Fuck me, is there nothing these days that isn’t a crisis? I’m sick and tired of being told that everything is a crisis.
Latest bullshit is the concrete crisis. It’s not a crisis, it a genuine problem that needs addressing but it’s not a fucking crisis.
We’ve had the lot lately haven’t we? I’m sure I’ve missed a few but here’s a list :
The cost of living crisis. Nothing compared to the 1980s but we didn’t have snowflakes in those days.
The climate crisis. Nothing compared to the crisis we’ll actually have when the electricity runs out running all those heat pumps and cars.
The obesity crisis. Eat decent food you cunts. Take some exercise. Take some responsibility.
The NHS funding crisis. Sack the fucking managers and diversity consultants.
The mental health crisis. No wonder the way we’re talking up the other crises!
FFS stop calling everything a crisis! There’s going to be a general election soon and if Starmer and his cronies get in then there really will be a fucking crisis. You heard it here first…
Rt. Hon. Dioclese (still alive and kicking).
A good nom
The crises reported by the media are a distraction from the real crises the media activists are helping create: The egos of these sociopathic narcissists wont let them just report the news anymore
The Censorship crisis; Online safety bill coming in with barely any media coverage. Thee BBC leaning on youtube to cancel certain ‘problematic’ figures.. The BBC and Facebook trying to shut down debate on the efficacy of certain treatments. Perhaps it doesn’t help that the BBC’s ‘fact checker’ in chief, Marianna Spring, didn’t fact-check her own CV.
https://dailysceptic.org/2023/09/08/bbc-disinformation-correspondent-marianna-spring-lied-on-her-cv/
The democracy crisis following Brexit, how parliament threw its dummy out of the pram and sabotaged Brexit, and how cabinet ministers are hounded out of office for saying the wrong thing about mass illegal immigration by a woke civil service and media.
The self-inflicted health crisis facing the NHS because of bureaucratic incompetence.
Prof. Karel Sikora warns of a coming cancer surge thanks to the tardiness of the NHS six months following the pandemic. The effect on stroke, COPD and heart ailments is now producing over a thousand excess deaths a week, and 10% of the population are now on a waiting list for consultations, diagnosis and treatment.
Meanwhile lets invent a crisis about supermarkets running out of food (where) and the far right.
I pay almost no attention to what the BBC , ITV, C4 or Sky say, but much more on what they do, they hypocritical lying fucking cunts.
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China Crisis. Oh no, sorry, that’s just a shit band from the 80’s.
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Whilst I’d agree with that Bob they did one classic as far as Cunty is concerned.
Black Man Ray is a great track.
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“Crumbling concrete crisis” – absolute bollocks. One collapsed panel in an empty room – probably only failed due to some bodging cowboy cunts employed by the local authority at great expense compromising the structural rigidity – but hey the Beeb and Sky can have a field day scaring the shit out of Mirror and Sun readers…..
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