Helen Thomas – Mad Controller of Radio 2

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Some of you may be familiar with Helen Thomas from the curious case of Alex Belfield, when she was in a different job, but her stint as radio 2 controller has seen the station slowly being turned into a ‘hen party’ as it narrows its desired audience down to ‘mood mums’, AKA funking Karens.

BBC bosses have replaced Chris Evans, Simon Mayo, Steve Wright, Paul O’Grady and now the PopMaster himself Ken Bruce, with a host of chavs;: Zoe Ball, Sara Cox, Scott Mills, Rylan Clarke and that ventriloquist dummy of Gary Busey, Rob fucking Beckett.

According to the daily mail, Ken Bruce asked the bosses to stop making him play tuneless dance music but to no reply. It’s also quite incredible that they’d forgotten to offer him a new contract. I think they just wanted rid of him to get another wimminz in to complete the station’s metamorphosis into BBC version of Heart or Magic.

What a load of cunt.

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Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

58 thoughts on “Helen Thomas – Mad Controller of Radio 2”

  1. So that’s why jacinda (shergar) ardern quit, or is that her twin sister sea biscuit.

    I’ve neigh time for this, put on crazy horses.

  2. Ken Bruce is taking Pop Master with him- what sort of management allowed such a colossal cock up ?

  3. Never heard of her, but if CP’s calling her out that’s good enough for me.
    Sounds like a typical BBCunt tosser.

  4. “Ventriloquist dummy of Gary Busy, Rob fucking Beckett” – genius CP.

    This Helen Thomas must have a thing for cunts with unnaturally white teeth beaver teeth hiring that other cunt Rylan Clarke as well.

  5. Chris Evans, Steve Wright, Paul O Grady? No loss there. The other cunts mentioned in the second paragraph? No thanks. Waste of a couple of million a year.

      • Doubt it. Salaries for replacements will be lower, and the money saved will be pumped into the BBC’s diversity and inclusiveness agenda.

    • I’m not so sure that their salaries will be lower. They will have an initial period of lower pay and then ,hey presto, complaints will be made by the newbies claiming some sort of discrimination. Have a butchers at the nomination for the barber who was sacked for not turning up on Mondays.
      We are fucked!

    • Tanning n*ggers indeed – marvellous stuff. They don’t make ’em like that any more.
      Sadly.

      • I googled the lyrics and they’ve got negroes rather than ni**ers. Mind you even negroes would get you sacked by the BBC.

    • Nobody should loose their job over a word slipped out from a ninety odd year old recording that sounded inaudible. That would mean empty studios if the anagram gingers were mentioned, who do suffer severely under the sun, where the anagram of gingers don’t.

      • It’s still not clear which noun came first. Both hurtful words towards both blacks and reddish haired people. Only the people with ginger hair have to suffer the stigma, where darkies won’t ever need to.

      • It’s still not clear which noun came first. Both hurtful words towards both blacks and reddish haired people. Only the people with ginger hair have to suffer the stigma, where the others won’t ever need to. Why ?

      • Sorry Uncle Mort, (if you don’t mind me calling you that) It was a reference to what Sam Beau said earlier and thought I’d stick my oar in.

  7. Quite right. They want to rebrand as the BBC’s answer to Heart FM.
    Might as well. 99.9% of telly is for wimminz now, why not radio.
    Cunts!

  8. Mrs Terry sometimes listens to these cunts.

    Personally I’d rather listen to Shamither Begum narrate the tales of the Arabian dosser camp for savages and murderers.

    • If Shamima Bigbum worms her way back into the UK, you can guarantee there’s a job at the BBC waiting for her. Like that peaceful bint who was given – cough – sorry, who ‘won ‘that Bake Off bollocks, Bigbum will be everywhere on the Beeb.

      And the sad ting is, Tez, I beileve it could happen….☹

  9. Ken Bruce takes it up the ass anyway.

    I fucking hate Radio Dick Jocky’s, they all think they are super special – especially that irritating ginger cunt Evans.

  10. Never heard of any of these people.
    Does this mean the Light Programme no longer features the BBC Midland Light Orchestra accompanying the Mike Sammes Singers in ‘Sing Something Simple’?
    Good grief, this could be the end of the British Empire.

    • They never recovered when ‘The Billy Cotton Band Show’ with Kathy Kay and Alan Breeze finished.
      Sunday lunchtimes have never been the same.

