Dr. Michael Mosley [2]

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A well deserved cunting for the latest “funny celebrity doctor” is in order if you have the misfortune to hear this halfwit at 0545 hrs on Wireless 4 on Saturday mornings on “his” programme –

Just One Thing. The 21st century Magnus Pyke gives you one idea to make your health and life better. Just a week or two ago he advocated eating Flax seeds (Linium rubra to give it it’s Latin name). You grind up this seed (which is a nice bright garden plant) and put it in your porridge, in your soup, or tea or coffee, stick it up your nose or up your arse and it is “good for you” – it must be because a typical WASPI woman, a typical Wireless 4 listener who no doubt listens to the Archers every day and thinks Just A Minute and Paul Merton is terribly funny, tells you how much better she feels after a week of Flaxology.

Mosely has a prissy, somewhat poofy voice, a cross between Peter Mandelson and Hilary Benn, and like most radio “stars” fancies himself being promoted to TV – no need, he looks as he sounds – a total poofter:

BBC Link.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

57 thoughts on “Dr. Michael Mosley [2]”

    • I will give you that he finished medical school Mosley has never practiced as a doctor and trained to be a psychiatrist. and has been in television since the 80s. Unless it’s a specialism most doctors don’t know a lot about nutrition and diets.

      so yes he does know fuck all.

      • And you know what a psychiatrist is don’t you John?

        A psychiatrist is a doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.

  5. He’s had a tv show, it was bloody awful.
    My wife watched it, so I’d make myself scarce. One of hour of stating the bleedin’ obvious and padded out bullshit. Subjects such as ‘if you eat less sugar you won’t be as fat’.
    Had quite a fit co-presenter brought in, but, being BBC, she kept saying misconceptions.

    • I sat through one of his TV shows. It was like “You are what you eat” meets “1984”

  6. Flax seeds are ok if you’re a budgie.

    Maybe he’s a specialist in budgie health?

    He’d have to be really because his chances of getting me to eat seeds are fuckin nil.

    • Highly recommended. I eat Trill® every day and enjoy bouncing up and down in front of a mirror shouting at myself in a high pitched voice.
      🐦

      • How do we know this man’s a qualified medical professional and not a salesman from the Trill® conglomerate?

  8. He must be a huge disappointment to his grandfather oswald.

    Sorry I ignore any advice spouted by fucking BBC..

    The BBC could do with a barrage of flak..

  9. This cunt is just another Gillian “you are what you eat” Mckeith..

    At least I think that’s the witch’s name,can’t be arsed looking it up.

    Fad diets and stories to scare rich Guardian readers who are afraid they’ll die before they spend their money.

    Herbal enemas all round.

    Good morning.

      • That Princess Di bird used to pay for clear outs, didn’t she?
        Poo fetishist as well, I reckon.

        Just look at some of the blokes she used to hang out with.

      • Her Ph.D. was awarded by a diploma mill college in the US. She has since had to drop the ‘Dr’ in promotional material.

  10. I’d never take health advice from someone off of the radio.

    It’s full of cranks.

    Budgie doctors, climate deniers,flat earthers, Ufologists, gardening perverts, and Seed pedlars.

    I learnt whilst still a youth that anyone asking if you’d like to swallow they’re seeds
    Should be avoided.

  11. In the two weeks since I wrote the nomination he has given two more pieces of advice: play a musical instrument, and last week he was mincing in the kitchen.

    On the subject of musical instruments prolonging your life, he might have a point. A man went to the doctor,and the doctor told him that he only had a month to live.

    The patient naturally enough was shocked and scared “This is terrible, doctor. Is there nothing that can be done?” The doctor advised going to live with a banjo player.

    “Will that make me live longer?”, he asked. The doctor replied, “well – no, but it will SEEM longer”

    I’ll get my coat…….

  12. Only a total cunt listens or watches what the Bolshevik Bullshit Corporation transmits.
    Good morning.

  13. Know what I saw yesterday?
    A Hari Krishna!

    Not seen one in years.

    But this one was like a Super Krishna.
    Built like a tank.

    They all used to be weedy little twats in orange frocks?

    This one looked like he could bench press George Harrison.

    Are they getting ready for a war or something?

    • Many hand cymbal solos ago, I worked over Bhaktivedanta Manor the place George Harrison donated, installing a kitchen..

      Nice people, but kept forcing food on me..
      All vegetarian muck..
      Probably trying to covert me..
      I don’t do ponytails..

