is a cunt.
This bellend thought it would be a good idea to get an England Euro 2024 tattoo. OK so far you would have thought, but then went one step further and in an act of supreme confidence/optimism/stupidity decided to add ‘Winners’ to it before the game.
Having started to read the article, before even seeing a photo of this wanker, I had already conjured up an image of what a modern 29 year old ‘data consultant’ football fan would look like, I was proved correct. Loads of tattoos already- check, beard- check, stupid sunglasses- check, looks like a cunt- check.
It really isn’t difficult to know why England football fans have a reputation for being thick knuckleheads?
Nominated by Chuff Chugger.
What a twat. Still, only three weeks to the new season. Here’s hoping for 17th.😃
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Dan looks like a double for Ricky Gervais?
He’s a optimistic fellow and a bit impulsive,
Not sure how much of a cunt he is,
Being a ‘ data consultant ‘ sounds fuckin mind numbing so expect he takes his kicks where he can.
More a amiable berk than a outright cunt.
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He says that he is not going to change his tattoo.
He thinks that he might be better off keeping it and changing the date in years to come.
He obviously thinks that people are so interested in his poxy body art that they are going to take the time to read it.
That makes him a cunt.
We already know that the media is a cunt for running non stories like this.
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He thinks England will win something at some time? What a deluded cunt.
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@mog…we’re winning the race to the bottom ✌️⬇️…down,down deeper and down 🎶
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Fancy trusting a decision like that to Gareth wokegate.. always gonna turn out bad..
Still another four year’s of labour and we will all have regrettable tattoos on our person’s.
This person is a white supremacist stay back,tattooed on all our foreheads..
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More likely a serial number or barcode tattooed on our wrist.
It’ll make it easier for then to identify us in the concentration camps of tolerance.
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it’s only a matter of time before we win something.
Jesus wept.
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We’re going to ‘win’ re-admission into the EU by the end of next year.
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Surely he could get his tattooist to put a line through ‘Winners’ and write ‘Losers’ underneath.
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That photo was taken in the tattoo studio,
So why is Dan in his undercrackers when he’s only getting a chest tattoo?
Did he travel there and back in his budgie smugglers?
Sat there grinning on the bus 😄
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I think it’s the cup shaped tattoo on his leg, Mis.
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Not even a neck or face tattoo?
Part-timer.
People are always commenting on my ultra-realistic tattoo of Jeffrey Dahmer’s face that I had tattooed over my face.
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Not having any tattoos I am not sure about how they are normally done.
But in the nom photo he has a tattoo of the cup with no writing.
I wonder why it wasn’t completed in one session.
Perhaps he got the writing done after the final for a bit of publicity.
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If you can’t get attention in any other way just do something cuntish.
At least people will know you exist.
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Every so often someone comes along and forces me to rethink my position on late term abortion.
In this case, like 29 years late.
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Two footballist related noms in a row, ho he, what a crock. When will cunts grow up.
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I like misspelt tattoos and badly done ones.
The more I’ll advised and impulsive the more I’d encourage someone to not think about it and just do it!
As tattooing gets more professional ( better equipment, talented artists, hygiene etc)
These are in danger of becoming rare.
Check this out
https://images.app.goo.gl/wdFjYrdaTfS6JDqw6
I’d of even paid for them to have it done and sat eating crisps and giggling as they had it done.
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Anyone who is cunt enough to have their face tattooed should immediately have all their benefits stopped.
They have purposely made themselves unemployable.
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Ho ho, morning TAC/all.
We just posted almost exactly the same stuff simulataneously!
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Not that this site is an echo chamber or anything…🙄
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Good morning Thomas.
If I were in charge of a benefits office not many people would get any money out of me.
Face tattoos….. “Fuck off”.
Pákís….. “Listen Ramjam. Go home. Have a shower and shave every day. Buy some normal clothes, not pyjamas.
Wear shoes and not flip flops.
And learn the fucking language.
Make the attempt to not be so ‘Pákí’.
Then come back and see me.
You cunt”.
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There is one tattoo parlour on the sussex coast that seems to specialise in terrible tattoos. I know 3 prople who’ve used their services, and the end result is horrendous. Even the smaller simple ones on wrists look like a child scribbled it with a biro.
I didn’t have the heart to say what I really thought of these ‘works’ but i think my expression at one was immediately obvious.
I don’t know what was going through the bloke’s mind when he asked for it to be done. Maybe he lost a bet?
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I don’t employ people who are heavily tattooed, simple as that.
It smacks of a poor attitude to both life and work.
I mean, neck tattooes?
They scream ‘I’m unemployable and couldn’t care less!”
Face tattooes are a direct indication of self-loathing and severe mental illness.
