It takes a special sort of chutzpah to out-cunt a whole gang of cunts of fakes, benders, virtue signallers and sons of toolmakers, but Rachel from Accounts has managed it.
For years the brainless tart has posed as an economist – that is until yesterday morning. The morning after her grand speech at the Lord Mayor’s banquet (I wonder if somebody had a word in her shell-like?) , it turns out this blueprint for a lavatory brush, has changed her status from “economist” to a mere “retail banking” credit.
Not unsurprisingly, the BBC failed to mention this gross deception. How different it would have been if a Conservative had told such a massive lie and kept stoking it up for years:
Nominated by : W. C. Boggs
Hello, is that the Halifax complaints department
Rachel, I am the complaints department
I think there is a mistake on my account
Rachel, computer says no.
It is just about her level, fucking useless android.
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There’s planet out there somewhere missing an alien.
Weird Harry H Corbett impersonator.
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To me it’s not the lying about being employed as an economist, the lying about being a junior chess champion, the plagiarising, the sponging of free clothes or the bragging about being the first woman Chancellor that condemns this bitch.
It’s the fact that we had to pay an accountant to do her Tax Return. Just think about that – a Chancellor of the Exchequer who can’t fill in her own Tax Return.
Unfuckingbelievable.
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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/tax/income/rachel-reeves-claimed-1225-expenses-help-tax-returns/
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Doesn’t surprise me.
How many Health Secretaries have been doctors?
How many Foreign Secretaries could speak a second language?
How many Home Secretaries had any experience in policing?
In my experience there are 2 ways of man management.
Firstly, recruit and surround yourself with the best possible people.
Although this makes for a much better team, your position is at risk from the very capable people who could replace you.
Or…..
Safeguard your position by surrounding yourself with complete idiots who couldn’t possibly threaten your job.
Starmer chooses the latter.
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By fuck, that sounds just like the large aerospace company I worked for..!
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I think that being a lying cunt and a thieving bastard are excellent qualifications for the office of Chancellor of the Exchequer.
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The Foreign Secretary is a foreign twat too.
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Don’t forget the Hitler/Dulux dog combo haircut.
She has committed a (actually, more than once) criminal offence. Not only has she lied about her experience, repeatedly, in order to obtain pecuniary advantage, she also falsified official documents when describing her occupation.
Having a qualification in economics is not the same thing as being a registered, professional economist.
I’m surprised someone hasn’t dug up her Master’s thesis, to see if it was plagiarised, like some of her other ” work”.
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Oh, forget to ask, Why did you leave your allegedly senior position at the BoE to become a clerk in complaints, and why did you resign from that job?
Apparently, she had so many sickies and Dr’s/dentist’s appointments whilst at HBOS that they grew suspicious, eventually tailing her to see what she was up to. She was campaigning on behalf of the Labour Party during these “appointments”. She was asked to resign of face dismissal. This is established fact, just be nice to hear it from her.
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How on earth did the silly cow think that she could get away with making such a claim? Halifax must employ several thousand people and it was obvious that at least one would spill the beans.
Starmer seems to have chosen more than one far fraudster for his cabinet. Doubtless more of them are yet to be found out.
Could Admin arrange a competition along the lines of Deadpool ?
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An evergreen cunting, Mr Boggs.
Glassy eyed, porridge brained flapper, she is the ideal occupier for one of the major offices of sate. Just as a giant barrel full of lard with a minus IQ fits nicely into the chair of Foreign Secretary, or a damp hankied wank stain makes a great Secretary of State for Health. Cabinet of All the Cunts. Fuck off.
Good morning, everyone.
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Where does the Labour party find these monotone, dead eyed droids from?
They . All. Speak. The. Same.
Is there a assembly line down south somewhere that makes these A.I . politicians.
They all seem to be programmed with just a few sentences too.
MY. FATHER. WAS. A. TOOLMAKER.
22. BILLION.BLACK.HOLE. WE. INHERITED.
FIRST. FEMALE. CHANCELLOR.
EXTERMINATE!!. EXTERMINATE!!
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It’s the gesticulating with the hands, Magnus Pike style, seeming pioneered by Blair to convey sincerity that pisses me off. it’s so fake it’s nauseating.
If I had a conversation with the average Joe and he started flapping his hands around like that, I’d probably conclude that he had a touch of the spaz about him.
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A common trait amongst this sort Termy. Have you ever seen Justin Rowland on the telly? Waves his hands about like he’s having a seizure. I find it intensely irritating like these people who avoid eye contact when speaking face to face and stare over your shoulder.
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Who t f is Justin Rowland?
Starmer reminds me if Kato from Pink Panther; constantly looks like he’s about to karate chop you with his ridiculous hand movements.
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Is he the bloke who wrote rick and Morty?
