is a cunt.
This unfunny Cunt – sorry Count -has been “entertaining” at election nights for a number of years now. Unfortunately his lack of success now has him held up by the CONservatives, LIEbour, Lib Dems (ha, ah, ha) and Greens (Fuck Off .. really? Yes really, just Fuck Off!) as a hero of democracy:
Maybe Binface will beat Farage. If so, it will be exactly what the Mother-fucker of all Parliaments deserves. A cunt with a bin on his head sitting on the green benches.
Fuck right off.
Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.
I bin for a shit, where you bin.
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British “democracy” is a shitheap and Count Binface is just another insect crawling about upon it.
I note it does rather well in London Mayoral elections,gathering north of twenty thousand votes.
Perhaps the Count could put Lord Khan into landfill?
Vote Oven.
Good morning.
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This shit is a posh boy who earns his living writing “comedy” pieces for the BBC – such shit as Have I Got News For You. That tells me all I need to know about him. Just a slightly more posh Screaming Lord Sutch, who is just a part of the Establishment trying to fool others as well as himself.
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I had to stop watching HIGNFY.
The temptation to put my foot into Ian Hislop’s or Paul Merton’s face was becoming too much.
I need my TV to watch Talk TV, or GB News.
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Merton in particular has become a real old fart – he turns up on Just A Minute on Radio 4 talking absolute bollocks and is regarded by the R4 audience as a national treasure when he is just a boring old cunt. Hislop has always been a sanctimonious old arsehole.
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Apparently, he told the BBC “My job is to celebrate and defend the wonders of British democracy”.
Which presumably involves writing anti Trump and Boris ‘jokes’ for our ‘impartial’ national broadcaster, whilst studiously avoiding satirising the left.
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The archtypical politician.
head full of shite or empty.
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R.I.P Bill Oddie
king of twitchers
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Springwatch was never the same without him.
Seeing Kate Humble’s exasperation as he went off script and talked over her was great.
Even better when he did it to that insufferable cunt Packham.
RIP
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yeah, and he could be a bit grumpy too.
BiPolar.
one minute happy as Larry an laughing an joking,
nexf a rope around his neck an jumping off a tree limb.
i liked him👍
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https://youtu.be/q3sG-J3AuhM?is=liccxtvk1ooMfvjd
Bill Oddie was just as northern as Andy Burnham
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Is that Graeme Garden doing black face, Mis?
Fucking brilliant!
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A great broadcaster. I used to listen to ‘I’m Sorry I’ll Read That Again’ with my Dad. RIP Mr Oddie.
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Only Graeme left.
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ISIHAC was the best on radio, until the young fucked it up.
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…and John Cleese.
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John Cleese was never on ISIHAC.
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British democracy is such a wonderful thing. Your vote really counts, except when it comes to open door immigration policy, net zero, membership of the ECHR, membership of the WHO, shit policing, 15 minute cities. Lord Suck Dick, bennies money tree, two tier justice, terryrism, ridiculously high levels of taxation, no GPs, wank NHS…. Fuck right off, cunts.
Good morning, everyone.
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His only policy seems to be, bring down the price of a 99 ice cream to 99p.
I can go along with that.
What’s not to like?
BinFace, BinFace, BinFace.
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It just wouldn’t be election time without some comic turn with forced eccentricity, wasting their time and ours by gaining votes that might be better placed elsewhere.
Anyway, that’s enough about Ed Davey.
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Parliament is about right for this cunt, he’d fit right in to the current mental asylum.
That said, If I were a Clacton voter who did not want to vote Reform, I wouldn’t vote for this twat anyway.
I’d vote for Howling Laud Hope.
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O/T
Did anybody have Bill Oddie in their Deadpool?. He died today – I remember him from the 1960s series I’m Sorry I’ll Read That Again” where he wrote a song every week – sometimes two.
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Surely no face coverings in the houses of Parliament, unless your a pàki i suppose.
Though plenty of gargoyles occupying those benches that would benefit from a bin on one’s noʻggin.
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Either way hes played a fuckin blinder running against Nigel Farage in the byelection.
Nigel wins? ..big deal . you beat Count Binface.
Nigel loses? ..you lost to Count Binface?!!
what a loser.
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Just another eccentric loon who’d look quite normal next to milligoon,lamburger,oooh matron streeting, bicycle Angie,yer wot lah Andy etc…no doubt all the Clacton greenies, commie liebour,and unliberal demos will put a tick on his bin lid in a up yours 🖕on farage… don’t forget your vote cunts err counts 😫
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Little Wessy is threatening to resign again today. I just don’t think he likes work. He should have gone to the theatre. All makeup and tights and a months work each year as pantomime Dame. If I were Andy Burnham I’d sack the little faggott.
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https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/wes-streeting-resignation-defence-spending_uk_6a670a2ee4b006a1a836a450
I can’t wait to see his face when Donald Trump catches up with him. I can’t see Donald enjoying meeting the fairy.
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Unfunny safe comedian that appeals to the middle class affluent BBC types. ‘Oh haha darling, a man with a bin on his head running for parliament, what mirth!’
As funny as a children’s leukaemia ward.
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I’d vote Binface over that oily, shit eating cunt Farage any day. How a through and through Establishment twat like Farage can say he is up against the Establishment is a fucking joke.
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This cunt reminds me of mr blobby. Makes me want to throw up.
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Short arse noel edmonds makes me want to throw up also.
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Stupid Count
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