The BBC & Climate Change ► “The Cunts That Keep On Giving
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ IT`S OFFICIAL ! ! !
We`re all going to die !!!!!!!!!!!!!*
(*ᵇᵘᵗ ᵖʳᵒᵇᵃᵇˡʸ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃˢ ᵃ ᶜᵒⁿˢᵉᑫᵘᵉⁿᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵃⁿʸ ʰᵉᵃᵗ⁻ʳᵉˡᵃᵗᵉᵈ ᵉᵖⁱˢᵒᵈᵉ).
Nothing more to say really as its all been said before within these hallowèd threads – still, that doesn’t seem to bother the MSM who continue to regurgitate the same old rhetoric with monumental regularity for the benefit of the exploited masses.
Probably all `written` by AI these days anyway.
Nominated by : Sam Beau
Usual hand picked set of data to reinforce the narrative. And the data is dodgy anyway if they place temperature gauges next to airports.
They just keep on with this crap, it’s like Chinese water torture. And the young uns lap it up.
At the risk of damaging the planet, fire up the oven.
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I picked up Mrs Cunter from the airport last night.
The plane was predictably delayed so she arrived at 1am.
The temperature display in the arrival hall was showing 28 degrees.
The thermometer in my car is accurate and it was in fact 24 degrees.
Confirmed with some digital thermometers that are outside various chemists shops and petrol stations which I saw on the drive.
The temperature shown at the airport is always exaggerated.
It keeps the punters happy.
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Spain had its hottest August on record?
Did it fuck!
It has been cooler here this year than any year that I can remember.
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Same for Cornwall, bloody awful summer but today is pleasant.
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Remarkably cool summer in Southern Ontario.
The earth is about 4 billion years old, give or take, and the climate has been changing for about 3.99999 billion
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It’s important for the dreadful cunts to keep yapping on about this shite..
Wouldn’t want the wrath of Greta descending on their Ivory (racist cunts) Tower would they?
Any sensible person knows by now that the Climate Emergency is a conspiracy by some bloke who shouted at a police dog once and the Mossad to upset Ed Milliband..
who’s a total fucking cunt you see.
Good morning.
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Summer 2024 was the world’s hottest on record.
150 year’s-worth of data, most of it unreliable, for a planet 4.5 billion years old.
What about the previous 4,499,999,850 years?
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I bet it was hot on day one 👍
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It was shit here and cooler than average for the month I spent in Crete. I’m calling bollocks on this, as usual.
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Very true.
We are often told that the 20th century was the hottest on record.
Hotter than which century?
The thermometer was invented back in the early 1600’s, but it is agreed that it only became accurate when Daniel Fahrenheit started using mercury in them in 1714.
Even then the accuracy would not have been able to detect the tenth of degrees that climate change nutters are so concerned about.
It wasn’t until the railways were established in the mid 1800’s that time was standardised across the UK.
Before then it could have been midday in London and half past in Birmingham (for instance).
It would have been impossible to take temperature readings at the same time in different locations.
So we only have accurate temperature readings for the 20th century.
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Look just stop all this denial, The World is On Fire! 🔥
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SOI, you are Psycho Ed and I claim my free bacon sandwich.
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The answer my friend is blowing in the wind or blowing out of Ed’s arse 😂
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Hey Sick,
Ukraine, Labour, exploding pagers, shooting at Trump…
The world may indeed be on fire but it has nothing to do with the myth of Man Made Climate Change.
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Still laughing at the exploding pagers and radios, the fucking Hezbollah ayatollah says it has crossed the line, what a laugh after firing 1000’s of rockets in northern Israel aimed at anything containing a Jew.
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And there’s more good news…
The American press is reporting an Israeli Air Strike killed an senior Hezbollocks commander today.
Not as much fun as an exploding pager but equally satisfying.
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Biggest money making scam ever dreamt up? , CLIMATE CHANGE, frighten the population and wring the loot out of em in taxes.
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“One day, they’ll find a way to tax the air we breathe” and they fucking did…Cunts.
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Someone said to me the cool wet summer we have had is down to climate change, this was almost two years to the day when most of the country was experiencing temperatures of 38-40 degrees (I’m still sceptical about the 40 degree claim) and that was climate change too.