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This 10 billion black hole IS THAT MONEY OR PEOPLE BECAUCE THEY SEEM TO BE TRYING TO FILL IT WITH…….
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Labour Imcompetence Model T800. It doesn’t feel pity or remorse. It absolutely will not stop, until you’ve frozen your knackers off in your own home, lost your job and given up your house to an Iraqi.
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You forgot FIXING THE FOUNDATIONS.
That one really grips my shit – Starmer says it every five minutes it seems like. In the meantime his lego haired chancellor is wrecking the economy at a rate of knots.
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Ps
Rach, Richard III wants his wig back.
“So lamely and unfashionable that dogs bark at me as I halt by them.”
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The bitch is on borrowed time.
Wouldn’t you think an ‘Economist’ would know that taxing £40 billion out of the economy would have financial consequences? Add in all the costs and industrial sabotage of Psycho Ed’s nonsense and recession by Easter is a cast iron certainty. That’s if we’re not in recession already.
I can’t see her lasting out 2025.
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We are already in recession, they are just not admitting it.
Inflation is going to rocket.
2025 is going to be a nightmare.
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Liebour have screwed over our country.Socialist shit weasels.
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Typically a political gesture, as one member of the family gets disgraced, it’s time for a reward, a promotion, not for her this time, but little sister Ellie, who, from now on will attend cabinet meetings. Ah, the Reeves sisters – everyone remembers the Andrews Sisters and the Beverley Sisters, but Ellie and Rachel and their shiny slacks at half mast kept our toes tapping during the war (by the look of them):
https://www.thenational.scot/news/24765829.rachel-reevess-sister-attend-cabinet-labours-latest-nepo-move/
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Have they got a third sister called Cinderella?
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Ellie, Lord Alli, Lord Alli, Ellie Reeves.
Might as well start as you mean to go on.
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The Gestapo sisters
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Like a scarecrow, many jobs you have to be outstanding in your field. Those cunts in government are like cunt tv presenters, no particular talent but can turn a hand to anything or so they think, as long as someone will follow afterwards picking up the pieces after some monumental fuck up this will go on and on and on. I love my country but not the cunts at the controls, or royalty or lazy fuckers or liars, i could go on.
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ubercunt.. that is all
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In most jobs fabrication of your employment history gets you fired. Not in government though, her lies and incompetence are glossed over.
Maybe they should move her to the Home Office, she’d bring the boat numbers down purely by her incapability to count.
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‘hello I’m Rachel how can I help myself to your winter fuel payment today’ 😩
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Rachel’s great.
Rachel thinks increasing costs for every business in the country will promote the growth she is panting for.
Rachel thinks tipping tens of billions into the vortex that is the NHS will fix it.
Rachel thinks agreeing to gigantic wage rises for train drivers and the rest won’t cause inflation to rise.
Rachel thinks she knows best and has a plan.
Rachel is a fucking idiotic cunt.
Good morning.
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The ginger growler is crowing on X about making it into the BBC’s 100 women of the year..
The same BBC that chose a fella for woman’s footballer of the year.
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Sandy Snatch is in the running to make cunt of the year but she needs to up her game.
Give it time, she’s got heavy competition.
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She won’t stand a cat in hells chance if some transbenders have been nominated. Look what won the female model of the year, a fucking transbender who still has a full packet most likely. God help us if Putin decides to up the ante we will be rightly fucked.
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Elena Ceaușescu the lying commie cunt.
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Reeves reminds of that minger from Superman III.
The one that calls her brother ‘Bubba’.
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Imagine the poor chap that has to ride her.
Fuck waking up with that.
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I’d give her one, I have no self respect.
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Braver man than me Moggie *shudders*
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I would as well, but needs to be gagged and double bagged to make it work.
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Here’s an idea for a new BBC show. Rachel will fuck it, like she has the country.
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She has the iq of a toilet brush caked in 5 day old turd.Razor wire and lamppost.
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Clueless helmet head cunt.
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Apart from the hair helmet, the lies, being cruel to OAPs, farmers and bankrolling yet more invaders, Rachel has an odd way of speaking; sounds like brain damage had a baby with an MG42.
Then there was Starmer’s cringe turning on of the Downing Street lights. “1-2-3-4-5, yaay.”
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I thought it was.just me moggie but apparently not.
I’d definitely smash her back doors in, and twice on a Sunday !
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All joking aside, this bitch has directly caused the redundancy of my son in law. His company can’t afford the rise in national insurance for employers and had thus shed jobs.
This is happening all over the country right now.
Also, the hospice where another relative works has downsized thier number of beds for the same reason.
So well done Labour, hope you are pleased with yourselves in putting decent people out of work and making the elderly and sick suffer.
Worst government ever.
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They are a shower of shit.Low level scum.
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