In addition to Pauls excellent post, I would like to cunt wankers on roundabouts who are mentally unable and cannot be arsed to get in the right fucking lane and stay in it.
The other day I was going around a roundabout, some fucking wanker decides he/it/her wants the lane I am in. Two flashes on the indicator and in.
WTAF? You are supposed to have space to manoeuvre you bell end.
Lot of anchor action and er indoors giving the finger to the twat.
It’s about time the porkers got busy patrolling the roads.
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For some fuck knows reason drivers here are taught to only use the outside lane on roundabouts, regardless of what exit they are going to take.
So if you are on a duel carriageway and there is two lines of traffic using the roundabout, the cunt on the inside of you can drive straight through your path if you want to take the second exit and he is taking the third.
Did I explain that right?
Either way it’s fucking dangerous!
There are also roundabouts in France where you give way to traffic on the roundabout as normal, but others where the traffic on the roundabout has to give way to cars entering.
If you don’t know the sign for these fucking lethal roundabouts or if you missed seeing them you are fucked.
Where is that shit-hole in England where there are about 7 mini roundabouts leading directly onto a main one?
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Swindon. the magic roundabout.
It looks formidable from the air, but when you’re actually on it, it kind of makes sense.
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Morning TAC/all.
That’ll be Swindon and its Magic Roundabout.
A proper man’s roundabout, terrifying wimmin and pussy males alike. At least, that’s its reputation.
It’s actually really easy to negotiate and makes a great deal of sense once you’ve been across it a few times and aren’t a retard.
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You’re quite correct about it being a shithole though…I know ‘cos I live near there.
Visitors usually leave intact…just steer clear of the town centre…it’s like The Hills Have Eyes!
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Did a couple of jobs in Swindon. It was scary seeing that amount of 12 toes outside of Norfolk.
Strange thing is, there is absolutely nothing of interest in Swindon. If you wanted to get anything done, you had to go out to Wooton Bassett.
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Bassett’s where I live!
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Morning Thomas. Was doing a job at windmill hill and used to eat at Sally Pudsey for breakfast and lunch at the Royal Wooton Bassett.
Helpful people in Bassett. Unlike Swindon, where there seems to be a lot of people with very high opinions of themselves…Until you remind them they live in Swindon and their fashion sense still hasn’t evolved since the 1980’s
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Sally Pudsey?
Amusingly, it’s actually Sally Pussey’s Inn!
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That one always used to raise a smile when driving past on the way to RAF Lyneham.
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Bloody autocorrect. Sally Pussey.
Possibly in business with the local car dealership…Dick Lovett. 😂
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And just to add to the fucking danger here are a few more things that you might want to know if you intend driving in Spain……
Level crossings are often painted on the top of speed humps.
On the exits of almost every roundabout there will be a level crossing for pedestrians.
So once you have negotiated the dangerous roundabout you will immediately be faced with a speed hump, often with some cunt walking on it to cross the road.
That’s when you can expect to get a car smashing into the back of yours.
Groups of cyclists (cunts) are treated as one vehicle, so when you get a huge cycle club on the road together, you have to wait until all of them to pass, regardless of how far spread out the group is.
Considering the first ever roundabout in Spain was built in the late 70’s, they are now everywhere and accidents when using them are rife.
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Level crossings?
I meant pedestrian crossings.
Cunt.
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Hemel Hempstead, just of the M1, is another one.
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Know it well Wanksock and it also works well.
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Slight swerve…the simple fact is that there are too many cars on the roads these days because there’s about 25% overpopulation in this kingdom, and the vast majority had never rode anything with an engine in 😖…the first encounter with one was on the dinghy trip 🚤… roundabouts! oh yeah this place has become one magic one ⚪
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You wonder what percentage of ethnic drivers have actually passed a test. One member of the family passes a test and then lends out the licence. Quite an interesting game to play is guess the ethnicity of the driver. I find young sub-continent chaps, in 15 year old German cars, have no qualms at all about cutting you up.
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Good nom.
Reminds me of the time when as a four year old I went the wrong way round a roundabout several times on my tricycle before the cops came and took me home to my mum. She didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. Couldn’t have happened today, there were a lot fewer cars on the road back then.
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If you tried that today, there would be a Prius full of Joe dakis running into the back of you, with all 16 occupants suing for whiplash injuries.
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Think I’d be more concerned about drunken Eastern Europeans and dozy American diplomat’s wives.
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Hello Artful. How’s the pickpocketing going ?
I’ll be round for my cut later 😃
That could be Milton Keynes that you’re thinking of
The place where cunts go to die 💀
There’s a roundabout near us that can be a nightmare. The inside lane is ahead only, the outside one is ahead and right.
