The never ending reporting of black mould and how it is every ‘rogue’ landlord that is causing it.
Forgive me, but why is black mould only prevalent in rented homes? If it isn’t and it’s prevalent in all homes, why is it not reported appearing in homeowner accommodation? Either, because it doesn’t or if it does then it’s dealt with effectively by a responsible homeowner.
My take on the reason it appear in rented only homes, it because feckless tenants don’t give a fuck as it’s not their home, so they sit in all day doing fuck all, with the heating on, tumble dryer on, no windows open or any ventilation. When I see these reports it always seems to be in ‘cramped’ conditions and non working tenants who don’t understand no ventilation is the general cause. A lot of these tenants are also from hotter climes, so haven’t got a clue about our cooler climate.
…but apparently it’s all caused by rogue landlords….eh??
Nominated by : Chuff Chugger
“The black mould crisis”
You really shouldn’t talk about your melanin enhanced fellow citizens that way.
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Their horrid rap lyrics, spewed into the air could also be compared to mould spores, arfur.
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Exactly, it`s “mould of colour”.
Or, for our more English-challenged Yankee friends, “Mold of color”.
🍄🟫
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Hey Sam!
I resemble that remark.
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Its there for all to see, she brought it with her.
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Mouldy Old Dough, haven’t heard that in ages.
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Funny how it’s always “cramped conditions” isn’t it?
Nowt to do with the property being rented to a couple, who then move the in-laws, grandparents, cousins etc. in without the landlords knowledge.
It’s my believe that they deliberately create conditions to encourage mould, fungus growing in the bathroom and such in the hope that they will be moved into larger council owned properties.
I’ve seen some right shit holes that soap, a scrubbing brush and bleach would improve immeasurably.
I bet Mis has to wade through a tray of sheepdip before going indoors some days.
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tut tut, Jeezum. I’m sure Mis’s house is just fine!
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No it’s a right shit hole.😂
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😄
One of those ones where you have to wipe your feet before you head outside .. ?
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Actually, there is exactly one piece of twee hanging in Cuntemall Manor that I *think* is supposed to be a joke, but the line is very blurred at times.
‘Welcome to our home. You can touch the dust but please don’t write in it.’
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It plagues useless cunts and particularly foreign cunts who sense a nice payday from some numb clipboard warrior and/or migrant loving lawyers.
Mould covered compo culture,just another angle for foreign looters to try another sob story to cover for their own stupidity and inate laziness.
Isn’t it odd that all new laws inacted following some half baked “tragedy” of bullshit are named after niğnōgs and paķis?
How odd.
OVEN.
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Try this one on for size Terry.
The London ULEZ zone was in response to one (yes one) illegal immigrant living in a council flat on a busy road parking it because of pollution.
The 20 MPH speed limit rolled out across Londonistan and now other infested cities was because on one (yes one) illegal immigrants too stupid to look both ways before crossing a one way street cut through in the elephant and castle.
I am not making this stuff up by the way.
Nice little money spinner for that khunt Khan.
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Don’t forget the helping hand of arch liberal and green lunatic Boris Johnson , Allfather
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Or that newt molesting cunt Ken Livingstone.
That communist piece of shit actually managed to pull off one of the biggest scams of all time, by charging people money to drive in the city they were born, live and work in.
Its grown legs since then. LEZ, ULEZ, LTN and a fine for using a wood burner or letting your car warm up before pulling away for work at 6 am.
Boris was harmless compared to Livingstone and Kahn.
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Fuck all to do with Commie Ken.
The creation of ULEZ was dreamed up in July 2014 by NET ZERO nutter Boris fucking Johnson, and was confirmed in March 2015 after consultation .
It was backed by cunt Prime Minister David Cameron, who also agreed to provide funding to help with its implementation.
Enter Suckdick Khunt.
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Speaking as an ex ” rogue landlord”.
I can confirm Tennants are in my personal experience…
CUNTS…!
Nothing but fucking trouble. I sold up and would never advise anyone to rent out property..
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Me too.
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I agree. I am currently a landlord of a small property. The monthly rental has allowed me to sort of semi-retire, before I can fully retire in a few years time when my old work pensions are available to me.
Only in my second year of rental. The first year my very first tenant paid the rent for the first 8 months, then just stopped. Fortunately I paid insurance to cover non payment of rent, so I was still paid whilst I had to jump through fucking hoops to get the cunt out. Took over 4 months…fortunately didn’t have to go through the courts. His tenancy was only for 12 months on on the anniversary he fucked off. When I got in the property, it stank like fuck and was piled high with rubbish and full black bin liners. Turns out he was one of these hoarder types and never threw any food away. We checked the dates on packages in the liners, and the oldest dated stuff coincided with the date he moved in 12 months previous.
