Falling foul of the German speech crime laws

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is a right cunt.

David Bendels, editor of an “AfD- adjacent” rag took the piss out of a useless cunt who is currently stealing a living posing as the German Interior Minister.

The useless cunt aka Nancy Faeser posing as the German Interior Minister took exception and the judges duly stepped up and handed down a seven month probation to Bendels.

I seem to recall that the four-eyed spineless cunt Gove was keen on such laws being introduced in the UK. According to him, anyone speaking disrespectfully about the institutions should have their collars felt.

Of course the Germans have form in persecuting dissidents. The far left Nazi Party was well particularly known for it.

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53 thoughts on “Falling foul of the German speech crime laws”

    • The 3rd Reich was never defeated. It is now the 4th, and is based in Brussels. It has many “adherents”. Panzers will not be necessary. Our won elected , will joyously betray us.

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    • His greasy, noncy face make me heave.

      He always looks like he’s got a bit of spunk dribbling out his mouth.

      Locking people up for opposing the government and banning opposition parties, because we don’t want to be like the nazis?

      Eh?

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      • He was the punchable faced cunt who shut down hospitality at 10 P.M. saying it would have benificial effects. Sure it did, it was great buisness for the likes of Tesco Express.

    • In other news today, .. in his attempt to have his sentence reduced for hurting Lord Goves feelings, the defendant tried to blame autocorrect for changing ‘lord’ to ‘four-eyed spineless cunt’ … in what’s now become known as the largely ineffective ‘IsAC defence’ …

      He will serve a minimum of 8 years.

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      • News just in, the defendant was found unresponsive in his cell and has been declared dead. He is reported to have hanged himself.

        Police say there are no suspicious circumstances.

        In a statement by Kier Starmer, the Government announced it shows the clear need for a possible ban on shoelaces, but more likely punitive taxes, to discourage the use of such dangerous items.

        Amazon have withdrawn shoelaces from sale after it emerged that children as young as 12 were buying them and openly carrying them on the streets. Statistics confirm that around 90% of violent crime involved the defendant using some form of shoelace on his footwear.

      • If it had been a Carry On Kenneth Williams would have played Gove and Hattie (or Joan Sims) would have played Liz Truss.

        Look at today’s lot though – Bernard Bresslaw would have been Miliband and Charlie Hawtrey Wes Streeting (“”oooh- hel-lo”) Williams would have been Rodney of course.

  4. Achtung!!
    Pay attention immediately.
    People are critisizing ze German ministers, zia will stop.

    Ve are a loving and caring people and Ve are multi cultural.
    Ve have learnt from our past.

    Anyvone breaking zee rules will be to ” internment camps’ and dealt with harshly.
    Also Mr Indiana Jones will hand over the ark of the covenant.
    The swinehund.

    Will there be joy?
    Ya! Ya!
    Will there be mention of the war?
    NEIN!!!!

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  5. I suppose its an easy solution if you find yourself skint and can’t put food on the table..

    Just write something slightly off colour about a politician on social media and before you know it,3 meals a day and all the drugs you like in HMP Strangeways.

    You simply cannot beat Orwellian Lawfare,just ask your MP.

    The soft cunts.

    Good morning.

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    • I don’t know who came up with the term “lawfare” but it seems to me entirely justified and chillingly accurate.

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    • Welcome to prison. What are you here for? London gang stabbing murder? OK ; Few details before you go in, if thats okay with you?..

      Measurements & shoe size for your prison threads?

      Thank you, sir.

      And breakfast? Full fry or continental?

      Thank you, sir.

      And finally are you a PlayStation guy or an Xbox guy?

      OK. We’ll get that sorted for you ASAP. You just get settled in, maybe have a spliff or whatever and we’ll get all that sent up.

      Next! What you been sent down for? IsAC post-er, eh? .. you hatred-spewing scum … here’s some shoelaces now get put of my sight ….

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  6. People in politics have no sense of humour.

    The Germans are renowned for their good sense of humour,
    Sparkling wit, and cheery demeanor.

    So I’m slightly shocked by this.

    That ducky wig headed cunt Michael fabricpants,
    He’s all happy and laughing but you mention his syrup.
    Sets the fuckin lawyers on you.

    That David Lammy, all smiles limbo dancing at Notting Hill carnival.
    Offer him a banana?
    Cunt does a backflip.

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    • A fckn wrong un if ever I saw one.

      What state have we fallen to where such utter degenerates were repeatedly selected and elected?

      Just look at the twat. Likes cycling in the nuddy.

      If you wouldn’t let the cunt babysit, why would you vote for him?