The amount of cunts that use the inside lane to turn right is lamentably high 😡
Can’t wait till one gets crushed by an artic ‘
Good morning 👍🌄
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Only 2 silk hankies and a silver snuff box last week.
It’s been slow.
Good morning all.
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You’re slipping.
Or are you ?
Sure that scheming JP isn’t skimming off the top ?
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2019/dec/22/charles-dickens-oliver-twist-fagin-inspired-by-scottish-crusading-writer
I don’t like being cheated.
A ‘ home visit ‘ may be in order………..
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The UK is by far one of the safest countries on Earth in which to drive. To a great extent this is down to logical traffic management though the greens and lefties are chipping away at it. From my experience driving abroad and from what I read and hear from other drivers some traffic rules in other countries range from idiosyncratic to downright fucking perverse. France springs to mind. Swindon’s Magic Roundabout should be no problem to any half competent driver. Same applies to Milton Keynes, I drive there regularly and the road system is superb. Name another town where you can safely drive around at 70mph? I admit though I could only agree with a motorcyclist from Europe who told me he was appalled by the widespread inability to use roundabouts in the UK.
Tell you what the basic problem is ouside the UK though; most of them drive on the wrong side of the road.
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Mini roundabouts seem to completely flumoxe most people, especially p—ki women…💩
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They’re also flummoxed by the concept of marrying someone other than one of their relatives, the inbred freaks.
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Quite right Doc.
If you’re signalling to turn right at a mini roundabout there’s every chance some cretin coming towards you won’t realise they need to give way.
Usually a wimminz or a geriatric. You just have to keep your wits about you.
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And another thing – sculptures of animals on roundabouts. What the fuck is that all about?
They make me want to drive a Challenger tank right across the roundabout. It’s called Performance Art.
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Some of the art is clever and entertaining………..
https://www.vandamestates.com/en/blog/spanish-roundabouts-bizarre-stupid-and-funny-214.html
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Then it was the ranTs women all along who were giving real biological women drivers a bad name, for driving erratically in the first place.
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It was also ironically amusing that the most evil person in the country was trying to keep us all safe, by wearing seat-belts
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But glad the cunt-clicked-it in the end.
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Purely based on the registrations on the foreign cars and bearing in mind that many foreigners will have hire cars or ones on Spanish plates, here are my observations……..
British drivers are not that good abroad.
Because of the position of their steering wheels they tend to drive on or very close to the center of the road.
Thet can’t overtake easily and the cars behind them who can see ahead cannot easily get past.
They can’t reverse park. Essential in the cities.
Thet rely too much on the skills of other drivers, pulling out in front of someone indicating for instance without wondering if the guy has been indicating for the past 50 kilometres.
French drivers are fucking hopeless.
They are all over the road, never checking what is around them before they switch lanes.
Germans are arrogant drivers.
Thet will drive at their chosen speed in whatever lane they want.
They never give way.
Belgians are competitive drivers. Racing around at top speed cutting people up.
Italians are nutters. ‘Nuff said.
Spanish drivers tailgate, even at high speeds.
But fuck me do they know how to park.
I have often seen even young girls get into spaces that I wouldn’t attempt.
Is it still true that you can drive on a motorway in the UK the day that you pass your test, having never been on one before?
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Yes. In fact you could drive home on the motorway returning from the test.
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Four of the most common occurrences I see are: Indicating right when turning left.
Indicating after leaving.
Only indicating right but not bothering to indicate left when exiting.
Entering in the wrong lane and then changing lanes mid way without looking while relying on an indicator as an anti collision device.
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you should try driving in thailand for sheer unpredictability and madness, mind you in the big cities its not so bad but in rural areas and small towns driving is exhausting, bikes passing on the inside when you are turning left and on roundabouts some give way when they are on already as they seem to think that is how it should work so obviously they are the ones who dont stop for people already on one
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Mini roudabout’s have rules too, with cunts that drive over the middle This can give penalty points, unless you are driving a bus, or a long lorry. Signal on & then signal out is the rule.
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Hemel Hempstead has a magic roundabout, located on the A414 – it isn’t difficult to negotiate – only ever a problem when encountering a fuckwitt who hasn’t a clue for getting in the correct lane.
In Chelmsford they have taken the flyover away from the Army & Navy roundabout – they plan to replace the roundabout with a ‘hamburger style’ roundabout. I think this will create larger holdups than are already suffered at that abomination of a junction. It needs a new flyover or an underpass. However these two propositions are beyond the limit of technical expertise of the highway authority.
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More likely beyond their budget I suspect Paul.
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Being a cyclist in a quiet motoring seaside Town, I’m still weary of traffic. I tend to cycle carefully along the promenade, then dismount and walk my bicycle on the pavement to avoid being knocked down. Both being a good exercise. Then lock up outside a carpark, then go about my business in safety. I can also admire the ladies this way, now that summer is nearly with us.
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