Prince William

Bald chinless sickly looking fucking virtue signalling hypocrite. Or Prince somefucker.

This inbred cunt thinks it’s good PR to campaign for the homeless. It seems lost on the thick cunt that him and his family of halfwitted inbreds could sort it tomorrow with their palaces, castles, stately homes etc. All heated and staffed. Year round. Fuck me you could even fit the poor, starving Calais boat fuckers in.

How fucking thick are these parasitic cunts?

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Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

75 thoughts on “Prince William

  1. Cunt he may well be, but at least he’s not as much of a cunt as his despicable WEF stooge father or his spineless bloodnut half-brother.
    But still, bollocks to him and all his sickening inbred family.
    I long for the day where, much like the film “King Ralph”, the entire ‘Firm’ is electrocuted.

    • Good Morning Thomas,

      You have to have a head of state so if you get rid of the monarchy, the third oldest institution in the world after the Papacy and the Japanese monarchy, you have to propose an alternative, President Cunting Blair and that bitch Cherie?

    • Do you mean the spineless brother who, instead of avoiding real danger, chose to fly in a military helicopter in arguably the world’s most dangerous country over crewing the East Anglia air ambulance?

  2. These six toed fuckers serve no useful purpose.

    They should be sent to live in any other Commonwealth country.

    Charles is also king of Papua New Guinea and Tuvalu.
    Fuck off there with your extended family and see how much the local loyal subjects enjoy paying for their luxurious lifestyles.

    Each and everyone of them are scroungers.

    I see that Queen (!) Camilla is on a mission to ‘stop domestic violence’.

    That will work.

  3. I find it difficult to cunt the bloke to be honest.

    Served his country, married a ‘commoner’, family orientated, has at least some grasp on reality, has normal (cheeky) kids and isn’t allowed to complain publicly.

    Despite the unimaginable wealth and right saucy missus, I still wouldn’t want to be him for the lack of privacy and constantly full calendar of meeting the public.

  4. I don’t hold with this nom.

    I am a big fan of the Royals. I suppose you could call me a Royal watcher. I am fascinated by their party lifestyles, clothing choices, witty remark, interests in Tupperware, huntin’, fishin’, show jumping, and holidays. Have you guessed it yet? Yes! I am the reincarnation of the ermine clad Lord Norman St John-Stevas.

    Good morning, everyone.

  5. Not a fan of the royals in the slightest although I didn’t mind Elizabeth.

    It’s that cunt Charles that I really can’t stand.

    He probably loves Dame Kweer and fully approves of his Stalin 2.0 policies on the British people.

    • You wouldn’t have Kier for the rest of his life with his son ready to step in when he snuffs it.

      You could vote Kier out.
      Charles and his retarded mob are there to stay.

      You wouldn’t have to keep the extended family of Kier in luxury.

      Kier wouldn’t need dozens of castles and stately homes to be paid for.

      You wouldn’t have to pay Kier tens of millions of pounds per year.

    • The essence of the problem for me Cunty.

      If you get shot of the monarchy, what do put in its place as a means of a formal head of state, and even more difficult, how?

      I’ve heard people argue that they want someone they can vote for, and equally, vote out. Well, the second that happens, the whole thing will be politicised, and the party machines will take over. Inch by inch, the ‘formal’ nature of the role will be corrupted. All hail President Sadiq, or President Tony, or whoever.

      Maybe you could have some sort of commission or other to come up with a choice, but in turn, who would appoint them? And you can guess the sort of ‘great and good’ who’d end up on it; head of the civil service, the AB of C, a peer or two, some captain of industry… And whoever they chose, the government would want to ratify the choice, and most of the population would be vehemently opposed…

      I’d be much happier with a much more slimmed down version of what we have; all properties, lands and ‘personal’ wealth brought back into public ownership, and the designated ‘key’ members of the monarchy put onto an annual salary. Most of the courtiers and other hangers on who’ve been milking the system all these years could find a proper job.

      It’ll never happen that way of course. I don’t know, maybe another country could offer a model for us; Germany perhaps?

      Morning all.

      • Ron, I respect your opinion but it seems that as you are worried about the effectiveness of a democratic process, you are willing to put up with a totally undemocratic one.

      • Oh I see the contradiction all too well Artful.

        I just struggle to see a way forward that doesn’t actually lead to an even more unappetising outcome in constitutional terms.

      • The King cannot effectively get involved in politics or the running of the county.
        He is not even allowed to enter the House of Commons.

        Any future candidates for the position of Head of State should be barred as well.

        No person that has been involved in politics in any way should be put up for election.

        Nobody can serve a fixed term of 5 years (for instance) more than once.

        They should receive only a reasonable salary.
        Their expenses should be scrutinised.

        They should only be given one house to live in temporarily, during their term.

        If they make a cunt of themselves during their term they can be removed from office.

      • Just imagine President Kweer and his first lady, Lady Mandy. The stench of lube and Germaloids would be overpowering. Looks like a quare, sounds like a quare, probably si a quare.

      • Sorry Ron, but I’m with Artful on this one. All the downsides you list apply to the democratic process in every field where it is used. It sometimes throws up arseholes like Starmer and Trump after all! But the point is they are not there as of right and in a few short years we can get rid of them. With royalty the next head of state knows from birth that he or she will be the next monarch. The only qualifications required are to be the eldest son or only child of the present monarch and just to keep breathing. As demonstrated historically it’s not a problem even if you go completely fucking gaga.

  6. Well fucking said. Parasitic, hypocritical, inbred cunts to a fucking man.
    They’re not even our royals, they died out centuries ago so we imported some fucking German to lord it over us. Sitting in their fucking castles bleeding us dry while telling us we’re cunts for not handing out the money which they fucked off with.

