I was sat yesterday in a well know branch of expensive coffee shops, talking half an hour out from a hectic work schedule and hoping to enjoy a bit of peace and quiet from the general work hubub and watch the world go bye.

Only table available was directly in front of this corporate HR assesment type cunt with a note pad and laptop open holding a none too private employee assesment with some young lad of his employ.

I heard everything about his greiviences to do with his colleagues, what he was shit at and what he excelled at and where he wanted to be in a years time. It was as if i was still at fucking work and i was in the interview room with them.

Im paying four quid for a coffee and i listen to people work…wtf? I could have got a cheap coffee out the works vending machine and simply stayed sat at my desk for the same effect.

I made note of names this guy was moaning about and when i got up to leave, i turned to them both and said, ‘i know such and such and rest assured i will tell them what you said about them’ the looks on their faces was worth wasting enjoying my coffee for.

Apparently this is a ‘done thing’ now. I think its cuntish and down right rude.

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Nominated by Chuff Chugger.