      Democracy fckn sucks, the main fault being universal suffrage.

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      • Cycling in the nude should be discouraged if not banned. Just like nude dancing, not everything stops when the music stops

  7. The article reports that the Neu-Stasi hounded a pensioner for implying that the German Economics Minister MIGHT be a moron.

    Well we’ve got one up on the Krauts there. There’s no ‘might be’ when it comes to the incontrovertible fact that our Economics Minister is a moron.

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  9. Guten Morgen meine kleinen glatthaarigen Dackel !!!
    🌭
    Rank amateurs.
    ▨▨▨—⌊=_卐¯¯ᛋᛋ /̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ⁍ ⁍ ⁍
    And unlike the useless greasy Latin types yesterday we Father-landers would have just replaced the kaput 13 amp fuse. Job done !!
    🛜

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  11. The odious cowardly cunt of a prime minister, yes you Starmer! Is too frit to go to Runcorn.
    Good job this is not Krautland, still I couldn’t give a fuck if they lock me up.
    The cunts.

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  12. I urge all counters to join the FSU, Free Speech Union. Legal advice if you utter wrong speak, Get a nice lapel badge as well. It is you duty to protect your arse.

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  13. Describing all our politicians as morons would be a fucking compliment.

    Freedom of speech only for some not all (1st law of Starmer)

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  14. Sarah Vine, Gove’s ex-wife, has an even hairier fanny than her lookalike, Caroline Quentin.
    And Gove is Pob reincarnated.
    Their only saving grace is that at least neither of them is Jeremy Vine.

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  15. The Shepherd Neame Bottle of Britain Campagne;
    No Fokker comes close
    No Nazi aftertaste &
    Goring Goring gone where three examples of the Spitfire beer, that didn’t go down too well with the Jerries.

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  16. Does make you wonder if a site such as IsaC would be permitted within the glorious 4th Reich.

    Can’t have the Euro sheep thinking for themselves now, can we.

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    • Morning Odin/all.
      I’d certainly be interested in how we’ve managed to fly under the radar for so many years!
      Presumably there’s a number of server-based VPN-type things?

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      • I reckon they don’t want to shine a light on the place … ?

        The readers comments section – if they have the guts to leave it open – would presumably be more 👍 than 👎, … and there’s no way its existence hasn’t been pointed-out to at least one cunt editor or cunt politician …

    • It’s great to have you visiting, minister.. the lags are all out in the yard … as you see they divide in to groups as ever …on the left there’s the kiddy diddlers, rapists etc. ; spanning the middle of the yard you can see the usual gangs divided along ethnicity, black, brown, slant – robbers murders and suchlike etc… then the worst of the lot there over to the far right (geddit?)… We rounded up about 80 of the scum in the Summer ’25 crackdown … the IsAC mob …

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      • ‘IsAC mob, eh? .. what a motley looking bunch of larrikans, .. tell me .. are they some real troublemakers in here?’

        ”nahh. Take their phones away from them and they’re not worth a fuck, really”

        😄

      • I work in construction.

        I don’t need a phone to dish out the kind of abuse that can make grown men cry.

        It’s just laced with so much cynicism and sarcasm that most people don’t even know they have been insulted until days later.

        A bit like Bishop Brennan’s delayed reaction to being kicked up the arse by father Ted. 😁

      • Nothing like walking in to a store, Odin, and seeing a full grown man run to hide in the office until you’ve left…. funny thing is, this cunt in particular I’m thinking of… the day HE got his 90dB life’s lesson from me, I had several weeks worth of beard on my lovely face. So when I go in the place (it’s only once or twice a year) clean shaved, I can sidle up right beside the stupid cunt without him realising and that amuses me too.

        The cunt. Sighed at the wrong time one day, he did. 😊

  18. You people are screwed. Us too probably. I’m glad I’m old. I won’t see the worst of it.

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      • That sounds cheeky, .. apologies in advance (it wasn’t intended thus) .. but I would like to hear what someone who – like yourself- is aware of the big picture (and not in denial about it) .. and that has youngsters who may have to live beyond the tipping point, and how they feel about that.

        Anyone who has sons or daughters in their 20s or 30s brought them forth in a much different set of societal circumstances.

        I only know 2 people with young kids, really, .. and they just don’t (want to)think about it, I don’t think…

  19. Just reading Peter Longerich’s biography of Himmler. Heinie was a proper socialist, so probably not a bad sort in the view of Sir Too Kweers and the rest of the Islington Jew baiters currently stinking out Westminster.

    Guten tag, alle.

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