  14. Eat your own vomit….. being the caring sharing person I am, when I’ve been feeling benevolent I’ve left a good splodge of this scattered around town over the years for others to help themselves 🤮 if they’ve not been able to self medicate 👌

  15. This cunt is a ex banker who never practised as a doctor and has been a tv producer mostly for the cunty BBC for 40 years.

    All he is bothered about is selling his latest bullshit book, he promotes fasting to lose weight no shit Sherlock if you don’t eat you will lose weight

    • I haven’ t found much about his career in medicine either. Trained as a psychiatrist but became disillusioned.

  16. If you followed his advice on how to live longer , and every fucking month he comes up with another idea you are going to have no time for actual living and enjoying life. Hours in the feckin kitchen and trawling the produce aisles, fitness regime and boring the tits off of everyone about how well you feel and how you’ve added 5 more mins to your life, only to drop dead from an unknown inherited condition. Blokes a smug boring twat.

    • Spot on. If I have to eat lettuce and jog every day to extend my life by a couple if years, maybe, I’d rather not bother.

      I’d rather go out in a blaze of glory, swigging gin, smoking cigars and having a laugh with my mates.

      • Couldn’t agree more Termy. The couple of years you might add anyway would likely be spent in a fragile state being fed with a spoon and having a Romanian wipe your arse. No thanks, I’ll keep driving fast. I’d rather go out in a smoking wreck on the M40.

  17. How can you eat your own vomit if you don’t spew ? Does the cunt mean eat your own shit, which will make you vomit, or cheat by drinking Vimto the anagram of vomit ? Never thought I would say the reverse.

  18. This whole obsession with diet just leaves me cold. Over my many years I’ve seen all manner of foods given ratings by various “experts” ranging from essential to life to being rank fucking poison and then back again. Another bugbear is body mass index. BMI is bollocks. It takes no account of build calculated purely from height. By this measure virtually all rugby players rank as obese. Our elder rates well above where her BMI says she should be. When she was in reception class her party piece was to throw her arms around my thighs, lift me off the ground and carry me across the room. At secondary school they changed the direction for throwing the javelin to a diagonal of the field after she threw a javelin which cleared the fence and landed in someone’s garden. She put the shot yards farther than anyone else. Second best was the games teacher. She’s a doctor now and I’ve sometimes thought she should have specialised in psychiatry. If some nutter got violent she’d have him on the ground in a head lock. She obviously has a bad diet.

    • She made me laugh in a Talking Pictures interview. Probably mixed alcohol in with it, hence the term getting pissed.

  21. Reminds me of that cunt Dr. Alex George who keeps encouraging the Kiddywinkles to open up about their mental ‘elf online. Enabling bastard. Go and see a proper GP. Nobody likes a snivelling bloke, anyway. It’s unbecoming.

    • Sounds like a candidate for a cunting CC. In fact the whole celebrity doctor thing needs cunting, there must be dozens of them all fully trained and whining about mental health or on daytime TV discussing Brenda from Bromley piles instead of being in the GP surgery/hospital. I think they all want to coin it in like Dr Phil in the U.S.

  22. There’s a lot worse media personalities than this fella.

    Some of his programmes down the years have been excellent.

    Michael is an advocate of intermittent fasting and cold showers.

    I can tell you that adopting both of these practices, has helped improve my health and personal well being

    Good Morning

  23. Wiki identifies him as a broadcaster and someone who studied philosophy and politics, economics…. Good enough for me to ignore the ‘good doctor’ and endorse the cunting. I also understand he’s had more medical issues in his life than most… for some strange reason. Perhaps he should practice what he preaches…

    He’s Right up with the ultimate TV Cunt Doctor…. The well known Dr Shillary

    • He’s not as loathsome as Jones is.

      He’s got some way to go before he reaches those levels of cuntitude.

      Dr Hillary “make sure you are wearing a mask while swimming in the sea” Jones.

  24. Not a cunt in my book. I like the guy and he’s written some interesting books.

    Suppose that makes me a cunt thought eh?
    What’s that sound?
    Oh I know what it is….
    That’s the sound of how many fucks I give.

    The level of wilful ignorance on here is staggering some days.

    I’m going for a walk. I might be some time.

  25. With the (McCann) Algarve investigation winding down, the Met police are now focusing all their efforts in searching for him, on the (Greek) Island of Symi, with its crystal clear waters, glorious beaches and charming family run taverna’s. In a statement, the Met said they will conduct a long and thorough investigation, likely lasting all summer.

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