Congratulations to Miserable Northern Cunt who has won Deadpool 345 by picking Linda Nolan the Irish singer best known for being one of the Nolan Sisters group who died aged 65 this morning in hospital surrounded by family following a very long struggle against cancer.
On to Dead Pool 346
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.
5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.
Tony Blair
David Blunkett
Camp Cliff
Paul Stookey
Millicent Martin
Good darts MNC
1
Alan Greenspan
Stanley Baxter
Joanne Woodward
Gene Shalit
Ian Smith (Neighbours)
0
Joe Biden
Colin Jeavons
Dick Van Dyke
Robert Wagner
Bruce Willis
0
Len Deighton
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Desmond Morris
Renée Richards
David “Syd” Lawrence (cricketer)
0
Well Done Miserable 👍👍
Micheal Caine
Jimmy Tarbuck
Prunella Scales
Robert Duvall
Dick Van Dyke
1
Coleen Nolan
Maureen Nolan
Clint Eastwood
Beast of Bolsover
Marky Ramone
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Lisa Minelli
Justin Welby
Richard Briars
0
Sally Thomsett for Richard Briars.
0
James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
Sophia Loren
Oprah Winfrey
0
Erich von Däniken
Frederick Forsyth
Woody Allen
Lance Henriksson
Maury Povich
0
Pete Murray, Kenny sansom, Wendy Craig, Eric Clapton, Phil Collins
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Don King
Brian Murphy
David Daker (actor)
Barbara Knox
Ratko Mladic
Good darts MNC
1
Cleo Laine
Roger McGough
John Gorman
Richard Chamberlain
Noddy Holder
0
Harriet Harman
Gillian McCutcheon
Larry David
Anthony Fauci
Engelbert Humperdinck
Well done, MNC. With you working on the Nolans, and me sorting out the Osmonds, there will soon only be Brotherhood of Man left!
2
Oh, wait…
1
We’ll get them next!😂
2
Tom Lehrer
Buzz Aldrin
Dame Joan Plowright
John Cleese
Frances de la Tour
0
Tom Baker
Colin Jeavons
Sian Phillips
Brian Cooke
Robert Gillespie
0
Stephen Fry
Moira Stewart
Gloria Hunniford
Val Singleton
Peter Pervis
0
June Lockhart
Mel Brooks
James “Jim” Lovell
Marion Ross
James Hong
0
Well done MNC
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
Sandy Gall
Dame Julie Andrews
Alan Bennett
1
The Dalai Lama
Eva Marie Saint
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
Rupert Murdoch
Well struck, Les.
0
Les?
0
Klaus Schwab
Michael Hesleslime
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
0
Peter Blake (Artist)
Richard Chamberlain
Pete Murray
Melvyn Bragg
Joan Bakewell
Well done Mis. 👍
0
Swap Pete Murray with
Arthur Scarghill
0
Putin
Rudy Giuliani
Berry Gordy
David Irving
Rosemary West
0