Cool, wet, hot. dry…its all climate change as far as these wackos are concerned. Too many cunts making too much money. Oh and David Lammy is a cunt if he thinks climate change is a bigger threat than terrorism or war.
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David Lammy is a bigger threat than terrorism or war, the fat-necked cunt.
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On that subject Ron, it’s fucking humiliating as a nation to have that fat, useless cunt travelling round the world as our representative. A good majority of the people he’s meeting must be thinking ‘What the actual fuck!!’ when he turns up in his ill-fitting suit with his thick-as-fuck grasp on reality.
https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/ignorant-lammy-urged-to-retract-azerbaijan-remarks/
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Afternoon, Ron,
You alright, son? How’s your health holding up?
You know how Uncle Terry refers to his beloved oven, I feel cunters should just start referring to Lammy as “zoo”.
That’s where he belongs, after all.
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Afternoon chaps.
Health’s not too bad thanks C-C, although the recovery from surgery in June seems a damn slow process. Was at Urology this Tues, and they told me it can take anything from between 8 to 12 months for full recovery. Bastard.
Hope you guys are all in the pink.
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If you’ll pardon the expression…
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The eu’s ‘climate service’ definitely agrees with the eu’s ‘climate’ con.
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Sometimes I think we could set up a National Cunts for Life Section, where certain perennial cunts like the BBC, Ginger and Minger, Lineker, Khan et al could be listed in perpetuity. This would then cover all acts of cuntery on their part, past present and future.
Morning all.
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Will it cause the extinction of humanity? … Is it even real?, .. or is it not? … the lack of a definitive answer is killing me!
Personally would much prefer an inbound 30-mile-wide asteroid, just to be 100% sure.
🙂
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(a twenty to thirty year timescale would technically suit me best on the latter.. but it would be nice to know it’s due before I pop my clogs).
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When that happens, and it will, humanity’s going to find out the true meaning of ‘global warming’. Which is that everyone’s going to have their eyeballs welded to the back of their skull.
Can’t wait.
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If you really want to scare the shit out of the likes of Greta Mongberg, just give her this link.
theskylive.com
It tracks all of the near earth objects and their orbits.
Some of them get within a gnats cock of us. As in between the earth and moon, travelling at 6km a second.
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Except if it was going to hgit Wales, in which case it would slow down to 20mph first.
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I note the BBC has received a well deserved 129 cuntings on here. A far cry from the days of yore when it was the much loved ‘Auntie Beeb’ that used to hope you “didn’t have nightmares” after the Friday night double bill of horror and then bid you a “good night” before playing the national anthem followed by the small white dot. That was, of course, before it was infiltrated by left wing filth, politicised and turned into the unwatchable pile of shit it is today.
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Its well overdue to be defunded, Major. Which country forces its citizens to pay money to watch TV, the money only going towards one company – the Jimmy Savile Broadcasting Corporation?
Apparently, half a million more people are not paying the licence tax now.
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Including me Captain, I refuse to pay for the rubbish.
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Too right, Captian.
The BBC should never have gone 24 hours The Closedown and Testcard meant more money could be spent on quality programmes.
Now, it’s just 24 hours of crap, and everyrhing on it is shit and a woke lecture. Their news and sport coverage is also a pile of crap.
Anyone remember the ‘Service Information’ and ‘Trade Test Transmissions’ from the old days?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vanx1B7FSe8
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The ‘Service Information’ music is ‘Walk and Talk’ by Syd Dale.
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They ought to bring back the white dot, it’d improve the average ratings for the programmes.
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They should bring back Testcard F too, moggie.
Better than the shite they have on now.
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Ceefax was far more entertaining and less biased than their news programmes.
It also had fewer tokens on it, i.e. 0.
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The met office are masturbating furiously over a yellow alert for thunderstorms in the south west today.
It’s truly the ‘nanny state’ in overdrive listening to the fuckers. Be scare fun, stay in, don’t go out, there could be Heavy rain, flooding, poor visibility, impacts to travel….. blah, blah, blah….. it’s nauseating listening.
As for ‘climate change’, it’s utter bollocks. 1990 was a good summer. This year. Pretty shite.
