Are Doctors being paid a bonus?

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Why the fuck are we being urged to have a shingles jab?

Don’t us oldies have enough to worry about? Is there a shingles pandemic sweeping the nation?

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I’ve had multiple messages urging me to get a shingles jab. I am totally unaware that there is a raging pandemic of people, of any age, getting shingles. Nor am I aware that there’s raging chicken pox pandemic through the UK.

So why? Has Del Boy sold them a job lot cheap, with a short sell by date?

Do fuck off. I’m no tinfoil hatter, but this smells like another attempt at the the “Stay home, stay safe” shite “

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

62 thoughts on “Are Doctors being paid a bonus?”

  1. Ain’t got time fix the shingles
    Ain’t got time fix the floor
    Ain’t got time oil the hinges
    Or fix no window pane….

    The wisdom of slovenly Welsh Elvis ,Shakin Stevens.

    • Ps

      His ‘ not arsed approach ‘ is the reason he doesn’t host DIY SOS,
      And that the council condemned his property and now lives in a caravan at presthaven sands.

      • I would like to see a fight between Alvin Stardust and Shakin Stevens.
        Rind side entertainment by Showaddywaddy.
        But that’s only me.

        Otherwise, I know that GP Clinics get nicely rewarded (per shot) by the NHS. These clinics were also paid handsomely for putting ‘death due to Covid’ on death certificates – even if the victim has driven his/her motorcycle down a mine shaft.

        Pile a shite.

  2. GPs are given targets for the proportion of their patients who receive a range of vaccinations as well as some other treatments. They are paid a bonus when they meet these targets.

  3. If the NHS was any fucking use it would be offering anthrax vaccinations to all the dinghy invaders.

  4. First glance, thought why do I need a singles jab ? I’m fine being my own boss. Had shingles in my sixties, now I’m over that. Some people need a jab to stop them from shilly-sallying these days. Only that’s a government matter.

  5. Big Pharma are jolly generous to doctors..

    If I were a doctor I’d be taking every freebie going..

    After all the way the Westminster Vermin are running the country into the ground it’ll not be long afore the NHS completely collapses in a heap.

    Anyway,Trust The Science and stop Global Boiling by giving missiles to Ukraine.

    Good morning.

    • PS

      Don’t worry JP,it’s well documented fact that the shingles vaccine is only ever administered by very attractive European nurses with lovely big tits..

      Certainly never by grossly obese africunt wimmin who don’t speak English and have never qualified as a nurse.

      Perfect.

      • “After all the way the Westminster Vermin are running the country into the ground it’ll not be long afore the NHS completely collapses in a heap.”

        It already has, Unk.

        Just wait the gradual increase in patient deaths, followed by the handwringing and cooing of MPs, the inevitable “lessons will be learnt”, then the cooling off, and then deaths will continue growing and become the norm.

        Yesterday’s news, today’s chip wrapper and all that shit.

        I think they call it managed decline. It is happening everywhere – educational standards falling, potholes in our Ethiopian standard highways, buildings crumbling. You name it and it is falling to ratshit.

      • I recently had a very fat, ugly old British nurse try to take blood from me. 4 attempts and no luck. GP wanted it done that day so had to drive to local hospital and find out blood tests were no longer walk-ins, so booked there and then and had to wait two hours.
        Nurse who saw me was blonde, tanned and slavic. Got it done on first attempt, even if it was 1 pm and my test should have been sorted at 9.30.

        The fatty at my surgery must’ve been part of a new NHS initiative that lets adults in ‘da community ‘with special needs try out clinical practice.

  6. Good nom, JP.

    Shingles jabs, statins, arse swabs, it is all about seeming to do something. The virtual NHS in action, doing anything rather than actually deal with sick people. Tried getting a doctor’s appointment recently? Fuckers are all MIA. Cunts. It might as well be renamed the NWLS – the National Waiting List Service. Fuck off and die, peasants.

    Good morning, everyone.

    • Your right about that, Twenty.

      There’ll be a big fanfare in the press shortly, about how innoculation targets have been exceeded, Hurray for the NHS, not to mention glowing praise for protecting the elderly and fragile.

      In the meantime, people are dying from undiagnosed cancers because they can’t get to see a GP, never mind a specialist.

      Perhaps they could give the ” Nurse Practitioners” I nominated some time ago some extra training?

      • Big Nige wants a French system. pay a fee to see a GP,leep the appointment and you get it refunded. fail to keep the appoint and they keep it.

        I’d go further; it costs anybody between 18 and 75 £25 to see your GP. Missed consultation appointments cost £120, so fine the cunts who dont turn up without prior notice. The NHS needs to follow HMRC in how they chase up health bills of foreign fuckers, and give the NHS a chunk of the useless DWP budget for making sure disabiilty bennies to the right people, not bedwetters claiming they have social anxiety and vant even look for work, but go to busy restaurants, pubs and Thorpe Park.

  8. The BBC News Website is warning is today that a new super deadly version of Monkeypox is rampant in parts of Africa.
    Well, the BBC is warning us but I imagine that most of us on IsAC are rejoicing; it helps take our minds off England’s dismal performance last night.

