SHEIN – Wassat some kind of female pleasure aid? Well in a way. Apparently the name is derived from “she in clothes” and is a Chinese fashion company that sells mouth wateringly cheaply. Now Cheap Fashion is yet another Cunting in its own right but there is a close connection as follows. Peacocks used to be the place to go on the High Street for de yoot looking to shoplift the latest rip-off fashions but that chain is being mullered as we used to say in the ‘80s by rents and costs. Closing wholesale across the country therefore and a great loss to de yoot and their predilection for throwaway clobber. Shein is happily kicking them into bankruptcy with its “online offering” of even cheaper gear delivered to your door.
Shein bombard punters on their portable devices offering instant discounts on their already cheap prices but the sting is always in the added excessive cost of delivery which hits the slaggy punter when the “buy now” tab is pressed. Very helpfully another pop up tab offers the opportunity of free delivery if more tat is bought and then “items you might be interested in based on your browsing history” pops up. Fall for that and the extra discounts offered and the delivery costs on check out hit you like a Jack Charlton raking tackle to the gonads.
No way to treat customers, not even skinflint old cunts like Yours Truly you say? That is nothing on how the Chinese gentlemen cunts treat their workers. Mostly simple girls coerced from their villages by false promises of high wages and all in accommodation and meals, they find themselves bussed far away to Company Towns surrounded by high walls and fiendishly clever security to live in basic dorms where everyone is encouraged to inform on their work mates.
Pay rates are based on an exploitative regime of production levels that even Henry Ford would have thought twice about. A few stitches wrong and a whole garment is rejected at the girl’s expense. The price of teenage fashion you might say, clothes to be worn a few times then thrown away. UK charity shops will not accept the worn out tat. Time to take a stand you say. Root out exploitation! Drive SHEIN to closure by a boycott? Thought about it but then a three piece suit for £27 caught my eye on the website (plus two rolls of reflective window film and some packets of Jin’ge – a Chinese Viagra knockoff) to make up the total to get free delivery. Got the suit in the largest size to accommodate my old arse. Letting the side down you say, play the game? Cheap will always trump morals and they do free returns if it don’t fit (deal clincher).
Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke
TAT-TA.
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Out of sight, out of mind.
Same mentality with our energy. Green innit? As another forest gets chopped down and sent over the Atlantic.
It won’t be a problem soon, everyone will be wearing a nice little Starmer approved North Korean jacket.
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Shein, as well as that other one Temu, keep bombarding my tablet with their ads, when I am trying to amuse myself with other interests – Very annoying Grrrr!
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Temu! High quality 143 piece Chinese steel screwdriver set FREE if you download the app…..
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I prefer a demobbed suit for nowt.
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Never heard of She in Clothes, prefer ladies out of clothes maybe a nice bra and panties, I will take the one second from the left in the header pic 👍
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Suckdick Khunt will take the one at far right.
Too late. Thomas The Cunt Engine already (tea) bagged that lovely with the flowery headband – NA.
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Jimmy White will take the one with the snooker ball head.
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3rd from left is nelly furtado. Number 1 is quite nice something about a maid in white jeans, slurp.
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The white one, extreme right (can I say that?), is strangely attractive.
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I’m waiting for the Japanese used-knickers vending machines to swamp our streets.
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If they made them wet enough, they might flood the market.
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Got some garden lights from shein-shit a few weeks ago and TBF they so far are quite decent for the price….but strangely all the plants next to them are dying off ….🥀 inscrutable 🈲🇨🇳…you needy more seeds Mr san 🧐
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I think your plants would die whoever sold you the garden lights. Most plants like a bit of night to break up their day. I am with them. Half my neighbours have mini Blackpool illuminations in their gardens, strings of fairy lights, multicoloured verge lights, you name it. All made in China, of course. What’s wrong with a bit of darkness? What makes otherwise sane people want to turn their surroundings into an imitation of a tourist-trap bed-and-brek?
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Will from The In-Betweeners had a description for Neil’s dad, which would be more appropriate for Labour 2024: “You BUMDERS”
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Its gear for tarts with over developed “beef curtains” to relax in and have a good scratch.
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I love a pair of hanging, floppy steak drapes.
Makes it so much more interesting when taking a sup from the hairy goblet.
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SHEITE.
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The chinks are renowned for the ability to make tat.
A £27 suit? It’d last 48hr and fit a ventriloquist dummy.
The slants have funny sizing.
So what’s a XL in UK sizes is 6xl to those little fucks.
I try not to buy anything made in China.
It’s hard but worth the inconvenience.
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LATEST TAT UPDATE
Just received the suit which is nothing like the site photo. Fitable size trousers but Norman Wisdom jacket in ironed in creased blue polyester with chromed plastic buttons. Totally foul to wear, no ventilation for underarms or privates but just the ticket for a disposable Tong hitman. Decided not to go into that business so returned the itching garment by ROP. TCG – Totally Cunt Garment.
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We could do with a Website picture versus Reality picture. Maybe all the jackets are ten sizes too small as Mnc mentioned.
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Not so much too small but weirdly proportioned. I ordered the suit in the largest size available in anticipation of the sizing issue so it does “fit” but not as you would expect. Think PG Tips chimps – if you have a long body and short bowed legs you get a perfect fit. Alas YT has a Hapsburg hump, a fat git gut and a patrician arse.
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Absolutely hilarious, what did you expect? You get what you pay for!
Now what you need to do is write an article for the guardian describing your experience and a copy of your letter to the manufacturer imploring the execution of those responsible.
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Off topic
Far Right rioter Kye mcGlade age24 has been up before the beak in Manchester.
He told the judge to “fuck off”
And ” swivel on that you bastard”
Which makes a change from saying they felt ashamed or regretful.
Kye, honesty isn’t always the best policy.
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Probably out of work, no place to live, telling the judge to fuck off will guarantee an extended period of room and board 😂
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Ah, but had this person been one of our black, peaceful or foreign friends, he would have ‘mental health’ issues and would be indulged by the judge and many others.
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What was the poor cunt’s sentence. Three years without?
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Is this the cunt? Some delightfully illiterate comments.
https://www.facebook.com/GMPCityCentre/photos/wanted-gmp-are-appealing-for-the-publics-help-to-trace-kyle-mcglade-05072000-who/749803833993864/
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Dunno Sir Limply, can’t access Facebook.
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#MeNeither 😢
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Never bought anything clothes wise online luckily my local Asda does 4xl
Fatman clothing that just about holds my saggy arse and belly in…
At least their sizing is accurate the ting tong online stuff is probably made more for petite types than sumo wrestlers
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Hugo Boss and Levi jeans sizing is always spot on when purchased online.
Slightly off topic, but I’m doing beef and ale casserole for dinner.
Four steaks, mushrooms, carrots, potatoes, peas, onions, Oxo cubes, tomato puree and a bottle of ale.
I’m debating whether to throw suet dumplings into the mix.
Anything I’ve missed?
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Nope.
Just scoop out the mushrooms and tomato puree and your golden 👍
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Definitely add dumplings!
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I get a lot of my stuff from Asda as well. Decent quality, well made, cheapish and available.
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I prefer TKMaxx over the road, some bargains if your’e prepared to root around. Asda jeans with stretch are quite good though.
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My experience of buying Chinese clothes over the internet is don’t do it.
The sizes are wrong and there is no consistency, fabric is shite and designs terrible.
Isnt SHEIT the ones selling wedding and prom dresses that look nothing like their shitting made up photos Ive read about in The Fail?
A form of organised robbery.
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