Natasha Crown’s Arse
I’d say that having an ambition in life is generally a good thing. Some people might want to travel the world, write a best selling novel, become a millionaire, or climb Mt Everest. It might prove to be unachievable (I can’t see Salma Hayek falling at my feet any time soon), but it can keep you going, and it doesn’t hurt to dream.
But some people have an ambition that can best be described as ‘odd’. Take the case of one Natasha Crown, from Sweden. Natasha’s ambition is, er, to have the world’s biggest bum. Indeed such is her desire to fulfil her dream that she has spent well over £100k on surgery, which strikes me as peculiar given that loads of people spend wads on procedures to reduce their size and weight, not add to them.
Fair do’s I suppose, it’s her money and her body, and I can appreciate the fact that a certain sort on this esteemed site will be foaming at the mouth. But personally, I have to say that her charms are lost on me, and on a good many others by the sound of it, given that the she owns to the fact that she hasn’t been in a relationship for seven years. ‘I scare men’, she moans.
Well I’m not so sure that all blokes are actually scared of you dear, I’d guess that there are those who’d love to give you a go. It’s more the case that most of us just have understandable concerns about getting out from under and living to tell the tale.
Bottom line (no pun intended) is that a huge arse just ain’t a good look. No indeed. I’d seriously have another think about things if I were you.
https://www.tyla.com/life/woman-worlds-biggest-bum-men-scared-276838-20230213
Nominated by : Ron Knee
She’ll be having to put wheels on that arse, if she adds anymore to it.
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While aaaht an abaaaht last week, dahhhn saaaarf, I witnessed numerous wimminz from the dark continent, waddling along pavements with an arse following behind in a different postcode.
Some of them made this Scandinavian nut job look positively normal.
Serious question: how much junk food do these Afro-cunt bitches eat, to get on that state?
🤢🤢🤢
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It’s a genetic predisposition I’d argue.
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That’s the 3rd runway at Heathrow!
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I suppose you’d always have somewhere to park your bike tho.
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Dear God…
That arse needs dynamiting. It looks like a sack of rocks. She should stand for the national Parliament. Four more seats, and she could plonk her Sunday face down.
What a coach-party crash.
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My cock would have to be a couple of foot long to sling one up the dirtbox on her (instead of it ‘just’ being 9″ of course)
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100k, blimey for a shelf arse, she’s mental. Same effect could no doubt be achieved with extra large pants and few packs of potatoes shoved down there.
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