I’m at one as I’m composing this cunting.
And it’s marvellous.
Full of white music loving people.
Pavement apes? A few here and there.
Inbred peacefuls no sign of them as music is properly harem to the low IQ fuckwits.
But as a older man, who likes a drink this is where the problem starts.
These festivals are run on profit.
And the younger generation don’t drink..
So no profit.
£7.95 for a pint of beer. Outrageous!!
But I don’t care I’m with friends, the sun is shining and music is playing
So fellow cunters encourage your children and grandchildren to support the music festival industry by having a alcoholic drink.
Coca cola is for benders.
We’ve got to rethink music festivals. – Music Business Worldwide
Victorious Festival: Mary Wallopers set ended after call for ‘Free Palestine’ – BBC News
I predict a riot.
Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.
The article lists 52 festivals that have been cancelled.
Perhaps there are just too many of them in the first place.
There are people who like live music and will go along to watch and listen to a wide genre.
Other people will want to see a particular band and not the other crap.
Big names have no problem selling out their tours, but the promoters will be aware of overload and not overbook the number of gigs.
Quality over quantity.
Good morning everyone!
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As someone who has been going to (selective) festivals since the free ones in Hyde park, (Stones anyone?) The whole thing has become a bemouth that is now to large and sprawling. As you say there is now quantity not quality.
mornin’ all.
“Someone dropped a bomb somewhere,
“Contaminating atmosphere
“And blackening the sky.
and just where is Pike when you need him.
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Im glad that music festivals are dying.
If your not abducted by Hamas
Or twatted with a pool cue off a Hells angel,
Then its a miracle.
I enjoy shitting in fields as much as the next man
But prefer to not pay a few hundred quid,
And have to tolerate other people.
Festivals?
Just buy a CD.
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not much chance of a roll in the hay with a cd.
(honestly cd.s. so very very yesterday)
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I miss my days of rattling crusty dreadlocked girls in blue porta potties and tents.
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As opposed to the Rolling stones that are so very cutting edge?
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Well they were a bit “edgy” in 1969 and not the Saga magazine cover stars of today, but I take your point. Gosh and what a line up of support acts, and all for free. I’m told vinyl is making a comeback, now shellac really is the business.
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‘Cancelled for reasons beyond our control’
Or if you prefer:
‘Shite music played by cretins spouting infantile left-wing slogans, blocked Portaloos and overpriced food and drink (you’re banned from bringing your own) means we can’t find anyone stupid enough to buy a ticket’.
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Correct.
There would be no way that I would gamble on the weather to sit in a field watching and listening to hours, or even days of rubbish music, just to see the one or two bands that I enjoy.
And if you are paying £8 for a pint then how much are you getting ripped off for on food?
Fuck that!
The most popular ‘music’ festival is Glastonbury.
But it’s not about the music. Just have a look at the shit headline acts.
It’s about people wanting to brag about ‘being there’.
Well I would much rather be somewhere else.
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Well the Little Ponton Morris Dancing and Craft Fair was a real banger this year. Twitcher mental Bill Oddie and the Wurzel off Time Team were the featured celebrities.
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Full of utter wankers pretending they were full on hippies who were there when Hendrix was in his pomp and were at a party with Jim Morrison once.
Maaan.
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I was at the Isle of Wight in ’69 when Dylan made his comeback.
Well, I’ve been told I was there…
Morning all.
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Once Motorhead disbanded my interest in such matters disappeared.
Festivals are commercialised tripe.
Good morning.
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Music festivals are lame.
The Bulldog Bash, that was where all the fun was to be had in the 90’s.
Booze, drugs, bikes, fights, fireworks and birds getting their tits out.
Absolute heaven!
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Well I never, The Bulldog, was it you wot spilt my pint then? I still have a badge somewhere, Now The Dragon Rally was for the real hard knuts. Happy days them
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Still got my bike festival badges. Bulldog, Drink Drop & Doss, Nob Rot Rally, showing bands like Dumpy’s Rusty Nuts, & I’ve still got the Triton.
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Yep I’d pay a few hundred for some pavement 🦍 to spout about how he hates the 🇬🇧 and wanks over gaaaaaaaaza with about as much talent as a deaf 🪳…. music festivals today featuring a bunch of lefty arsewipes telling the yoof to rebel whilst retiring into an overpriced yurt …watch out everyone that notorious biker gang the ‘islington avacado sourdoughs’ are heading here 🛵
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I would rather listen to a speech on mathematics given by Diane Abbott than go to one of these music festivals.
The crème de la crème Glastonbury, what an utter pile of crap, the BBC love it 😂
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“The inevitable death of the music festival.”
Obviously most people think as I do; Who cares?
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They should employ these lads for security, like altamont only more specific in their skills..!
BBC News – Anti-Islamic US biker gang members run security at deadly Gaza aid sites
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cm2zy4l8jgeo
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Reading Festival 1975 highlights:
Got soaked to the skin listening to Yes’s interminable ‘Tales from Topographic Toilets’.
Announcer John Peel incriminating himself by bragging about his sexual exploits with 15 year-old girls.
And that’s all I can remember.
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I wonder if “The Pig” was one of them.
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Too exhausting for my liking. Sooner spend time at Promenade Concert in the Royal Albert Hall for next to nothing, listening to world class orchestras and soloists. If you want food and drink there’s cheap beer at the student colleges in Exhibition Road just down the steps.
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If you didn’t want to pay the measly couple a quid, you could sneak in after the interval for nothing. I’ve been doing that all over the country at most of the Concert Halls. Then look for the programmers at the end, where there’s always some who leaves them behind.
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I am sort of looking forward to the great rock festival in the sky. On the bill will be Alex Harvey, Alvin Lee, Rory Gallagher, Ronny Lane, and Argent. The beer will be Old Peculiar and cost nothing. Fucking excellent.
Good morning, everyone.
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You’re most likely to be hearing nothing due to them shagging all the young girls who didn’t look both ways.
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Rod Argent is still alive.
And so is his Zombies band mate Colin Blunstone.
Both 80 years old.
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I’ve never experienced having a sweaty cunt rubbing the back of my neck, only lying down.
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Lets face it cunters. Nothing is the same anymore. Everything is dying! Go to football… you cant breath without being grassed up or reported to a text number!
I see the ever d@rkening England beat the mighty Serbs last night. ‘Good’ result so no mention of racism! Went off after the game I hear!!! 👊🏻
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My life of music
Mariah Kelly 1990 Saudi Arabia (or do guard duty which probably would have been more fun)
Tom Jones last month, (interesting watching him dodge Tena pants, he is not so quick on his feet nowadays) and the wife wanted to go 😒
Medics outnumbered “security”.
as for the rest, well fuck festivals leaving a field like a refugee camp and pretending to have ethics, fuck them all.
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