Nick Adderley.

 

This porcine faced wretch is not only a cunt for adorning his worthless career in the glory of better men. For this the prat has been sacked on the spot. He should have been degraded, his uniform torn off him and left to walk the streets in his under crackers, sobbing weakly like the girl`s blouse he is.

Hopefully he`ll be prosecuted and lose his police pension, leaving him with many years to go to claim the state pension, with no one wishing to employ such a pathetic , cringing piece of garbage.

For years he pretended to be a crime fighter when he was nothing more than a social warden, one of Viz`s Bottom Inspectors. During Covid the seedy control freak proclaimed he`d send his officers to check shopping baskets and set up roadblocks to inspect vehicles to see if people were purchasing only โ€˜ essential items โ€˜.

The only essential item this thundercunt should need is the skip in which, as a rejected tramp, he`ll die on the coldest winter of the year.

Cunt.

Sky news

Nominated by Those Magnificent Cunts In Their Cunting Machines.

55 thoughts on “Nick Adderley.

  1. I donโ€™t understand why the claims on his application werenโ€™t checked, when I joined a well known pharma company they checked fucking everything, including school and college.
    I omitted my cock size, everyone knows men exaggerate that one ๐Ÿ˜‚

    • Never mind, our new Home Secretary will sort out this “vetting” problem. You know – Ms (Refugees Welcome) Cooper.
      That is, as long as ‘ole Ed gives her enough time off from the ironing!

    • It doesn’t follow that the exaggeration is deliberate though Sick of it. I thought my stiffy was 8″. Then the wife pointed out that the inches were on the other side of the tape.

    • I was once pulled up at an interview because I didn’t put my degree on the application form. It was irrelevant and I didn’t want to appear overqualified. I told them that. They told me I was overqualified. Cunts.

  2. In the days of the world wide Web, why would you lie..

    2 minutes to check your a walter mitty twat..

    A swift kick in the goose greens.

  3. What a twat. His brother, who wears the the South Atlantic Medal legitimately, should give the cunt a good kicking. The Northern Ireland GSM next to it is bullshit too.
    I wonder if the old bill will take back his Police LS&GC, hardly ‘Good Conduct’ to be pretending to have been on active service – fucking glorified NCP parking attemdant more like!

  4. He fought in the Falklands apparently, after being sent down to the South Atlantic on the good ship lollypop!

    the fucking Walt cunt!

    • We didn’t tolerate this sort of Walter Mitty, fantasist, Mr Bennett shite when I was in the SAS.

      They thought it was all Milk tray man till they had to disembowel a Arab with a coat hanger.

      I also served a tour of Vietnam.
      Despite not being born
      Or American.
      But I don’t like to talk about it…

    • I renember HALO jumping through six-thousand feet of reinforced concrete to take out Osama bin Laden’s entire posse with a deck of playing cards and a biro.

  5. As an old sapper I worked with years ago said :

    Bullshit baffles brain’s….!

    But in the end, they are usually found out.

    I’ve worked with quite a few…!

  6. ๐Ÿท… pretending to be a brave.. ๐Ÿ—
    His brother should disown the arsewipe, but like many things in the country nobody takes any responsibility for checking anything as is the case with the DWP and the bone idle feckless…put the cunt in a real pig sty and let pinky and perky have their fill ..double oink

  7. Why are the likes of this tool always to blame. We know he’s a cunt, but he shouldn’t have been allowed to get this far. The blatant dates of when he was born, to serve in the Falklands are a dead giveaway. A child in infant school doing simple maths would’ve spotted that. Not going to bother with the rest.

    • Read the beginning at 11 am and just came back, blind of what you lot had already said on similar lines, better than I could.

  8. He was six years old when the Falklands kicked off. The fucking Walt.

    If you’re going to lie, at least make it convincing by adding a Waffen SS insignia and a couple of purple hearts.

  9. Everyone lies on their CV but this cunt took things to extremes.

    Even though there were no PC’s or Google when he applied to join the police there were other ways of checking his credentials.

    All his past statements in court need to be looked at.
    He should lose his pension and have to pay back everything that he has dishonestly earned.

    Mr Adderley was dismissed without notice and placed on the police barred list by the panel, which said his “sustained brazen dishonesty and sustained lack of integrity will cause lasting harm to the police service”.

    Like anyone has any respect for the police service anyway.

