Dead Pool [18]

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Shaun of the Dead who correctly predicted that Simpsons creator, Sam Simon, would be the next dead dude! Simon died after battling colon cancer at the age of 59 and spent most of his money from the Simpsons on animal welfare charities – so the good do actually die young.

Well done, Shaun. Yet another fresh face on the winners’ podium.

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 18.

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

108 thoughts on “Dead Pool [18]”

  1. I nominate-
    bradley cunt wiggins
    chris cunt hoy
    any cunt on a fucking bicycle – it’s a child’s toy, not a fucking sport, cunts

  3. Did anyone have old Percy Sledge?
    Great voice, but that song (‘When A Man Loves A Woman”) is tripe… “He’ll give up all his comforts and sleep out in the rain. If she says that’s the way it ought to be”

    Bollocks to that….

  4. Anyone got (Lord) Greville Janner? If not then please rectify the situation. Only fly in the ointment is that now that the nonce investigation/prosecution of him has been dropped because of his “advanced dementia” there is every prospect of a miraculous recovery.

    • The other way to look at it, Sir Limply, is the undeniable fact that some high profile individuals do conveniently drop dead shortly before being questioned/charged with noncery – Leon Brittan, Lord McAlpine (who owned a remote and very private estate in Italy), etc. Brittan was even buried in an unmarked grave – a highly unusual turn of events for an allegedly distinguished barrister and politician.

      It’s almost as if they hadn’t really died…

      I’m pretty sure that should it appear that the CPS decision on Janner is likely to be challenged or reversed, he too will be “dead” within a matter of days.

      But I’ll leave it there before I stray into thecolemanexperience territory…

  6. So Ben E King has departed this life. Noted Lez has B B King. Down to the powers that be to decide on this one – is it a New Pool or is Lez just an illiterate cunt. If it is a new pool then may I keep me old list please.

  7. On reflection Lez is just an unlucky cunt. Ben E has snuffed it whilst BB is in hospital with a heart attack. Tough cheddar Lez. Almost there though….

  9. Just checking the thread – it seems that everybody also missed “Jonathan Trott’s Test Career”

  10. Damn and blast. Any orf our football statos got Jimmy Greaves? Too late to nab the old cunt now he is in hospital with a terminal ticker I suppose?

  11. Well he might pull through.Not looking likely but you never know.

  12. Terrific striker, Greavsie… Makes Wayne Rooney look like exactly what he is (a sack of shit)…

    June Brown must be knocking on the door now? Aged 88 and a bugger for the cigs…. Ooh, I say….

  13. The next dead pool should be exciting with Jimmy Greaves and Joni Mitchell both appearing to be near the end! Looks like it will be a race as to who can reply first. Of course if B.B King isn`t the next death there will be a similar clamour to get him down first!

  14. Saw Jack Charlton with Bobby and his missus at Old Trafford (Norma Charlton was fucking gorgeous years ago… WAGs my arse!)… Anyway, Bobby is looking worse for wear, but Jack looks absolutley knackered… Also, Tommy Doc is still going at 87…Maybe there should be a special football dead pool, with Sepp Blatter at the very top….

  15. Bugger me! Steady procession orf ’em dropping orf now. Errol Brown (You Sexy Thing) orf Hot Chocolate. Wish I stood to inherit the rights and residuals to that.

  16. Congrats to lez – BB King correctly nominated.

    I’ll have my same five please:

    1: Clive James
    2: Warren Mitchell
    3: Denis Nordern
    4: Denis Healey
    5: Doris Day

    • Noted. I’ll reset the pool later this morning…

      Also keeping my five alive, so to speak:

      Billy Graham
      Hosni Mubarak
      Olivia de Haviland
      Vera Lynn
      Zsa Zsa Gabor

      • Resending, didnt seem to work first time (Apologies if this is repeated):-

        1. George Bush Snr
        2. Barb Bush
        3. Prince Phillip
        4. Bruce Forsythe
        5. Kirk Douglas

  17. Tommy Docherty
    Charles Manson
    Maureen O’ Hara (Now there was a siren!)
    Jimmy Hill
    Ian Bastard Brady

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