George Ezra is a cunt.
Part of the unholy trinity with Ed Sheercunt and Tubby Capaldi, Ezra is a dull as dishwater cunt. A soulless and boring voice for a start. And then there’s his songs. The diabolical ‘Shotgun’, which makes Oasis at their worst even sound good.
‘I’ll be riding shotgun, underneath the hot sun, feeling like a someone’.
Pure ‘The cat sat on the mat, where it once shat’ crap. Lowest common denominator bollocks. How this turd is seen as decent music and sells thousands is absolutely laughable.
But that ‘shotgun’ shit isn’t his worst. ‘Green Green Grass’ is his biggest pile of crap.
‘green, green grass, blue, blue sky
You better throw a party on the day that I die’
Oh, don’t worry. I will….
https://www.betterthanezra.com/ (You’re welcome – NA)
Nominated by : Norman
Looks a bit of a Jessie to me. An American Cliff Richard
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You means he’s a Op YewTree dodging, colostomy bag wearing, k*ddie fiddling, nonce cunt?? Better add him to my Dead Pool!
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Christ!
What a load of cack!
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Never heard of him. Hope I never will again.
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Same here I’m proud to say Shit-cake and fuck knows who the other three are in the nom picture.
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Wouldn’t it be wonderful if this dullard shared a private jet with that Ginger Cunt sheeran into the side of a mountain?
Top Notch.
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Oh I don’t know, I could see the likes of Georgie,lewie and Eddie as the lead singers of zep, Sabbath,who, Nazareth etc with their raunchy vocals booming to the masses…🎸
I’m a boy, but my ma won’t admit it 🎶…on reflection maybe the lyrics could be changed for this trio 😩
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Good cunting.
Lorenz Hart, Cole Porter, Oscar Hammerstein II. Who says they are missed now we have this consummate wordsmith? If only he were black he would be truly great.
Good morning, everyone.
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Pop music has degenerated to the complexity of nursery rhymes. This cunt’s output is a good example of this trend.
I remember him singing ‘shotgun’ in his mopey voice. Music for cunts who watch Grand Designs
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I’m just waiting for him to apologise unreservedly for his ethnicity and for his country’s conduct during the slave trade.
If he happens to win any awards, he may well go the whole hog, snap the prize in half and dedicate it to some black cunt instead.
Just like that portly, coal burning warbler Adele.
Good morning
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Because the world needs another insipid bedwetter to wail about their supposed angst.
Fuck off and eat termite poison George, there’s a good simp.
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‘green, green grass, I smoke it all day
I can’t sing but I’m getting paid’
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Alright, all,
I’m no music snob. You like what you like. I wouldn’t say the likes of Ezra, Sheeran, Capaldi, etc are crap. After all, I wouldn’t mind being a pound behind them. People like their music for a reason. I just find it REALLY fucking boring. Horses for courses, innit?
That said, I’d rather listen to any of them than that rubbernecked, gurning cunt Robbie Williams. Macclesfield’s luckiest pub singer, that one.
Good day, one. Good day, all.
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My 5 year old liked Shotgun. Because he was five and the song and its lyrics and concept are aimed at that level of intellectual development.
Well cunted!
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That’s about the level of sophistication radio 2 are at these days.
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I’m not going to bother finding out how poor he is musically, Norman. Because its the same old story. The general public put these cunts on pedestals and when the penny drops, expect the likes of you and me to bring the twat down to size and explain it was all a mistake and tell him to fuck off.
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Or we could Pound him to death with the poet Ezra in some convoluted way.
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Came up the hard way. Playing the clubs, sleeping in dirty one roon bedsits and driving his van and guitar during the day.
Oh, was not that him?
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Nope
At least he isn’t scratching his arse on benefits so he gets one little star for that, as for his ‘music’, see above
Bet he votes Lib Dem, he looks like the sort of cunt who would vote Lib Dem (other political parties are available).
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If he was sitting on his arse on benefits it would save us having to hear his Mogadon voice.
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Along with Lily Allen
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I read a great quote by Liam Gallagher about Coldplay, ” music for bed-wetters, written by a math’s teacher ” 😂 same goes for the above mentioned !
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The ironic thing is that Coldplay went on to have far more sustained success than Oasis. I like Oasis but still, it’s funny in hindsight.
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Oasis are shite and so are Coldplay.
Gallagher has a cheek calling anybody shite when you consider the bland dirge that he and his band have repeatedly churned out.
Having said that, his appraisal of Coldplay is quite accurate.
Success in terms of music sales is more often than not due to popularity over ability.
Popularity also usually equates to the lowest common denominators within a society lapping up warm diarrhea and all thinking it’s great in unison.
“Bands” (in the loosest possible terms) such a Take That have enjoyed 100 times the success and wealth than many more talented artists or bands.
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I don’t like everything Oasis have done by any means but they’ve done a few good songs imo.
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Whilst there’s a lull. It amused me that Sly are showing international deaf cricket. The way England are playing in hamshankland at the moment, they still wouldn’t win if the opposition were blind.
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Ezra, Sheercunt and Capaldi. Three utterly mediocre types.
It’s hardly Crosby, Stills and Nash is it?
Morning all.
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Careful Ron – they may yet get together and form a woke super group.
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Lots of blues music starts with, “I woke this morning.”
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…..
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXMlOZyyQl8
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I’d sooner listen to 4′ 33″ by John Cage.
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Funny enough I like Shotgun
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So do I !
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Is that the Bezos moon probe
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Get in!
How the fuck can there be worse music than Oasis? They set the baseline for shite.
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I say ! Sam.
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Norman
Hopefully Untied will have a better season coming, you’ll be happier and not feel so bitter that you think inflicting this kind of shit upon us is necessary.
Questions need to be asked Norman…..
How are you aware of this shit to begin with? What kind of nightclubs are you frequenting?
Enough already!
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I hear this shit in the kidney unit, Sixdog.
Some of the staff unfortunately insist on having shite like Heart and Smooth Radio on.
Thank fuck I have my own player and headphones. Because, with out them, it would be dialysis to Ed Sheercunt, Lewis Cuntpaldi nd this Evra cunt.
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Ezra cunt. Evra was an uppity cunt who played for Man United.
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Ezra, Sheeran, Capaldi all cunts.
Chris Martin also a cunt.
Henry Cole not a singer but definitely a cunt!
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I don’t know who this cunt is but he’s young, , probably sings ballads,
Is probably sensitive.
In other words a utter cunt.
Here’s a oldie but goodie
https://youtu.be/–erJSsmraY?si=Guk8ic9246IaafFp
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Ah Mis I see you’re a chap with great musical taste.
It’s a crying shame that classics have been replaced by the generic boring as cardboard crap that’s about now.
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Afternoon Scunny👍
Yeah I like my music.
About the only thing left this country still leads the way in is our bands and music.
Although these young bands today don’t seem to spawn any hellraisers like John Bonham or Keith Moon do they?
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Nah mate all to soft these days a proper bloke seems to be viewed as a dinosaur from time long gone.
Even the fucking ad’s on tv wherever they use a white man he is portrayed as a wimp or a moron.
Obviously the fellow cunters see straight though this but if enough is forced down your throat the general population go along with it, the cunts!
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Sensitive? You mean he takes it up the bum?
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