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Be scare fun….
Be scared, don’t have fun.
Fucking phone keyboard.
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I would recommend saving yourself some time by NOT signing up for “Our Future Earth Newsletter (to get exclusive insight on the latest climate and environment news from the BBC’s Climate Editor, Justin Rowlatt)”, as per the link, as I`m guessing it`ll probably just say, `It`s getting warmer`.
Turned out nice again.
🌡️🤒
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Don’t give the buggering British children corporation any of your details.
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Rowland Rat is a cretinous, scientifically-illiterate Oxford PPE graduate whose sister is an Extinction Rebellion activist. He knows as much about science, the climate and the environment as my dog knows about the French Revolution.
So he’s the ideal person to be the BBC’s ‘climate editor’.
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Bang on the money GT. He gets to jaunt around the globe in order to inform The Great Unwashed (us) exactly how hot it is out there.
To save license fee payers money, can I suggest a red hot poker up his sphincter instead. ‘How hot is that now Justin, you cunt!??’
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Your dog not a poodle then, Geordie?
🐩
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Climate change continues to affect our neighbouring planet Mars, & many others as well. Of course that is all our fault, here on Earth.
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I always laugh my bollocks off at this stuff.
Is the mong Thunberg going to say ‘How dare you!’ to the sun when the fucker burns up all it’s hydrogen & goes red giant, torching then consuming the inner planets, including Earth, before it dies.
The Beeb (cos’ no doubt the cunts will still be in existence, funded by the plebs) will be absolutely fucking outraged as they conclude, via some sort of twisted narrative, that 5 billion years previous, a load of white, heterosexual males enabled it to happen & they can all #MeToo themselves to fuck as the fiery orb frazzles fuck out of em, one by one.
Just FUCK OFF with the global warming pish!
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TBF you only have to come out with anything these days and most of the populace believe it 👍…..like David Attenborough knows everything regarding the earth, EVs are the greenest form of transport ever, Hezbollah are freedom fighters and not a terrorist organisation etc,etc…if the(non) summer of 2024 is the hottest since t-rex roamed the earth then I claim double heating allowance from my m.p. 🥶…swivel on this 🖕
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The title is apt as well…
https://youtu.be/uYRtbSTN1kI?si=-4ECBIs8j5nPsnCm
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Never mind climate change here on earth, of far greater concern is the Sun running out of hydrogen, without the sun it’ll turn very chilly and completely bugger up the eu’s climate graphs.
I think the European Space Agency should work with NASA in great haste to prepare a rocket so that Thunderburg, the eu commission, Milliband and Starmer can conduct an expedition to land on the surface of the Sun and measure the rate of hydrogen deterioration.
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That is a fine notion, Major.
And as the sun fuses hydrogen into helium, perhaps they can fill up a few balloons while they are there as we`re becoming short of it down here for parties and breathing it for `comic` effect, etc.
🎈
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To be clear MM, it definitely ain’t gonna get cold when the hydrogen runs out!
https://www.universetoday.com/18847/life-of-the-sun/
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… Just thinking out loud but, if we covered the entire surface of the Earth with mirrors it would reflect all light/heat, thus cooling the planet and saving humanity.
Downside is that it may attract undesirable aliens who might think its some sort of a cosmic rave with a massive glitterball in the middle – and we certainly don`t want them interfering with us or inserting things, do we?
👽
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I think they would have stiff competition from the presenters at the BBC to be honest.
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Definitely being used as a weapon for conformity of populations and to profit the big corporations that milk the lions share from the various governments grant assistances.
One thing though that they are not discussing is the weakening of the polar magnetic fields, which have reduced by nearly 25 percent in there force.
The weaning of these fields would have dire consequences on the planet.
The aurora lights were witnessed so far south a couple of months ago across Europe and even Puerto Rico. This direct evidence of weaking polar magnetic fields. Anyone notice the Sun is whiter and not yellow anymore, more evidence.
I think the chosen ones , the elites are and have built their bunkers in unique locations because they are in the know that something calamitous is coming, a cyclical event that the world has been through many times before.
Nasa reports were done on this subject throughout the 1990s but they have been removed and are no longer available for some time.