  9. Surely a conflict of interest if the docs get paid extra to do this?

  10. Used to have an older sister who was forever jabbing me in the arm. Didn’t half hurt. Memories, ah.

  11. Eat out to help out.

    Remember all that spaff that cunt Rishi used to spout while hancock has his fist up his aides flange.

      • Nancy Streetring was just on the World At One – just like his bosses Starmer, Blair and Mandy he had no answers, just the usual camp blather. I bet that idiot will only be health secretary for a year or so, just benderist piss and wind. “What does he know about medicine anyway, except trips to see the proctologist at the special clinic (allegedly).

  13. The NHS are #angels, and don’t you lot forget it!

    Nah. Privatise it. One of our tribe mentioned the Norwegian model where you pay £10 for an appointment or £20 for a jab. Something like that.

    Anyway, I’m off to Lithuania next week to have a gastric band fitted.

      • Was it anything to do with the red band round the waist meeting in the middle, pronouncing you a goner.

  15. Not unlike yesterday’s climate nomination.

    A racket from top to bottom.

    Good Afternoon.

  16. Don’t worry all the doctors will be throwing bones and chanting tribal dittys at your next appointment,thus saving the NHS millions ☠️🔥…jabs will be issued with an Ashanti spear dipped in buffalo spunk and the tribal virgins love juice ….you, you’ve made me feel brand new 🎶

  17. I had chicken pox, measles and mumps as a kid in the late 80’s and I’ve never heard of such a drive for adults to get boosted for those diseases.

    One conclusion that I would come to is that newer, more evolved variants of these viruses, which have been largely isolated from the British population for decades, are being brought into the country by the boat people. Once again, it’s treating the symptom, rather than the cause.

    I also read somewhere in the last couple of years that the immune-reactive properties of the vaccines were causing a Shingles flare-up in those for whom the virus was long-dormant but then took the jab.

    I don’t spend much time on social media at all but in the last few years since the jab, I’ve noticed that some of the women I know (and some celebrities who I obviously don’t) have started to develop obvious cold sores on their lips. Maybe I’m just noticing this because of some kind of cognitive bias but it does seem odd that cocksucking-related peri-oral sores caused by the Herpes virus appear to be more common nowadays.

    I don’t ordinarily like to divulge medical info but back in 2018 I took the 1st of 3 injections for a particular vaccine and shortly thereafter developed the symptoms of 2 auto-immune diseases – Coeliac Disease and Psoriasis. Both of which are present in my Mum’s side of the family, but it’s just odd that they developed only shortly after taking a vaccine shot at the age of 36.

    This realization and the events of the last couple of years annoy me greatly because I’ve always disliked conspiratards/anti-vaxxers but now I’m starting to wonder if they were onto something.

    • i’m in the same boat TITS. Generally avoid conspiracies but the evidence for the vaccines not being safe and effective as advertised mounts, as does lab tinkering.

      • I’m not doubting the existence of the virus or it’s lethality, but I’ve not met anybody who died of the virus but I’ve met many people who took the jab and then suffered some seriously fucked up health issues not common for their age demographics.

        Like I say, it could be that, due to cognitive bias, I’m just noticing things now that I wouldn’t have noticed before but it does make one wonder.

    • I think you might have something,
      Two.

      It’s funny how diseases that we thought were iradicated are making a reappearance. I’m sure I read, recently, that smallpox had reared it’s ugly head again, amongst certain communities.

  18. I got shingles down the side of my head, neck and shoulder, it is evil.
    I advise you to get the jab.

    • I got the shingles jab years ago, and the pneumonia jab too. My mother had shingles and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. Yes I would. There are lots of people I’d wish it on, but I wouldn’t want it that’s for sure. I don’t enjoy being stuck with a needle but it’s the lesser of two evils.

  19. I’ve been a bit wary of doctors for decades, but The Coof was the clincher.

    Don’t trust the buggers at all now.

    Right from the start I was a NO.

    The more pressure governments put on the harder I dug my heels in.

    A few I considered friends I no longer talk to, due to the bullshit of the Plandemic

    I won’t be helping with their bonuses, that’s for sure. I’ll be 70 next year, but still fit and take no medications (other than ethanol and cannabinol!)

    • I’m with you Country House. Why the fuck would you want some untested shit injected into you. I bet most people’s immune systems are totally useless now thanks to all those boosters.

  20. I have had shingles twice caught from feral bastard kids. It is a right cunt and I would not wish it on anyone. Each time as well as my temperature going off the scale it affected my eyes and buggered my eyesight further each time. I now wear glasses as a result. Also a delightful belt of itching hives around the waist. Had the vaccine recently and no side effects.
    Your choice.

    • Fair enough, Sir Limply.

      But where is this urgency to get vaccinated coming from?

      As I said, I’ve seen diddly about a resurgence of chicken pox. Shingles itself is not, as far as I’m aware, a transmitable infection, nor have I seen anything indicating an unprecedented number of cases amongst the elderly.

      I’m truly puzzled.

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  21. Don’t trust modern vaccines, don’t trust the motives nor the due diligence.

    I bet if the Met Office could issue vaccines they would – warning hot today, take a vaccine.

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