That cunt Mike Myers is doing another Austin Powers film.
25 years after the last (and shittest) one. And, they were all shit. Terrible Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In and Our Man Flint rip offs. With terrible gags, product placement, and dire characters, like Fat Bastard and that fucking Mini Me cunt. With the same scenarios and ‘comedy’ routines used for all three films.
The fact that Myers is revisiting this dreadful franchise shows what a failure his career has been. With only a saucy Liz Hurley as the only good thing that was ever in it.
The original films have not aged well, And, I dare say this new one will be as shit as the rest of them. I mean. who is going to be the new Powers babe? William Eilish? Do me a fucking favour. It looks like a bloody goldfish.
For a film series that was tiresome, classless and predictable to begin with, I reckon this new one will make it even worse than it already was.
‘Yeah, Baby. Yeah!’
Fuck off
Nominated by Norman.
On becoming a man, let’s say a little earlier, I decided to put away childish things. Its a pity the yanks don’t follow suit. But who cares about those cunts
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It must just be me then, but I think that some stuff in the films are amusing.
Not to the point where I would pay to go and see one, obviously.
Groovy Baby!
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The only amusement to come out of hamshankland, is their belief in playing sports borrowed from our ladies.
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What is it with the Americans and comedians? They have the golden touch – Mike Myers, Chevy Chase, Adam Sandler, Mathew Perry…The list goes on an on. Who do do we Brits get? Ricky Gervais, Tommy Cooper, Eric Morecambe, Tony Hancock. It’s just not fair
Good morning, everyone,
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This is tongue in cheek I take it, Twenty Thou.
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I would damn well hope so Sammy …
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The only decent films to come out of hamshankland, besides art cinema, are those made by Billy Wilder and he’s an Austrian.
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The new version will star Idris Elba as Austin ‘Black’ Power(s) and Dylan Mulvaney as his buxom piece of totty.
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Like TV bringing back The Little House On The Prairie, and ghastly reboots of game shows like Catchphrase etc, it just proves that “creatives” in the media have brains of shit. That’s what happens when you let every little Chelsea and Tristram go to university, when they leave school at 18 knowing fuck all.
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Well, WC, at least the principle cast of the rebooted ( or should I say “reimagined” LHotP ) is all white
No doubt some of the other characters will prove otherwise.
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Yet I still prefer him to that miserable wooden cunt Daniel Craig.
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Why the fuck do you keep watching his films Norm?
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