      Afternoon all.

      • This talk of old style radio got me thinking about singers from yesteryear. That Karen Carpenter (RIP) was a fine singer. Her brother was an irritating useless cunt, mind. Still is…

        Karen was also quite fit when she had a bit of meat on her. I loved her tits in those tight T-Shirts.

    • It gets worse.
      I’ve just found out that Mr Eden is no longer Prime Minister. Apparently he had a spot of bother with some malodorous Arab chappie or other and had to resign. Those coolies really are getting above themselves, aren’t they? Time was when they knew their place and jolly well stayed in it if they knew what was good for them.
      Ah well, we’ll just have to see how Mr Macmillan gets on as PM. Personally I think we’ve never had it so good.

    • “… the Midland Light Orchestra accompanying the Mike Sammes Singers in ‘Sing Something Simple’…”

      Whoosh! immediately back 1966 and Ma Chops waltzing around the front room to the theme tune… thanks Geordie… she was a geordie lass too, from Chopwell as it goes.

      • Too kind, Jeezum, old sport. Just kept away from posting due to Gordon (Is A) Moron’s proliferation of bullshit and shit-stirring and, well, I’m sad at Dick Fiddler’s departure. This site should be an oasis of humour and sanity, and he and it have had me in stitches, frequently, but, some whining fuckers are spoiling it, especially with this ‘Report Abuse’ function. I’ve got a pretty good idea who, too. My opinion, alone.

  12. When I tune in to Radio 2, all I hear is inane pop music, then some gobby voice pretending to have a good time. It might be Sarah Cox. She has a voice fit for underwater. Fucking horrible.

  14. The cunts have that inane cacophony R1, so what does this deranged bitch do? Turn R2 into another R1. BBC are total and utter cunts. Thank fuck for Planet Rock and Classic fm.
    Good evening.

  17. I started to go off gaydio 2 when nigel ogden aka the organist entertains was let go, mark radcliffe and stuart maconie were good as is or was steve wright in the afternoon, a cosy familiarity to it all. Remember matthew bannister and what he did to radio 1 back in the 90s. Sometimes highly paid cunts dont know best. Boom radio now all the way.

  18. Radio 2 is now toilet, but I think a few of the names above were long gone before this bint turned up.
    Cris Evans in the morning and Simon Mayo in the evening are the reason I switched to radio four on the commute.
    Annoying, not quite as.

  20. Once the great Ken Bruce goes, Radio 2 will die a death. I bet the cunts sack Whispering Bob and Johnnie Walker and all.

    Sara ‘lots of’ Cox is brain dead.. A fucking babbling imbecile and a complete cunt.

      • Evening, Herman.👍

        I’d have prefered Jim Ratcliffe, and it still might be him. But the Glazers will sell it to anyone as long as they get a big payday.

        If the Qatari boys take over, it will be funny to see Pep Fraudiola and his Gorton Globetrotters shitting themselves…😀

        Also, every Glazer collaborator – Fergie, Gill, Crerand, Macari etc should be kicked out of the club for good.

  21. Ken Bruce was the last decent thing on Radio 2 worth bothering with.

    Been a fan of his show for many years but you always had the sneaking feeling that Ken was on borrowed time, such is the sheer cuntitude of the Beeb and it’s general contempt towards the licence payers who actually help keep them in business. The cunts.

    Fuck them.

    I notice good old Jeremy Vine seems to keep surviving – like the smarmy politically correct cockroache that he is.

  22. Piccadilly Radio 261 in Manchester was the greatest radio station ever.

    Mike Sweeney, Phil Wood, Dave Ward, Tony ‘The Greek’ Michaeledes’, Pete Mitchell (RIP), Becky Want, Tim Grundy, Joe Fish, James .H. Reeve. Great stuff and always good music and football coverage (Reeve and Tommy Doc (RIP) were great together). Sweeney loved his music and his job, and his ‘Sixties Classics’ show was always worth listening to.

    Timmy Mallet was a cunt though. A prototype Chris Evans.

    • James .H. Reeve and then James Stannage did the nightly phone-in slot on 261. Reeve was better at it, but Stannage was great at winding up the array of saddos, gobshites and not rights who phoned in.

      Paul Nolan was a regular caller, and he was one of the biggest cunts of all time. Probably still is….

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