This sub Standard pub chain took it upon its self to chop down a 400 year old oak on its site in Enfield.
Acting on advice from tree experts ” yeah right” that the tree was dying and a risk to the public these fuckers felled it.
Now after an investigation turns out said tree had another 50 years life in it.
Then the plot thickens, shit football team Tottenham want to build a women’s training academy on adjacent land with an access road. They did a survey and found the tree to be a fine specimen.
Toby carvery owners lease the land, so could of been looking to do a deal.
Now suddenly the tree is chopped down..
Hopefully the fuckers get sued and a preservation order is placed on the surrounding woodland..
But personally Toby can stick their roast dinners up their greedy arses.
Boycott the chain.
Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.
The owners of said establishment deserve a trip to Unkle T’s special heater.
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So do the wankers that cut down that special tree, Shropshire?
I’d make them fucking eat it, cunts.
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Great nom.
Fucking unbelievable, especially as it seems (from reports I’ve read) that the tree was actually in a park nearby, had undergone inspection in 2023, 24 and 25, and was expected to be viable for at least another hundred years or so!
I imagine that Carvery actually have little knowledge of tree management, I wonder exactly which ‘Experts’ they approached, and who decided to chop it about before chopping it down, and under whose authority or permission they did this?
We own a house in a conservation area, and even trees which have little age in comparison need inspection, paperwork and permission before they are even allowed to be pruned, pollarded or tidied up, let alone destroyed! I imagine that this tree was also protected and listed as being of great age.
Cuntishness of the highest order.
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They consulted a cumbrian firn near Sycamore Gap,
Who said it was fine.
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bollocks he beat me to it
ah well how about some music while I cut the grass and trim the hedge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIm-KohpJOI
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None of the cunts listened to this classic from my childhood.
https://youtu.be/jSxOEd0d4Ls?si=tVxc2MBSD7L9DqQw
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Which ‘experts’ they approached?
Probably these two https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/pair-guilty-of-cutting-down-sycamore-gap-tree/ar-AA1EtCmM
Look like a couple of diddies.
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The are didds – look at the background of the main offender. Living in a shanty dwelling he built on a field without planning permission. Running a no doubt sub-standard building and landscaping business from the same site. Aggressive towards his neighbours who were of course less than pleased to find themselves living next to a Sao Paulo favela in miniature. If ever there was an oven candidate it was this pair of cunts. Let’s hope the judge thinks so.
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I heard they spoke to Ed Millipede 😁
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Now I know you’re lying, no-one talks to that cunt 😃
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Feast for fatties and greedy bastard’s who pile the cheap shyte higher than a workman’s ladder and then go back for seconds … gravy that’s thicker and unpourable,beef that’s tougher than the bottom of your 👞, vegetables with more 💦 than what’s in a can,yorkys the size of beach balls and as edible as one,turkey drier than a 🐫 arse, feckless kids rioting in the play area whilst chavy parents take selfies… Tubby carvery
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Im semi erect. ❤️
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Was it Gererds excellent post, or the camel’s arse that did it for you?
Everyone is wondering in the IsAC group Whatsapp, so I said I’d ask and put the controversy to bed..
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oh! .. on reflection it’s the mention of thick gravy, probably (?) ..
My bad, 100%. I’ll own it.
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The thick gravy Cuntemall😂
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Of course it was. I knew that. It was the others saying about the camel and that.
A gesture of recompense just for you for the potentially slanderous malign.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5yww4YbGi08
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Saw a family once. A group of fat fucks plates piled high stuffing their fat faces and going back for more.
Very ungentlemanly.
Who do they think they are? Americans?
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Hmmm. Taking your description into account…
If they paid in the end, Yanks. If they finished their mountain of ‘food’ and fucked off our the door without paying for it, … knackers.
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I’ve heard of the Irish paying for their meal and rushing off without eating it. At least with that stupidity they keep fit and healthy. Probably some greedy fat yanks finished it off for them and died from over eating shortly afterwards.
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Sorry Cuntemail, I subliminally missed your comments.
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I’ll let it go this time, Sammy …
😉
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“We took necessary measures to ensure any legal requirements were met.”
That sentence from the M&B spokesperson is the significant one I believe. I would translate as;
“We want rid of this road block er, tree and it seems any legal protection for it is weak. We should cut the thing down unannounced. It will be fait accompli and we can be pretty sure we’ll get away with it.”
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It was Tereesa the landlady”s idea so she could get her tractor in the car park.
