I know this nom has probably been done before, but here goes another one because I am a bit hacked off at moaning cunts running to the media and bleating that they can’t afford the presents their partners and/or kids want for Christmas, and that its all the government’s fault!
A lot of these people are spending a lifetime on benefits or have jobs but spent all their time bending their credit cards on flash cars and huge mortgage commitments, only to realise that they’ve got fuck all cash left to pay for expensive Christmas presents such as iPhone 15s or PS5s.
Why these cunts can’t just tell their family members to make do with far cheaper alternatives and be satisfied I really don’t know. Instead they moan on social media that they can’t afford the £500 PS5 their darling son wants and the £900 iPhone 15 their daughter wants (even though she already has an iPhone 14).
I would love a ASUS GeForce RTX 4090 24GB TUF OC graphics card, but neither I or the missus can realistically afford the £7,000 asking price, and therefore I’ll have to make do with something far cheaper and live with it.
Whinging cunts blaming the government and wanting more money to pay for it all just like the handouts they get/got for the Cost of Living crisis and the energy crisis. They want the Taxpayer to pay for their presents and they’d still moan they’re living in abject poverty!
Ho fucking ho!
Nominated by Technocunt.
O/T,
Not only blackies who were slave’s..
BBC News – British Home Children: Antique box tells heart-breaking history
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-67809153
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Still, there is always ‘The Serial Killer’s Wife’ on telly to cheer us up. Oh, wait..it is on a subscription service. Fuck off.
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One thing they’ve all got is more money than sense.
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One of the main reasons I despise Christmas. Commercialised wank. Always preferred Easter. Weather getting better, longer daylight and I can go out and play golf to a sub standard again,
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Good grief!
Has Christmas taken people by surprise or something? Did they not know it was the 25th December?
Save up throughout the year, if you can’t pay cash for whatever, don’t buy it and tell your brat ( Mum in the Mirror) that Santa isn’t real. Manage childrens expectations, that way life won’t disappoint them.
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Our view exactly Jeezum. Our kids always knew Santa was a fictional character and their parents paid for everything. Mind you, I well remember one amusing incident as a spin off of this method. My wife had been teaching the elder one as a little girl the meaning of money and where it came from. When she asked for something expensive my wife told her it cost too much money and we had to work for our money. The daughter’s disarming and immediate response was; “Well you’ll have to do more work.”
Don’t know if you celebrate Christmas Jeezum but in any case best wishes to you and your girls.
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Thank you, arfur.
We do indeed celebrate Christmas, my kids are not of any religious persuasion, but we’ll enjoy a family meal together, tomorrow.
I wish each and everyone of you, Admin, COTY, fellow contributors all the very best.
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How old are these people?
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What an utter utter pile of steaming cunt this ‘story’ is.
It looses any credibility for me when it says ‘an anonymous mother’.
Fuck off it’s just made up.
I didn’t read beyond that but no doubt it will finish of by blaming the evil Tory’s.
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Back in the 60’s I got a blue brick for Crimbo, I played with it for years. Couldn’t break the cunt, only pressy I ever needed.
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Was it a Class ‘B’ engineering brick?
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Cannot afford Christmas? Well, this sums up my thoughts on this cunt of a season. The story has been dismantled, analysed and the bits that woke, entitled cunts don’t like are kicked to the kerb. It’s all about fucking greed, and one-upmanship. What really annoys me is the annoying cunts who will insist on wishing everyone a ‘Merry Christmas!’ Merry Christmas? MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS??? Fuckoff, and die you gammon faced, fake cunt! There, I’ve said it!
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Modern mong parents and their vile spoilt offspring…
When I was a lad, a football strip (Man United Admiral, naturally), a bike, or a Star Trek ship or Space 1999 Eagle was big. The apex, in fact.
Now the little fucks want (and get) X Boxes, iPhones, laptops,t hose bloody scooter things, quad bikes, replica firearms and all sorts. Even the advent calendars now have ‘gifts’ in them to bribe the satanic little sods. Not unlike ‘school trips’ to America and Japan. It’s no wonder there are so many overindulged and tantruming bastards out there. Because since about the late 90s and when corporal punishment was banned, these little cunts have been the tail wagging the dog.
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Me and our kid got United kits one Christmas. Out in the deep snow with an orange ball. Bloody fantastic.
I was Gordon Hill. Our Andy was Stuart Pearson.
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OT. But that Mekon headed ex-bluenose cunt Vincent Kompany can fuck off.
Praising the Premier League’s first woman referee. Calling it historic and other sundry arselicking. Do sod off.
It’s a disaster waiting to happen.You won’t be so enamoured when some daft tart fucks Burnley over with VAR, Vinnie….
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