    Come the fucking revolution, and it can’t come a day too soon. The French had the right idea.

  7. If I happened to have been born in an enormous castle, I’d put the widest stretch of water possible round it, besides the tallest wall and guard it with my life from riffraff, besides keeping quiet about its occupancy.

  8. Biggest landowners in the world, taxing the NHS, palaces and castles galore.
    Parasites.
    Sure Wills married a commoner to give some freshness to the bloodline otherwise you’d get more Cousins locked away in the loony bin like these two:

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8936971/The-Crown-tells-tragic-story-Queens-cousins-locked-asylum-registered-DEAD.html
    Three households that parasite off the tax payer:
    House of Commons.
    House of Lords
    House of Windsor.
    Suck it up all you forelock tugging peasants.
    Gilt oven.

  9. He`s a silly sausage, isn’t he.
    Also, he never came to see me in my mud hut a few years back – and I`d even had the west wing decorated tastefully with elephant tusks and the skins of many endangered species.
    🛖

    • Mercifully he was the oldest though.

      Harry Prince of Wales and Princess Meagain; can you just fucking imagine it?

      Whatever you may think of the situation with the monarchy, at least William and Catherine don’t seem to be a couple of utter cunts like that pair.

  10. The only thing I have against HRH Prince William is that he looks like a combination of Jonathan Reynolds, Stephen Kinnock and Liam Byrne with the face fuzz (I am sure they take it in turns to wear Dirty Ange’s minge). It looks a bit moth-eaten.

    I think he means well, but to some degree he is circumscribed in what he can do, due to his position. At least he isn’t Harry Hewitt!, and he has a fragrant wife, unlike Mr. Hewitt’s piccannini.

    I can’t feel the loathing for him I have for certain politicians, and, unlike Nurse Streeting, he isn’t a poofter.

  11. I’ve never understood these buggers.

    A Prince,loaded and world famous,instead of swanning round the Riviera in a Bentley Continental getting pleasured by supermodels and never doing anything other than looking for the next “romantic adventure” decides to get married,have kids and devote his life to “worthy causes”..

    It’s all rather drab.

    Although he can actually fly a helicopter and did his duty,unless his utterly worthless whining cunt of a brother.

    Oh well.

    • Just how thick do you have to be to have all that top end fanny on tap and end up with a foreign, entitled, grifting social climber who’s nearly as black as Saint Gary.

    • And that weird looking bastard, Benderdick Cuntbertwat.
      He’s all for us welcomng the rapeugees. Won’t put them up himself though.

      • There are any number of YouTube videos where somebody asks these fucking demonstrators welcoming refugees if they put one up. Every single one of the cunts has at least one excuse why they would but can’t. Hypocritical arsewipes.

  12. In these times of austerity wots a cheeky half billion to keep em in the palaces and togs they are accustomed to eh! Keep paying your taxes – they love you all (really!!).

  13. Anybody here have Two Jags Gobshite in the dead pool?

    Numerous ‘tributes’ and sundry bollocks from the ‘But… But’ brigade.

    ‘Prezza’ was a dued in the wool Satan Bliar acolyte. One of the Debbil’s main men. Therefore, it is glaringly obvious that he was – and always will be – a cunt.

  14. OT. But as we all expected, apparently that illiterate choccy dyke Alex Scott is taking over from Lineker as Match Of The Day’s main presenter. Old school and longstanding viewers and football fans will stop watching in droves.

    Just like Ncunti Gayblack with Doctor Who, Scott will kill Match Of The Day stone dead.

    • She’s as thick as a whale omelette. Carpet Muncher: Tick Black: Tick Drones on about shit: Tick. Ideal candidate for any post at the BBC.

    • All they need is a decent and charismatic presenter and a professional.

      Des Lyham and Brian Moore were great, But – as is their wont – the Beeb will choose sonme twat because of their gender and skin colour. Imagine Innit Scott and Ian ‘Cocoa The Clown’ Wright week-in week-out?

      • For fucks sake!

        Alex Scott. What a joke.

        She’s as thick as fucking mince and can’t even speak properly.

        innit.

        Don’t watch Match of the Day anyways to be honest but certainly won’t be now.

  15. Anyone else inviting the homeless in? I haven’t.

    The government can afford to sort it. Billions in foreign aid, millions a week on housing so called asylum seekers. Couple of billion to Ukraine.

    Homelessness could be ended in a year but there’s no will from the government or pressure from the people.

    • But they’ll be there waving their silly little flags anytime one of these gurning toffs deign to grace our grubby existence with their presence.

    • Someone I know went into hospital recently. There, she met this African woman. She gve her a sob story about bwing ‘homeless’.
      I got the ‘But… But she’s homelesss’ bit when I went to visit her.
      ‘Not your problem, love’ I replied. ‘And I don’t believe it either’ I added.

      I visited this friend again. And she then told me the dark personage then told her she (the African) was ‘given;’ a three bedroom house when she arrived here. That’s right, ‘given’ a three bedrooom house for fucking free. Needless to say, she must have thought everything else was free. Bills, Council Tax, all that. So I dare say the treeswinging one lost the bloody thing.

      The fact that creatures like this are given actual houses for free makes my piss molten. While some poor sod who served in the Falklands and Iraq will struggle to pay his rent and get his groceries.

      Fuck the migrants. Fuck them, I say.
      Fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck them.

  16. Send all the fuckers to the ukraine front line oh and grab greta cuntberg who is very quiet at the moment. Cannon fodder. I fucking hate the royal family me.

  17. I always get prince Willy and Charlie Brown mixed up.

    They both started to go bald age 6.
    Shame.

    Oh well least he’s got countless millions to cheer him up, a fit missus, and promised a half decent job.

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