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Ive not been a carvery in years.
They always get a bit nazi about the rules.
Only choose one meat
No drinking from the gravy bowl
No feeding your dog
One stuffing ball per customer
Ends up like Stalag 13.
Warning signs everywhere.
Roast potatoes behind barbed wire.
Watchtower in the beer garden.
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Its a badge of honour to have your mugshot behind the counter with ‘BANNED’ written underneath in large black felt tip.
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I prefer the kind of establishment that has signs like
Silver Service only.
Gentlemen must wear morning dress.
Ladies must wear a frock.
Patrons are requested to eat with the cutlery provided, not their hands.
And all the dishes are priced in guineas.
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That sounds a bit posh Geordie. Have you travelled on the Orient Excess?
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No Your Lordship, but I’ve dined twice at the Dorchester on Park Lane. Corpulent entertainment on both occasions.
To be honest it wasn’t that great. A bit like a Toby Carvery but with a white tablecloth and no gravy stains.
So MNC wouldn’t feel at home.
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I wouldnt be seen dead there.
Mainly because the doormen would beat me up. 😅
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If there isn’t a laminated Where’s Wally? placemat then I don’t bother.
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He resides at 10 downing Street..
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A bit similar to the “mystery” fire that engulfed a lovely listed world war 1 hangar, at the equally delightful old sarum airfield. Planners and developers are horrid cunts.
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The old Bingley hall in the centre of Birmingham was the last obstacle to planned redevelopment. It happened to burn down at just the right moment to prevent any delay in the development.
I once had a conversation a man who had worked for a fire alarm and fire supression company for many years. He stated flat that most of the fires on business premises were arson but it couldn’t be proven.
My brother-in-law was on the fire service in the West Midlands for decades. One night a call came in from a member of the public to say there was smoking issuing from the living quarters of a corner shop. My brother-in-law happened to live near the address and told his boss that the shop was run by an asian guy who had half a dozen young kids. His boss told him to drive the appliance and I gather he set a new record for time to attend a call. Two firemen approached the door with sledge hammers, simultaneous hit on the lock and the top hinge and the door was flat on the floor. In the hall there was a small rubbish fire which they extinguished. In the back room was a similar fire and on the landing was another. There was no-one on the premises.
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It’s the same all around here. Any empty pub/club/pavilion, along with ‘awkward’ trees, soon spontaneously combust or become unsafe through ‘wind damage’. Unless it can be proved beyond all doubt that such incidents occurred without intent, all such sites should be precluded from development for at least 100 years and reinstated to their former state at the landowner’s expense.
Property developers = complete and utter cunts who should all be tattooed with Christian symbols, strapped into pigskins and parachuted into Afghanistan.
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Pull the pub down, landscape the land and plant trees, much better than a Toby
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The only time I’d go into one of these ghastly, depressing places would be if I was busting for a dump. My shit would probably have a better odour than the stench of decay you encounter on entering one of these poundshop Harvesters.
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Next time CM, nick an empty plate on the way in. Have a dump on it and complain you couldn’t eat this shit if they paid you.
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It smells like somebody already does this.
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The carvery cunt wants fucking with a ragman’s trumpet for felling the tree in its prime. I’d have the cunt castrated if I could.
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I like trees. Too many are being chopped down these days. The last two cunts who did this are being kept behind bars for their own protection and face up to ten years when we get around to sentencing them. Trees need our protection and I suggest the punishment should fit the crime.
“Chop down one tree, dangle from another”.
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It’s the modern way,the cunts way.
No matter what it is,an old factory,a historic Battle of Britain airfield,a nice old tree,Roman ruins..
If it gets in the way of a shit quality housing estate,refugee camp,council bin or solar panels then it gets trashed,sawn down,burnt out or some cunt drives a fucking JCB into it..
So it’s just like Nigeria.
Anyway,the two little cunts that felled the tree up at Hadrians Wall should now face the full force of the law..
My law..flay the thick cunts,cure them with vinegar then gibbet them at the site of their crime in perpetuity.
Justice is served and Fuck Toby Carvery to Hell..with these wicked bůggers..
https://www.tastingtable.com/1179614/queer-chefs-you-need-to-know/
Dear dear me.
Keith Floyd’s dissolute Oven.
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All etnics except one who died forty years ago Unk. Not sure what we should read into that.
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Ethnics ffs!
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Oh never mind.
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People are complaining about the coverage the Sycamore Gap felling is getting.. “oh its only a tree”
What the fuck has that got to do with anything.