    • I’ve no idea why people feel the need to do this, exaggerating their achievements because they’re desperate to impress. Shows how inadequate they feel and how much importance they attach to other people’s opinions. I’ve worked with one or two and they were an embarrassment, they couldn’t stand the fact that they were nobodies. But it’s better to accept you’re a nobody than to end up making a fool of yourself.

      • Tell that to 80% of Facebook users.

        Walts, gobshites, liars and fantasists.

  10. Quick Draw McGraw was ex-military and I seem to remember they take a very dim view to say the least on Walts.

  11. I have a real problem with people in positions of authority who abuse their office.

    Hang him in an iron cage and let the people throw dung at him.

    • I abuse my office on a regular basis.

      Spunk everywhere.

      Mrs Baker is always having to scrub down the iMac.

  12. There is no doubt the cunt will keep his pension and other accrued benefits.

    The Gravy Train mentality is deeply ingrained throughout the “great and good”

    Oven the lying twat.

  13. Reminds me of the time I was driving through Bakersfield in my red Plymouth Valiant for a appointment.

    A truck driver wouldn’t let me overtake.

    When I eventually got past him it triggered a dangerous game of cat and mouse across a hundred miles of California’s country roads.

    I eventually wedged my briefcase under the pedals and barrel rolled free,
    The truck driver ramming my car over a cliff face and smashing to the ground in a tangle of twisted metal.

  14. It was Chesterfield not Bakerfield you lying get. You were in a Morris Marina and the truck was a milk float. It took place over 50 yards of a well known dogging spot. The milk float grazed a bush.

    You should apply to join the police.

    • Next thing you’ll be telling me is I didn’t ride a horse through the streets of New York as a out of place cowboy police officer!!

      I despair ๐Ÿ™„

  15. The gall of these Walter Mitty types is something but you don’t seem to get the real outlandish wackos anymore like someone saying they were D.B Cooper or Lord Lucan. Nick Adderley could have been found out by a five minute internet search and a few phone calls.

  16. I used to enjoy Vernon’s stories.

    He was a lawyer for the Hells Angels.
    Had about 30 jobs.

    A black belt astrophysicist.
    Trained stuntman and draughtsman.

    Yacht sailor and binman.

    Bet it was a relief to be unemployed.
    Glad for a rest.๐Ÿ˜

    • He is now working as Nigel Farage’s version of Dominic Cummings. He is flat out leaving dog shit outside mosques and faking a paper trail of Gary Glitter donations to the Lib Dems.

  17. Years ago the cunt would have been sent to police a dung heap in Karachi or some other far flung outpost of the Empire, now he will probably get full pension and medical discharge on account of mental elf issues and PTSD from years of dangerous frontline policing.

  18. Billy bullshit.
    We’ve all.met one.

    It’s amusing upto a point.
    But faking military service is a strict NoNo.

    It’s offensive to ex and current servicemen.

    There used to be a bloke in Stockport who wore full US military gear.
    Like he’d just been on manoeuvres in Iraq or something.
    Wasn’t cheap gear,
    The real deal like!

    Clearly fuckin mental,
    Dunno why American gear?

    Nearest he got to serving was the Salvation army the daft cunt.

  19. Apparently they did check, but didn’t read what the check was. You check the military and they do a “name have misconduct: YES/NO” check. He passed, as would anybody who hadn’t served (unless they had a namessake who did serve and was a wrong un).

    So computer say NO.

    Fuckwits

  20. Excellent Nomination.
    A pretend war veteran. A Walter Mitty. A lying sack of shit.

    He should have been ‘outed’ at a press conference, and genuine Falklands War veterans should have been invited to shame this turd publicly.

    Simon Weston should spit on the cunt and kick him where his non-existent bollocks are.

    I bet the slimy worm keeps his police pension.
    What a vile cowardly wanker.

    • Speaking of Simon Weston, I bumped into him not too long ago and was shocked at how old he looks. Which made me feel old.

      As for this Walt, it is tragically comical and goes without saying I don’t understand it. But you get this kind of Walt even in the Forces, always got to add one tour or firefight more to an otherwise impressive enough CV.

      I even knew one cunt who would spin my own dits back to me as if he had experienced them. Strange fellow.

  21. The girl Iโ€™m seeing said that her ex strangled their 8 year old once when he was with him for the weekend .

    I wouldnโ€™t mind but her ex is a member of the Armed Response Unit of the Met.

    The standard Wayne Couzens style psychos they employ ,

  22. He is also under at least one criminal investigation relating to maintenance of police vehicles from his time up in Stockport. Also queries about previous mortgage applications. Scallywag.

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