Congratulations to Shaun who has won Dead Pool 326 by picking former Everton and Arsenal Striker Kevin Campbell and pundit who has died following a short illness today.
On to Dead Pool 327
The rules.
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed. You can always be a cunt and nominate someone elses nominations from a previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid-pool unless they have already been taken.
5)Wins are awarded based on chronology of death reports not necessarily chronology of death.
John Woodvine
Sidney Cooke
John Cooper (Bullseye killer)
Michael Hesseltine
Leroy Van Dyke
0
Virginnia Mckenna
Brigitte Bardot
Joe Biden (will wander out of Airforce 1 at 60,000 ft)
Roy Hattersley
Neil Kinnock
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*News Alert* – Queer Starmers Dad was a toolmaker, don’t ya know
2
Look at the tool his old man made. He should have rolled over and shot him into the night.
2
Tony Blair
John Prescott
Camp Cliff
Peter Yarrow
Paul Stookey
good darts Shaun
0
Bugger me dropping like flies this season
King Charles
Duke of Kent
Duchess of Kent
James Whale
Michael Schumacher
0
Michael Craig.
Wendy Craig.
Prunella Scales.
Dave Lee Travis.
Frazer Hines.
0
Cliff ‘Colostomy bag wearing coffin dodging k*ddie feeling old cunt’ Richard
John ‘spunk vacuum’ McElynn
Adam ‘I’m just a cunt’ Woodyatt
Roy ‘painty faced cunt off of Wizard’ Wood
Vanessa ‘back door lover’ Feltz
0
Michael Caine
Ross kemp
Gareth southgate
Paul gasgoine
David Attenborough
0