The last day of Starmer as PM, and as his last act of sticking two fingers up he has made that incompetent old bastard Sadiq Khan a Lord!. For services to ineptitude, no doubt:
The mind boggles. Liar to the last and fraud of the first water Kweer always said he would not produce a resignations honours list, but…. Jane Sarpong, a black no mark gets a peerage too.
What the fuck has that little weasel Khan done to merit such a reward?. The instigator of the London Stabathon?. Turning even previously decent areas of London into Third World Shitholes?. Renaming parts of the London Overground into painfully politically correct virtue signalling lines?. Just being a stinking parasite?.
What will his Lordship call himself – I’d suggest Lord Cunt.
Nominated by W C Boggs.
Given that he has publicly stated that the HoL should be abolished, might I suggest Lord Hypocrite of the First Water, if he accepts?
Alternatively, Lord Weasel.
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That ugly face looks like it’s been taken from one of those group mugshots of 50 recently convicted Páki child rapists.
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The upper House is proof that, just like all politics (and WWE wrestling is a good analogy, where they pretend to fight for the idiotic fans but are good mates behind the scenes), they’re not really enemies but are paying lip-service to having contrary positions.
Tores, Labour, Lib Dems, they’re all in it together. They take their orders to fuckbover their country from the banking dynasties who run Blackrock.
They hate us working and middle class white folk.
There’s not a single Lord who, if there was a cosmic ‘fairness’ adjustment of some kind, wouldn’t simply drop dead on the spot, along with everyone in the Commons.
Both the Upper and Lower Houses’ job is to give the indigenous population a constant full-depth Lubbocking until, presumably, the country is financially, socially and morally bankrupt.
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The wrestling idea conjoures up a problem. The only fair fight with Sad-Dick would be from the equally tiny Yvette Cooper, the tiniest woman in politics, but perfect in every detail (except one). The only way we could get him to wrestle with her would be if she was to fight in her school gymslip, and given the usual preferences of Khan’s sort it would be less a wrestling match and more molestation, and how would we score that one?.
In the blue(ish) corner Yvette, in her school bonnet and gymslip sucking an ice lolly (to start with) and in the red corner, little Khan in his speedos, drooling. You can just imagine the cross-buttocks and double crotch holds, not to mention the folding sicssors press. Quite disgusting, and obscene, even by my low standards.
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That’s Donald Trump.
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Lord Sadiq looks unwell.
like he’s undergoing treatment by sad eyed NHS staff that know they can’t really do anything and its pointless getting him a Christmas card.
He weighs about 5 stone,
lost his hair
bones poking through his sickly brown skin.
Has he eaten his wife’s cooking?
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That cunt’d benefit from a bacon sandwich or three. Sort him right out.
Maybe introducing bacon and saussies into their diets would turn muzzers away from being so ghastly?
Morning MNC/all.
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Morning Thomas 👍
Bacon would certainly help them.
maybe hang a ‘magic tree’ air freshener too.
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Put the little cunt on the phosphorus diet.
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He’s only 55.
A candidate for Deadpool if ever I saw one.
Good morning.
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55?
fucks sake.
he won’t see Christmas.
I’m 56 and look fantastic!
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June Sourpong?
Why’s that cannibal looking cunt getting honoured?
what’s she ever done!
A career where people have bent over backward, shoehorned her into positions,
all because she’s a sooty.
The talentless, gaptoothed cunt.
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That skidmark can call himself the emperor of London for all i care..
He will still be a midget, inbred pàki cunt..
Hopefully the rat has aids…
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The House of Lords is a cuntfest.
26 of them are ‘Lords Spiritual’ who think that everything that happens is God’s will.
A fucking useless institution which should be blown up.
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Like a baby pigeon.
all hollow bones dust and dirty feathers.
The smelly little cunt.
kier gave him it because he was upset at being ousted for pork scratching enthusiast Andy Tatlock.
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More like a dead pigeon.
Probably crawling with maggots.
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King Andy’s resignation honours list will probably include elevating the then Education Minister to be Lord Arday of Cambridge, and making Lesley Streeting Lord of the Rings.
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probably Peter Hook,
some twat off coronation Street and Gary Neville.
pork scratchings,and champagne to celebrate.
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Yes Mis, Lord Neville of Millionaire’s Row does have a certain ring to it.
And let’s give due deference Lord Rodney of the Breakfast Club.
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What superheats my piss to plasma is the fact is the three hundred pounds per day is fucking tax free.
Do you think the mayor has the big C? He looks rough as rats recently.
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I’m hoping its terminal whatever it is.
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Certainly nothing trivial, like a badly managed vegan diet, Mis.
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probably a Lahore tapeworm JP.
The apex of intestinal parasites.
sucking him dry from the inside like a fat kid drains a milkshake through a straw.
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I’d like to think so. That would be splendid.
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Didn’t he have his head shaved on his pilgrimage to Mecca?
I wonder if the religious maniacs there realised he was a wooftah and tranny loving hypocrite.
I guess not, or they’d have shaved his entire head off.
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pilgrimage to mecca?
Bingo!!!
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FFS people, get a grip and sort out the bastard! You did it in the referendum now finish the job. You folks in the outer boroughs who are being bled white, every time you drive into town he has a dip in your wallet. If you run a diesel as you were incentivised to do by the politicians until recently, then he has a dip every time you pull off the drive and every time you park on the street. He thinks white people are dopey cunts and he has the evidence.
Same thing applies to general elections. The establishment and the uniparty are almost working themselves up into a frenzy trying to do down the main threat to their cosy position. Even an assassination attempt on Nigel Farage was passed off as a failed burglary attempt until the lie became so transparent it was no longer sustainable. Rouse yourselves and get down the polling station. Alternatively, bend over and smile as they fuck you in the arse.
Rant over. For now.
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The tortoise is in clover now. I hope the little cunt chokes on it. Looks like it’s half way there from the state of it. The hare will see the shell on its back eventually. The dirty tricks from Remrats should also give the arse bandit a comeuppance.
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