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Get it done I’d advise them Thomas.
😄
A life of regret and unemployment is a life worth living.
And if I got a laugh out of it?
Win/win👍
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You say that Tommo but I went to a recruitment/HR office many years ago and the bird who went over my CV had neck tattoos herself.
She was from Portsmouth though. Neck tattoos are a sign of high breeding, and not having kids before your 13th birthday.
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Nail on the head in that last sentence Thomas. I would add piercings and homosexuality.
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One wonders what was going through Prince Albert’s mind when he thought ‘rather than put my knob down either side of my unnecessarily tight jodhpurs like the plebs, I’m going to pierce my bellend with a big needle and force a ring through the resulting hole’
Just the thought of it makes me wince.
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You and me both Thomas! I posted before of a case our elder knew of where a young guy in his teens who had such a piercing was at a drunken party, not to say orgy, where he hooked it on a radiator and tore it off! Difficult to imagine anything worse.
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What, tore the radiator?
Off the wall?
Damn, that’s one strong cock!
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An ex-girlfriend told me about a guy she knew.
When he fancied a kinky session he would catch a wasp or bee from his garden which he would put in a plastic bag.
He would then stick his bell end into the bag and encourage the thing to sting him on his farmer’s hat.
It takes all sorts.
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Some people have pearls sewn into the foreskin.
When it heals over it’s meant to help stimulation during sex.
Think it’s in Thailand they do it?
You could have that done Thomas?!
That wouldn’t raise it’s ugly head in a job interview.😬
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In a job interview, MNC?
So when I’m interviewing someone, I drop my trousers and show them my knobbly, pearl-infused tassel?
Kinky!
Maybe not pearls, though.
Some nice sharp crystal shards would be more stimulating for both myself and the interviewee when I bend them over the conference room table.
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Yeah.
Gauge their reaction.
They recoil in horror?
Prude.
Probably raise a sexual harassment claim further down the line.
They lick their lips?
Swordswallower.
Probably spend most of the workday in the toilets.
They laugh?
Level headed.
Make a good employee.
They also whip their cock out to show you a diamond encrusted bellend?
Well nobody likes a showoff.
They’re after your job.
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It wasn’t terry waite by any chance..
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Obviously not a very good data consultant…💩
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Probably has exit only tattooed above his arse whole. Got that wrong too.
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I like tattoos.
My grandad had a big regimental drummer boy on his chest
Done in India during WW2.
Think it comes from there.
All my mates are tattooed,
Ones a tattooist,
I’d employ someone with tattoos (already do) but not facial ones.
Wouldn’t employ anyone with a hint of the tarbrush obviously.
I’m not fuckin mad.
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My old man had a galleon tattooed on his chest in India during the war, fuck knows why he was in the army not the navy.
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I think Mis, we’ll all have the foreskin done for free, when entering the pearly gates
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You can only admire the guy’s optimism!
A while ago when in the beautiful city of Edinburgh, I was amazed to see this old slaphead whose head and neck were covered in tattoos. On his forehead was a tattoo of a fried egg. I kid you not.
Morning all.
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Morn Ron,
A very humorous way of saying he has egg on his face once again.
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Sounds cracked to me.
Well the yolks on him..
It could of been fake, maybe he is a practical yolker.
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When you saw him Ron were you shell shocked or eggsperated.
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Well you couldn’t accuse him of chickening out.
Morning you chaps
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Wasn’t this cunt was it?
(although there are a lot to choose from- not as rare as you think)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_west/6347555.stm
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Looks like that tea cosy knitting, mincer Tom daley has let himself go.
Must be entered in the high board belly flopping event..
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He’s a free range to do whatever he wants.
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It proves my point that the majority of English football fans are followers of lower league sides and only support the national side hoping for some quick success. I was berated on here for that reason, only a short while ago.
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58 years is a long fucking wait.
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It remains an absurd and obviously wrong statement.
Where is this ‘quick success’?
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The silly cunt should have “In my mind” tattooed underneath.
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The silly twat with other tats on his chest, proves he’s a right tit.
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As MNC above, not really a cunt but a berk. A berk is a cunt, but nevermind. A bit of a braindead sausage sums him up for me.
Dead ringer of Chas Smash from Madness.
“One Brain Cell Beyond”
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Not many people would look better with their arm up a cow’s arse but I’ll make an exception… Publicity seeking knob. Oven.
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A proper In-ger-land wanker with two first names.
The only non-English player at the tournament he recognises is probably Cristiano Ronaldo.
I was bored of these cunts in the noughties, particularly their blindness towards the strengths of all other teams during Euro 2004 and the 2006 World Cup.
We had the ‘white Pelé’ himself…
‘Roo-ney!’
Get fucked.
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