Dead Pool [352]

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Congratulations to Gelderd_Ender who has won Dead Pool 351 by picking the legendary US Singer Roberta Flack who has died today aged 88. Flack was best known for number 1 hits such as “First Time Ever I saw your face” ,”Killing me Softly” and “Feel like making Love”.Flack was diagnosed with motor neurone disease in 2022 and had to retire with immediate effect.

On to Dead Pool 352

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed by someone else.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

27 thoughts on “Dead Pool [352]”

    • I’m working my way through the complete DVD box set of Boon at the moment. David Daker is ace as Harry Crawford. Sadly, Michael Elphick passed away 23 years ago.

      Onto the last series now and was gutted Elizabeth Carling did not return to the cast. An early 20s Carling was a thing of beauty and I would have with extreme prejudice and twice on Sundays.

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  8. Kier Starmer
    David Lammy
    Rachel Reeves
    Angela Rayner
    Ed Milliband.

    I have left Tony Blair off the list in the hope that Shaun bags him.

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  9. About 500 days since the 6th cunt shuffled off his mortal coil due to his liking for horse tranquilizer, .. a quintuple longshot one-for-fun this time, leaving some of my usual octo/nonagenarians ripe for poaching … also ; had to look-up 3.5 of these names. Never once watched that canned-laughter trash. Am also pissed this moment that I missed a shot at the christian’s Jefe cunt ☹️

    Jennifer Aniston
    Courtney Cox
    Lisa Kudrow
    David Schwimmer
    Matt LeBlanc

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      • If the five of them happen to be meeting up for a reunion .. and the limo they’re all in gets T-boned and the full 5 out of 5 happened to all be killed there & then… I’d be all like … Shaun? Shaun Who? ..

        😋

  12. Congratulations GE.
    Desmond Morris
    Len Deighton
    Renée Richards
    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Lee Grant (Oscar winning actress “Shampoo”)

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  15. Nanette Newman
    Frances de la Tour
    Julie Andrews
    Vanessa Marx-Redgrave
    Patricia Routledge

    Well done Gelderd.
    Another sad loss today is Dr D G Hessayon at 96, author of the gardening ‘Expert’ books. I’ve got the full set and they’re brilliant.
    I assumed he died ages ago, otherwise I’d have put him in my 5!

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  17. Good point above re Shaun.

    Perhaps we could all ensure we leave the following for Shaun’s exclusive nomination?

    Klaus Schwab
    Tony Blair
    Cherie Blair
    Keir Starmer
    Paul Gadd

    Anyhow, my noms:

    Tom Baker
    Sian Phillips
    Colin Jeavons
    Robert Gillespie
    Brian Cooke

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