Edward Coulston was only a dead man when his statue was thrown into the harbour by a bunch of upper class twats.
Protesting over a tunnel nosed, career criminal pavement ape, who had taken a fentanyl overdose 6000 miles away.
Cunts who don’t like our history are welcome to fuck off elsewhere..
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Exactly 💯
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Yup. The tree at worst was an average, old tree, and nice to look at. That dead cunt you mentioned was a sub sub-average human and an ugly cunt into the bargain.
The tree had more worth than the scum that felled it, and THAT, is (like the 2 cunts, ironically) a no-brainer.
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There’s too much of this shit going on.
The houses behind mine all had big old hedgerows stretching all the way down the road only as recently as ten years ago.
A haven for all manner of wildlife.
Bit by bit as each new tenant has moved in or each neighbour has tried to keep up with the other, all of these have been uprooted to make way for a big (usually grey) panel fence.
To go with their grey rendering, grey windows, grey interiors (probably) along with their grey personalities. (probably)
The number of wild birds as a result, appear to have decreased. (except for Seagulls)
People are generally such thoughtless, selfish cunts
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This shit happens because the perps know the most they will get is a slap on the wrist and no dessert after tea for a week.
As for the pair of retards that did Sycamore Gap, make the punishment fit the crime. Wood chipper, feet first. But slowly.
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The shade of a tree in this weather is like water to a man lost in the desert.
Cooling, tranquil,
To laze under a mature tree is a simple pleasure.
Cheeky cunts thinking that they can just chop something down for some shitty eatery.
Although our old landlord got hit by a falling tree branch,
Was in hospital for quite a while,
So they can fight back.
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All the cunters are giving the Toby a slagging off. Myself and er indoors usually stop off at the Toby at solstice services. When you have had an enforced diet of chips for three days, fucking bliss. Mind you ready for a stop after the M25 and part of the A303 from lunchtime on a Friday.
The other dining choices are Mc Donald’s or KFC or taco bell. Which would you choose?
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Toby is a puff’s name.
He’s a lumberjack and he’s ok
He manages a carvery
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a bra
He wishes he’d been a girlie
Just like his dear Papa.
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I’ve only ever been to a Toby Carvery once, that was enough, barren cow, watery vegetables and gut lords galore, the good lady and I couldn’t stand the stench and sight of fat cunts eating this communal pigswill!
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That pair of mitmots who cut down the Sycamore gap tree was purely out of spite.
Although I still suspect that Kevin Costner was behind it but I can’t prove that.
In courr the other day they were asked about their friendship and if one stayed over at the oyhers home.
“What are you trying to say?
That we’re a pair of poofters?
Which made me laugh
But doubt the judge did.
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Get this,
His grandmother said
“The last time i saw him was at some traffic lights.
He beeped his horn at me and shouted
” Hey you, Fuck off. ”
😂 At his bloody gran.
The rotter
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To be fair she was trying to wash his car windscreen with an damp oily rag…
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Didds are off the deep end when it comes to gayism – I suspect they’re over compensating for something. Most of the women look like blokes anyway which may have something to do with it.
Dunno about the Costner connection. I heard an interview with Robin Hood director Kevin Reynolds and he was none too pleased about what happened. Had a touch of the old west law man about him. No doubt what the sentence would be if he was in charge. “Hang ’em High.”
His film The Beast of War is good – a peaceful gets run over and squashed by a Russki tank.
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So its a comedy?
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Her Ladyship & myself, had a very cheap 3 night deal at the Travelodge in Great Yarmouth in October of 2020. There was a Toby Carvery, right next door. This place was very much, in the middle of nowhere, & because of the aftermath of the “Lurgy Lockdown,” it was not open for buisness. So not even a “Breakfast in a box!” & with no food, from the said weekend stayover either, it was off to the Morrisons, a couple of miles away, masked up of course, to get our essentials.
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3 nights at the Great Yarmouth Travelodge and nowhere to eat out.
You really know how to give a girl a good time, Lord S.
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Should have pulled the fucking carvery down. Oaks can live over 1000 years, ok as they meander into very old age they look a bit skanky and drop the big fuck off branch without warning, but hell these are living history. Carvery’s are often cuntery I know which one I prefer. A nasty scabby pox on the arseholes of every conniving twat that did for that tree. Yeah a really itchy pox.
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Id laugh if they built a Toby carvery at Sycamore gap 🤣
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