We cleared all the shite out (including a bed, gaming chair, a freezer which had been placed on a brand new laminate floor in the lounge, which he had turned off and the meat had putrified and leaked onto the floor ruining it. Leaking bin liners were piled up on the landing carpet and the bedroom carpet….again fucking the carpet up. In total we pulled out 56 large black bin liners of food and other shite…plus the aforementioned furniture.
It also transpired he hadn’t paid a single bill in the 12 months, so I had to deal with informing various service providers, and several bailiffs from the council as council tax wasn’t paid either.
Ended up having to employ a commercial company to give it a deep clean, flea infestation, redecorate 3 rooms, and replace ALL carpets and the laminate flooring.
This week my new tenants (who has been a model tenant since April last year) got in touch with my agent informing them there is the beginnings of mould between the ceiling and the top of the wall in the bedroom and bathroom. There is no history of mould in the property btw. My agent has said they will send out a specialist guy who will investigate and report back as to the cause (£125.00!)
I said, although I wasn’t happy about the cost- if it is something to do with the property in terms of a maintenance issue causing this damp ingress/mould, then I would arrange to have it dealt with, however I did say, what if the report states it’s the tenants life style that has caused it and not a result of a failure of the property- can I then claim the £125.00 cost back from the tenant? It would seem not….FFS!
Give it a couple of more years, and I will offload it. It’s too stressful and a cunt
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Get your investigator to check the roofspace, Chuff.
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Funny how the black mould crisis started the same time as the country filled up with feckless, lazy, entitled twats..
I thought black mould crisis was lammys name on grindr.
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Black mould is Gods way of telling someone he wishes they were dead.
A punishment on the feckless and the benefits reliant.
The Mammy umbongo from Uganda and her 5 kids arrived here ,
Get the free house and a social worker puts £200 on her electric card meter for her,
So she has the place like a fuckin sauna.
Result – Black mould , respiratory problems, and sometimes a dead kid.
Then the cunts crying!
My little majambo, he was only 5,
The landlord killed him.
No.
You killed him you fuckin idiot.
His career as a draught excluder unfulfilled…
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Sinead rents privately in Brighton with her black child, either Sinead is on benefits and housing allowance or she is on the game.
It all started off ok but then the mould arrived, Sinead allowed it to grow to either get a better place or get the landlord to do a full on TV makeover.
Sinead’s bastard child is now costing the nhs a fortune because Sinead has deliberately exposed the cunt to black mould
Black mould is either from damp or poor ventilation, damp can sorted poor ventilation requires the occupants to take some responsibility.
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I dare say a few of those Dooshka types will eat this wall fungus.
The same cunts that are tols by Tescos that daffodils aren’t food. Fucking gyppo half breeds.
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Black mould thrives when many darkıes breathe in an enclosed space.
Funnily enough, it seems to disappear on the odd occasion that the tenants actually get a job.
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Get some bleach and a stiff scrubbing brush and some 💪then open 🪟 and stop cooking in the giant 🍲 for a dozen people 24/7 👍….bon appetit 😘
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We get mould problems. I deal with them. A mould&midew spray is about a quid and bleach cheaper.
I have no time for feckless ragarses whining and harming themselves and their kids (the 3rd world scum in Rochdale killed their kid) through idle stupidity.
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The pictures that regularly feature in what these days passes for the press show mould so extensive that it’s obviously been growing for years and the lazy benefits parasites have not once attempted to nip it in the bud. They’re on benefits because, amongst other things, they are allergic to bleach, scrubbing brushes and especially halal elbow grease.
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We had a bit of a damp problem in our kitchen – not like in these sort of pictures , I hasten to add. Our place is a Victorian mid terrace and we put the damp down to the fact that we do a lot of cooking. The other half installed an extractor fan hood over the cooker and we have two dehumidifiers in the house which we run on the very lowest setting . It makes barely any difference to the bills and has sorted the problem out nicely.
I suppose this makes me sound like a bit of a smart arse with pots of money, but this kit came to about £500. The choice was eventual structural damage to the house and nasty mould etc growing everywhere, so we took it upon ourselves to sort it out, not sit moaning on our (not fat) arses waiting for someone else to stump up and sort it out.
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And that’s the way to do it!
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I forgot to mention the other thing we bought ,a Karcher window vac, excellent for dealing with condensation.
I’d not considered getting a dehumidifier before, apart from the obvious benefits, I was amazed at how much heat they produce. Also the deionised water from them can go in the steam iron – we live in a hard water area which is death to irons usually.
I probably sound like an old fart now, that’s because I am. But researching a practical problem that you have, and then employing a solution really seems to be a lost art.
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I’ve got a Karcher window vac, it works miracles on the shower screens once I’ve sprayed them, I don’t have a condensation problem, thank Heaven, but I would recommend getting a window vac if you do.
Otherwise, they make cleaning glass, shower screens and mirrors a piece of piss.
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Also, I love you using the de-ionised water in the iron.
See, practical, sensible, waste not, want not.
