Sick Britain

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It’s Monday morning and I’m off to work. “Yes yes I know I’m a hero or a chump”

Get in the car, radio on its the six o’clock news. Always makes a upbeat start to the day.

First up rickets is back, the victorian disease is rampant in cost of living Britain.

Well that’s not good, what’s next? Measles is making a comeback, that could spread across the whole country. Bloody anti-vaxers..

This is depressing, let’s hope we end with some good news?
Oh no workers are reporting high levels of stress..must be down slave driving bosses.

Let’s have a closer look at these stories.
The re-emergence of rickets, has nothing to do with lazy, feckless parents? I’m surprised scurvy hasn’t reappeared.

And the measles outbreak? Where are these outbreaks London and Birmingham well no surprise there. So is it anti-vaxers or backward immo’s?
It’s only a matter of time before the guardian calls measles racist..

And work place stress, has that been brought on by workers finally having to go into the office.
I imagine all the people affected have generous sick schemes.

Try being self-employed in this country, see what that gets you.

This country is now a pathetic shell of its self, constantly blaming everyone and everything for its failures.

But bad news its only gonna get worse, barring a revolution so suck it up snowflakes.

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Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

48 thoughts on “Sick Britain”

  1. I’ve signed off with ringworm. The main symptom is a groin itch brought on by yesterday’s Land Whales header pic. Luckily the boss doesn’t suspect.

  2. Let’s be honest, rickets and measles are a result of cultural enrichment. Funny how the more we import the worse it gets. Media won’t say that though. Doesn’t affect the people that run the country, so they don’t care.

    The sick notes for stress are a piss take. Most people with stress don’t know what stress is, they just don’t like what they need to do to get on in life, whilst simultaneously have no coping mechanisms for dealing with it. What’s worse, we’ve got a health care system that then panders to them. All to sell pills that the GP’s get a kickback from.

    • * I don’t like rickets, oh no,
      I love it!*

      So sang Stockport popsters 10cc.

      I remember having measles as a kid.
      It gave me weird feverish nightmares.
      hallucinations.

      It’s the ethnics coming in that are getting these old school illnesses.

      Little Achmed and mtebe getting struck down with Coco pox and cannibal flu.

      Fuck em.
      Hope they die.

    • I recall once saying to my father that I felt ‘stressed’.
      He responded with the following questions:

      Have you been shot at?
      Have you been blown up?

      Since that slap-down from the old man I have never used the word again.

      If I ever complained about something, his retort would be, ‘fuck up you whinging cunt.’

      Proper Gentleman.

    • Listen mate, we had bubonic plague hundreds of years ago and you lot only just got it 4 years ago?

      Typical Yanks, late to the party as ever.

  4. Funny, when I was a kid if you got the measles or chickenpox other parents sent their kids round to catch it. My brother had leg braces for 18 months after his polio vaccine had side effects.

    All I’ve noticed is that anything is worthy of panic these days, from a strong breeze to winter flu and the amber alert is on.

  5. Being self employed is good for you.
    I’m surprised the NHS isnt promoting it?

    Since being self employed my immune system has fortified and I’ve never been off sick in 10 years.

    When I was employed by someone else I was always off due to splinters, bruised aura, paper cuts and all manner of ailments that afflicted me on a weekend.

    • Me too Mis. I’ve been self-employed for 29 years and only missed 4 days following a hernia operation.
      Self-employment instills a completely different work ethic to employment.

    • Know what you mean Mis. My wife has been self employed for donkey’s years and the only two occasions I can remember her taking the whole day off was to give birth at home. But then again I was always an employee and almost never went off sick. Ah well.

    • I’ve rarely taken holidays. My holiday’s are only for medical procedures. I will work on days i have to see the consultant as i cannot stand waiting at home. I will take time off to dog/house-sitting for parents when they go for their one holiday a year, and a week off at Christmas, which is too long for me as I hate Christmas and New Year but clients are usually off work and have family over.

  6. Cheer up Barry.

    At least we don’t have a vast and ruinously expensive social security system that millions of cunts can defraud..

    Anyway,I’ve got a cold today so I’m off to the dole office to fill a form in.

    There might be a queue.

    Likely pakis..

    Oven.

  7. Morning one, morning all!

    I’m self-employed. Dunno how much longer for given recent events, but still hanging in there.

    MNC and the likes are right. The ethos of “don’t do the work, don’t get the dosh” instills a completely different work ethic. I’ve been working for myself for five years there or thereabouts now and have had probably one or two sick days. Hangovers you have to plough through, too.

    And when you’re down on your luck as I am now, you have to go out and make it happen all again. Is it hard? Yes. Is it rewarding? Fucking right, as nobody gave it to you.

    Granted, things are scarily quiet atm so I’m enjoying the work I have, and the time I have to catch up on a few personal bits I’ve let slide. Nonetheless, I make a point of spending a few hours each day contacting potential clients. Nowt scarier than getting a real job.

    Oh, and stop watching/listening to the news. It’ll depress you. News of any sort – MSM, alternative, whatever. You’ll be a happier person for heeding this advice.

