The Unsuitable Motorist.
“A blind motorist who took his partner’s car and drove for 150 miles (240km) at night while drunk has been handed a suspended sentence.
Anthony Hall, 50, who does not have a driving licence, was stopped by police on the M6 near Carlisle at 01:45 BST on 29 June after he was seen swerving the Vauxhall Meriva between lanes and onto the hard shoulder, a court was told.
Hall told police he had driven from his home in Huddersfield after he and his partner had drunk four bottles of wine.”
“Hall told police he had planned to drive to Scotland and wanted to escape his home, his relationship and his finances.”
Hall was also disqualified from driving for 12 months even though he did not have a licence at the time of the incident, and he was ordered to pay £272 costs..
A tale of woe,hasn’t the chap heard? He could have got the bus,it’s £2 apparently.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
There are blind people driving round the car park at our local Tesco’s every day. I almost had a motorcyclist over the bonnet last week.
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“I almost had a motorcyclist over the bonnet last week.”
Did he reject your lewd advances, arfur?
Or suggest you go somewhere less public?
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Unfortunately Tom the motorcyclist was not a nubile young woman but a big ugly man with a considerable vocabulary of swear words.
While you’re here Tom, I’m thinking of buying a Sierra. Any tips on running an old Ford these days?
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I clipped a cunt as I made my way to work 25 years ago. Perfect storm. A set of traffic lights where a stop at a red could have been the difference of on time or a minute over .. cyclist in the middle of the lane, dawdling, as the light hit amber … I went arou d the cunt ; nearside wing mirror clipped his RH handlebar end ..
Happily I was on time for work, and the image of johnny 2 wheels wobbily-ly hitting firstly the kerb on his bike & then the shop window OFF the bike in my rearview has just given me a warm glow. Stick near the kerb, cunt!
The downside was I had to take the long way to work for that shift-start for the next few cycles, just to play it safe.
Worth it, on balance.
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ttce, if I may.. what did you ask of Jim’ll fix it, old bean? 🤔
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Cuntemall, I asked for myself and my cub pack to be brutally raped in a BBC dressing room by Jimmy Savile and Stuart Hall whilst Esther Rantzen held us down with one hand and flicked the bean with the other.
My fellow cubs got their wishes, but I was cruelly rejected as, after inspection, Jimmy said I was already too slack.
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Wow. *Exactly* what I’d predicted. Uncanny, like.
Although ye could have saved up the ‘ask’ really and just hung about outside the BBC whenever the gold Rolls Royce was parked ’round the back. That way, ye could’ve still gotten the above, .. AND maybe a short flight in an RAF Chinook as well, or something… (a sniff of Kate Bush’s gold bikini?)
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Hang around outside the Beeb? I wasn’t falling for that one again, after I was invited to a Top of the Pops fancy dress party dressed as a dog and got bummed by Eric Gill.
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Blind my arse. If he was really blind how did he manage to pick the sympathy shades to go with the sympathy stick? A complete and utter lying cunt who deserves a good working over to teach him a proper lesson.
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Much like the court scene in ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’, throw a cricket ball at this faker’s head and see if he tries to get out of the way.
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He’s only blind to the effect of being a total cunt.
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He’s not totally blind, but was totally pissed.
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I’d like the mad cunt to get the job of chauffeur at Downing Street.
Also manager of the wine cellar..
https://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/2014/02/downing-streets-3-2m-wine-cellar-revealed/
Splendid.
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He should’ve crashed the car into an other. He’d bound to have bumped into a black illegal driver fleeing the police after murdering some poor cunt.
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Isn’t it Richard Osman, who’s gone a bit cracked ?
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Got dumped by his Mrs too.
“I think we should see other people”.
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Reminds me a bit of Lennie Peter’s & Dianne Lee.
“Blind? Is he fuck!” My dad used to say.
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Can a blind man, be any worse than the third world daleks, when it comes to driving ability.
Foreign vermin should be confined to public transport, prison or the cemetery..
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What a silly sausage.
If ‘he’d got himself a guide dog he could have let it drive and thus avoided the subsequent kerfuffle.
🦮
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Well guys and girls, here is a link to super boil your piss..
https://x.com/the_tpa/status/2107032453252542749
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No surprise Birmingham is number one, pop pickers.
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