👍👍👍👍👍
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She’s probably got a fine collection of Wild Mushrooms growing there.
If she wasn’t so clueless she could be harvesting porcini, chanterelles, ceps, morels and trompettes off the walls and selling them through Fine & Wild for a fortune.
Instead of which she sells black sausage sandwiches.
Open a fucking window, you thick tart.
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Some peoples tolerance for living in conditions a pig would baulk at never fails to surprise me.
I’m on a safe traders list and do councils and charities as customers,
Elderly people, disabled people, people with learning difficulties or mental health issues.
I’ve been properties with mould issues.
But I remember one that stands out amongst them all.
It was a rented flat,
And the woman worked from home,
Apparently quite a well paid job?!
Shed been shitting and spewing in carrier bags that were all piled up in the corner of the room.
The smell hit you before going through the door.
I have a bottle of Vicks® in the van and we (me, my labourer, social worker) smeared a handful under our noses and put on masks.
It didn’t touch it.
My labourer ran straight outside and started honking up in a grid😂
The woman had bare feet with toenails like talons and all the dirt , grime, litter on the floor stuck to the soles of her feet.
It took over a week of disinfecting the back of the van before the smell stopped.
My clothes went in the wash again and again.
Awful , just awful.
My labourer said if I booked any more like that he’d quit.
A delicate blossom he was.
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I bet you didn’t ask for a cup of tea!
One toenail or two?
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Did you ask to use the toilet and she gave you a jam jar and a Tesco bag?
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I was gutted LL.😩
Didn’t eat dinner.
Didn’t feel like any tea.
Got paid well enough but think I’d charge another £300 now simply for all the time disinfecting &mopping out the van.
But didn’t want to seem like a piss taker at the time.
But betting none of the other removals firms would of touched it.
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No Mis.
They’d have probably torched it, though.
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Now, that’s what I meant about wading through sheepdip before going through the Country Cream gates.
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If an eccentric billionaire offered you an amount of money to go down on the lady’s undoubtedly beyond filthy and repulsive clunge for his own amusement, how many £’s would you do it for, MNC?
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It’d have to be upwards of a tenner Thomas.
😂
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Fucking TurdPress!
I tried to point out what a bunch of fucking racists you all were and that white mold is a problem too.
I made the point that DEI in the States is dead and that no mold gets preferential treatment.
I included a link to a site about white Mold.
The entire post vanished into thin air.
Apparently, TurdPress works for 2TK and censored my remarks.
M-O-L-D
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To be clear, TurdPress thought I was linking to a White Supremacist Mold Site and that is Verboten by Herr Starmer.
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Nearly as annoying as this https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/dec/16/girls-death-contributed-to-by-air-pollution-coroner-rules-in-landmark-case#:~:text=A%20coroner%20has%20made%20legal,asthma%20and%20air%20pollution%20exposure.
What the hell were the parents thinking ? Did they have no other option than to live in a shithole next to traffic fumes?
Particularly when the kid had pre-existing asthma. If it was my child I’d forgo the privilege of living in our glorious Capital (which even if I wanted to would be way above my budget) and move to some cheap rural hovel and be prepared to travel to work.
Why weren’t hundreds of other kids in the vicinity dropping like flies.
I’m all heart aren’t I.
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I daresay her asthma would’ve been greatly dimished by the pure African air.
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Indeed, although it would assume she wasn’t from, oh I dunno, Suweto for example.
I don’t think we get much enrichment from some unnamed mud hut village in the arse end of nowhere.
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Something on the news yesterday about the trouble with bushmeat being smuggled into the country.
These enrichers of our culture miss the comfort foods of home like a gorilla hand or a toasted chimps arse.
In the way we’d miss Yorkshire tea,
Sunday roasts , and draught bitter.
They must sometimes be gagging for a nice drink of wildebeest piss with plenty of mosquito larvae.
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How can she have breathing issues with nostrils like dustbins?
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Indeed. They must have a better airflow than the performance air filter on my Allegro.
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The crisis being all blacks are from the same mould.
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To be fair, it was God’s attempt at making humans.
At age 5, my drawings of steam trains were pretty shit too.
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*first attempt.
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He broke the mould when he made us Thomas.
His finest work.
Like diamonds amongst cobbles
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Very true, pal.
What about chınkıes though?
I reckon God forgot to put any eyes in and had to install a couple of slits at the last moment.
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Think they were made from left over bits laying around?
Got loads of teeth left, cram loads in the mouth,
Eyes? Where did I put the eyes?
Shit I’m out.
Stick some piss flaps on instead.
Wont bother with genitals,
Stick a midgets pinky finger on.
That’ll do
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And what was God thinking with dẁarvès, eh?
Just a little joke with some clay he found on the floor.
I’ve never seen a đwårf with Thalidomide arms.
That would be truly spactacular!
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You can have as many mushrooms as you want for breakfast off the back of the shithouse door in some efficacy homes apparently
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