They will not tell us plebs the real truth
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Possibly a bit of the conspiracy theorist in all that, Mecuntry.
There’s plenty of info available about it & pole weakening/reversal is nothing unusual in the history of the planet – there are scientific studies on it & the conclusion is that it doesn’t lead to extinction events.
Just my view…
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Probably Gusset but electrical storms can get out of hand with weakened polar magnetic fields, these in turn can take out electricity supply on a grand scale. that alone would be the start of Mad Max 3, coming soon. He he he ha ha
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Don’t get me wrong, I’d certainly appreciate the devastation as the snowflake generation suddenly realised that life as they knew it is completely fucked & no-one has time to worry that their mental elf has gone into melt down!
Suck it up cunts, it’s every man for himself now!!
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Justin Rowlatt – is a CUNT!
That’s all I can say about him.
Oh, almost forgot his sister is a weapons grade cunt as well.
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I remember the odd times when we used to get a really good Summer.
When we were told that we were going to get hot weather in 1983, 1995 and the still untouchable 1976, it was a case of ‘Get in there!’ and the whole nation reveled in it. And that included the BBC. The likes of Michael Fish and Bill Giles telling us to get out the sun cream and the buckets and spades. 1976, and not a care in the world. I remember a scorching hot day. I was outside and Stevie Wonder’s ‘Sir Duke’ and Wings ‘Let ‘Em In’ blasting out of the radio at my nana’s house. Fucking wonderful.
Now? We get just one or two weeks of it – or even one or two days – and those Beebscum are scaremongering and issuing ‘warnings’ and telling folk to hide form the nasty unrelenting Sun. These joyless humourless psychotically woke cunts have to piss on anything and everything that the ordinary Brirish people love or enjoy. Whether it’s Summer or Winter, it’s moan, moan fucking moan. And the fuckers whinge on about the cold weather just as much as they do about the warm weather.
I also remember the Winters of the 1970s and all. Me and our kid in our Admiral Manchester United kits, playing in the deep snow with an orange ball. It was just typical Manchester cold weather. Nobody gave a shit. It’s just the way it was and had always been.
This ridiculous idea that any really hot or cold weather we now get is some sort of new phenomenon. And that it is also a sign of impending doom is a total invention and a load of bollocks. It is those BBC shitheads and that condescending rubber faced mong Greta teying to brainwash and frighten those who weren’t here in 1976, or any of the other years. Luckily, some of us are old enough to remember those times. So these twats shouldn’t try to insult our memories or our intelligence, They can fuck off.
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1994 was a cracker as well.
Was in Heaton Park with my then girlfriend, as the Oasis vs Blur thing was battled out.
Beautiful red hot day, sat there with thsi beautiful bird. ‘Roll With It’ and then ‘Country House’ came on her tiny radio.
She smiled at me, and said. ‘A battle for the Number One spot? But they’re both shit.’
And she was right. Great days.
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It’s because the silly cunts are not calling it a change in the climate like we’ve always called it.
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The reason for only the odd day or two of sunshine is they are manipulating the weather by spraying graphene oxide at about 15000 feet on criss cross patterns regularly. Then moisture collects and forms a milky grey white appearance of haze and eventually grey depressing days in high summer. they do it year round.
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I think you may have inadvertently wandered onto the wrong website, Mecca.
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But it is true just look up
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Really ? Look up 2Excel aviation and their chief pilot.
https://www.2excelaviation.com/portfolio-item/ian-cameron/
I guess they’re crop spraying with these airliners.
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I wouldn’t normally agree with you but having witnessed it last summer in Cornwall i’m now a believer.
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Hey NCC,
One summer’s weather does not a conspiracy make.
I think Shakespeare said that during the abnormally hot summer of 1597. Or was it 1602?
They didn’t keep accurate records then so I’m not sure. But it was during the Great Elizabethian Warming Period.
I would have thought that at her age the Old Hag would have stopped having periods by then.
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Is that a printed picture of an earless ‘Pikachu’ in the nom ?
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In Britain the climate change hoax boils your piss.
In America it frosts our ass.
Maybe there is something to this whole extreme temperature bullshit?
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