    • As for diseases? In recent years I’ve had sciatica, migraine, and gout.

      The first one’s cured with cannabis. The second you can get thru with US-spec painkillers. The third was the most painful of the lot. It’s funny until you get it.

      • Morning CC👍

        All 3 painful ailments.
        From experience the only one I can comment on is sciatica.

        Get it about once or twice a year,
        Lasts a week,
        Feels like my left leg is hanging off.
        Can still work like but limp a bit.

        Not much fun is it?

      • Fucking shite, mate. Have you noticed all of these are White Man ailments?

        Onwards and upwards! Had a couple of beers with a mate in town who’s been longer self employed than I.

        His words were as follows: “you’re good, enjoy it, learn from your fuck ups!”

    • Yep, I no longer watch the news. I only hear it on radio. 3 minute updates every hour seems about right rather than BBC gormos wallowing over the same story and treating the public like mushrooms

  8. Much as I would love to enrich your society by going to work, the voices in my head have told me not to.

    • The massive job creation scheme thanks to you and your like should be properly recognised, Sam. After all, if it wasn’t for you, think of all the redundancies amongst DHSS staff there would be. Instead, you kindly keep thousands gainfully employed, so thank you for your contribution to our wonderfully enriched society.

  9. I had to sack someone in October last year, lazy gyppo Eastern European. Talked the talk, but so fucking useless, a chocolate fireguard would have been better.

    Almost once a week he was ill, or overslept. Looked like a fucking tramp as he never shaved, hair was always a mess like he had just woken up and was just a general waste of daddy’s spunk.

    In his early 20’s, strutting around with a sense of entitlement that made me laugh.

    Funny how he was never able to hold on to a bird for too long.

    • I found that working with a Romanian lad about 12 years ago, bleating on about the English being lazy. I said ‘you’r’e not exactly working hard driving a van down to Dorset twice a day (from the border between Surrey and Hamphire), with a forklift and blokes at either end’.

      Fucking hell he hated me after that.

  10. Fuck work ethic, years ago work was OK,, now you get cunts on zero hours contracts, others have there contacts torn up, hire and then possibly fire, p&o,centrica and sainsbury’s being 3 of the culprits, fuck them all, stay in bed and phone in sick, and have a nice hard wank as you laugh your head off

  11. Fuck me, you had to be on your deathbed to get a sick note of my doctor years ago.

    “What do you mean, you’ve a broken arm. Get back under those floorboards”…!

  12. I saw a map of the MMR vaccine uptake, all the darkest areas (lowest) were in the big cities.
    Shock, horror fucking surprise.
    Hopefully it will wipe all the cunts out.

  13. I must say I agree, only this morning I saw a “Geordie” with some severe facial disfigurement.
    Seriously though we must think ourselves so lucky that our fading culture is being enlightened with such wonderful peaceful people.

  14. It’s not a mental health issue for the most part, just a lack of fortitude
    Generation Pantywaist.

  15. My sick notes through 49 years of work were three, one for red flu (yes it was real) one for an operation (I handed it in at work and was told I didn’t need it because I could self certify for 6 days or less) and the last one was when I had finally realised that I no longer gave a fuck and when the doc signed me off for two weeks I snatched his hand off, it was for a ‘frozen’ shoulder.

    The welfare state should be drastically slashed, a hard cure for the bone idle and don’t get me started on fucking asylum, how the fuck can Abdul get asylum after being convicted of a sex offence, the home office should be fucking burned.

  16. An out break of sickle cell would make my day, especially on the high seas. The spread of the common cold used to see off the blackies when we first started poker our noses into tribes that were perfectly happy to live in the jungle. But we just wouldn’t let things be and cause an even bigger disease of wanting what we have.

  17. Not sure this cunting really gets to the real issues behind the rise in health problems and it comes across as a bit flippant and ‘i’m alright jack’.

    These problems need a bit more investigation rather than just writing it off as people being soft. Those that are being affected by Rickets and measles are largely children.

    Rickets is brought on by a lack of vitamin D.
    What could have led to this?
    Considering sunlight and pale skin in northern latitudes is an important factor, as well as being outdoors, it might not help if the population are stuck indoors, especially children and those with darker skin, although the problem is most prevalent in Scotland, meaning it’s just as likely to be dietary.

    As for Measles, well if you have a government and media who won’t confront the rise in vaccine related illnesses being reported in medical journals then people are bound to become fearful.

    As for worfplace stress I don’t disagree – i’m self employed as well – but when you tell people they can work from home or just lock them away for six months, don’t be surprised if they don’t return. Half a million people never returned to work after the pandemic.

    On top of these reasons, you have a population of people getting ill because they couldnt have their symptoms investigated during most of 2020. This will include cancer, cardiovascular and respiratory diseases, urinary problems, arthritis and excess deaths are pointing to a genuine problem with health in the population.

    The culture of work in this country could not have simlly changed so drastically in such a short period without the lockdown and shutting down of the NHS over covid, and the failure of government and media to address public concerns about the vaccines.

    Sick note Britain did not simply just happen because people -mainly children as the cunting’s target – went ‘soft’ in the space of three years.

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