new, but sadly all tattoos fade and spread with age.
Then they’re in their forties their arms will look full of bruises.
Although, having said that, I have one on my knob that says “SOS” – although when looking at some of these tattooed ladies it says “Southend-On-Sea”
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Had a customer , young bloke ,
had these full macho tattoos on his arms,
flaming skulls etc.
quite well done,
he’d been to a decent tattooist.
But they didn’t suit him.
he looked like Rick Moranis.
nerdy speccy little weedy bloke with arms like pipecleaners,
but the tattoos belonged on some SAS soldier or something.
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I particularly like the 1ft tattoo of David Walliams’ head that you have emblazoned across your chest, MNC.
Very brave!
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What’s with these random tattoos the youngsters are getting now?
They look like they’ve doodled on their arm with permanent marker.
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Not for me I’m afraid. You would be more likely to see me out in public wearing a short skirt and a fez than a tattoo. I can live with men having them unless it’s stuff like big swastikas on their face but I just cannot get on with women being tattooed. When I see beautiful young women with their bodies defiled in this way it makes me sad. I wonder what they think they will look like when they are older, probably heavier and it starts to sag, when a buttercup becomes a wilting sunflower. And piercings are a step beyond. Nose ring ladies? By Christ you’re safe from me!
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