is a fucking irritating cunt.
This animated children’s programme features Roys, his family and friends. Roys is an ill mannered brat who behaves appallingly only to be taught a life lesson at the end of each episode.
All great in theory, apart from the fact many children will be influenced by his arsehole behaviour and try to emulate him. One episode showed Roys’ friends retreating from him as he reeked of shit, having not wiped his hoop. Not before the little cunt tried to blame all his friends for creating the shyte miasma.
Roys Bedoys needs a fucking good beating with a sturdy Adidas trainer. The cunt.
Nominated by Paul Maskinback.
That has to be the lowest effort “animation” ever.
When I have grandkids, the only thing they’ll be allowed to watch at my house (when they’re not obliged to have real books read to them) will be wholesome stuff like Bagpuss, Chorlton and the Wheelies and Button Moon.
A very good morning to one and all.
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No Rastamouse,Thomas ?.
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I have the complete Bagpuss on DVD.
Thoroughly recommend.
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Oliver Postgate Odin.
Bagpuss
ivor the engine
clangers
and my favourite
Noggin the Nog
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This annoying animation would want me to commit murder and eventually throw the television set through the window. What’s the reason for this infuriating shite in the first place ?
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I could only stand it subliminally and why would anyone allow children to do so is beyond me.
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Whats with the head wobbling..
Are they indians, that would explain the badly wiped arse..
These days children’s education animation would be better served explaining something useful.. like stay away from pàkis and africunts. And never vote green..
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Roy Bedoys?
that’s a gyppo name.
Hes probably a tarmac toddler.
And there’s nothing wrong with my fascia boards Roy.
told you before
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Well, doesn’t he sound delightful?
Just the role model that’s needed.
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I look forward to the episode where he visits the Anthony Linton Public Bogs and joins another poof in the cubicle before bumming him. Only he won’t be told off at the end, because that is perfectly acceptable behaviour, apparently.
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High🥒Cumber?
High this early in the morning?
You naughty boy!
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I happen to notice Captain Pugwash amongst this shite, something more wholesome for children, with whom I brought my lads up with.
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I see there is a sooty in there, so maybe that’s where the bad smell is coming from. There was never any hygiene issues with the stuff I grew up with like Andy Pandy or Torchy The Battery Boy.
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Mind you, Spotty the Dog from the Woodentops always looked like like he was about to cock his leg.
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I honestly can’t see what the problem is.
Instead of the nonsensical Telly Tubbies with their silly noises, there is now an animation that tries to teach kids valuable life lessons.
Like how to keep their arseholes clean and not stink like Pákís.
Bring on the episode where they teach kids not to drop their spaghetti bolognese on the floor of the restaurant before running around screaming like lunatics.
The annoying fucking cunts.
Good morning.
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He does look a lot like Rude Kid from Viz.
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modern kids animation is loud, fast paced and will give you epilepsy.
Back in the day it was slower paced,soothing,
calmed down the kids while mums did housework.
Oliver Postgates voice was hypnotic.
id watch the Clangers or Bagpuss in a state akin to what smoking opium in a beanbag must be like.
brilliant
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Pi key child
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Have his parents gone to the pub?
Left at some sort of “multicultural daycare centre ” ?
Roy is guaranteed to turn out a Bad Egg.
Thank fuck my children are grown and cbeebies is a very distant memory.
Good morning.
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https://youtu.be/AAkY5jp_A8U?is=sD6Ml5_9WMZgQfYY
the mice on the mouse organ sing.
familiar?
its Britain’s oldest recorded song
sumer is cumin in or cuckoo song
also sung by the islanders in The Wickerman.
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We ate out last night.
Not my favourite restaurant but one of the waitresses is a horny little Cubana with the best arse and tits that you could ever see.
She is no more than 5ft tall and as a result her uniform doesn’t fit too well.
The trousers stretch across her perfectly shaped buttocks and her shirt is too tight.
It gapes open to show tantalising glimpses of her big tits.
She would get a ‘Cubana’ from me any day of the week (look up that Spanish slang phrase).
Where was I?
Oh yes, kids.
We ate in the garden of the restaurant.
There was a Swedish family, mum, dad and two daughters.
You can always tell Swedes, they often dress from head to toe in white.
The two girls were running around screaming.
Not just little screams. Full blown loud and piercing screams.
The parents ignored them.
We didn’t ignore them.
After about 10 minutes I called over the sexy little waitress and complained.
She went and got a bill, took it over to the Swedes table while they were still eating their main course and told them to pay and leave.
Roys should be translated into Swedish and put on the telly over there.
Teach the kids how to behave their fucking selves in company.
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