Victims of Perceived Racist Language

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A fuck me, whatever next cunting for these poor victims.

BBC News link

The police used code word ‘Banana’ for this kid, who happened to be mixed race. Now, given that whoever issued the code probably had no idea who the patient was and that the code may have been randomly generated, it seems that the word ‘banana’ is now racist. The reasons for this are lost in the realms of victimhood and shoulder chips.

However, Yvonne Yew, editor-in-chief of Reading’s Caribbean Express News, said:-
“The password banana is inappropriate. “It indicates that the person has to be black and of colour, and normally you would associate bananas with a monkey. That’s the association that I got.”

Yes, that is an insight into the thinking of victimhood.

Good thing they didn’t use the word ‘Field’ or the US university of woke would have brought a case on their behalf.

Compo is already setting in for the family and their local greengrocer is being picketed.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

(They’ll be banning bananas in supermarkets next! – Day Admin)

81 thoughts on “Victims of Perceived Racist Language”

  2. Preposterous. Monkeys and apes have the intelligence and dexterity to open a banana, whereas your average inner-city black, does not.

  3. Bananarama
    Banana splits
    Velvet underground album covers,

    We’ve been offending sooties this way for years and it needs to stop.

    Have some sensitivity towards them.

    Password – Pubehead.

    SortedšŸ‘

  6. You have to have a grudging respect for their ability to find offence (and compensation) at non events.
    On the other hand they could just shut the fuck up.

  7. The fuckers are gonna be really upset when they realise the van that hit him was a kia bongo.

  8. When I read the links that accompany these types of storyā€™s Iā€™m always left thinking thereā€™s more to it.

    My Cuntdar bleeped when I read that it was the Police who issued the code word for his hospital room.

    So why are the cops involved thereā€™s more to this storyā€¦..

    If you follow Al-Beebs links itā€™s all there.

    This was no young chap going out BMXā€™ing heā€™d been specifically targeted and there was many others involved.

    Now forgive me for a minute but Iā€™m thinking youā€™ve got to have been a little bit of a naughty boy for someone to go out of their way to run you over then run you over again.

    Funny isnā€™t it that thatā€™s whereā€™s the real story is not some random password thatā€™s been generated by a computer because thatā€™s actually how these things really happen.

    I see Professional Standards are investigating the incident which Iā€™ll hold judgement on as they are the same inept cunts who investigated my mate over a Death In Custody incident and initially found there was No Case to Answer but after 4 years and intervention of Uman Rights Lawyer cunts said he would have been dismissed without notice had he not retired.

    What are they going to findā€¦. That the computer was racist. I wouldnā€™t bet against it.

    Racist language randomly generated by a computer, George Orwell missed that one.

  9. Eventually everything will be racist. You know why? Because that’s the way they want it and like it. The humourless chippy cunts and perpetual victims are defined by their ‘oppression’ and offence at more or less everything. Soon, the words orange, apple and lemon will also be seen as ‘racist’. Even if there is nothing there, they will make it up anyway. If anyone keeps ‘racism’ alive, it’s them.

    As for Yvonne Yew? She is the one implying that the mixed race kid was a monkey. She’s the one who ‘saw’ it. She’s the one who said it, nobody else did. Fucking shit mixing slag.

    • I’ve spoke to Yvonne about this.
      But we failed to reach a resolution.

      Yvonne – ” systemic racism is at the heart of..”

      MNC ” monkey want a peanut?”

      Yvonne ” as I was saying ,
      The legacy of slavery and the culture of empire”…

      MNC -” UNGOWWA!!
      CHEETA UNGOWWA!!

      Yvonne ” I feel your deliberately offensive.
      And as a person of colour “..

      MNC. “camptown races all the doodah day!”

    • Spot on Norman.

      On the whole those crying ā€˜waaaacistā€™ are white middle class cretins because theyā€™ve worked out thereā€™s money and fame in it and have almost to a man never read up on the issue at hand.

      But here we have something that looks like itā€™s styled itself on a 1970ā€™s PG Tips advert levelling the accusation.

      Hopefully sheā€™ll be dead soon.

      • These woke zealots never do any research, Cunty..

        I saw some Loose Women bitch on the TV once. And she was bleating on about how Rising Damp was ‘soooo racist’.

        First off, I doubt said tart had even watched a single second of Rising Damp.

        Second, Rigsby often ends up on his arse, while Philip (the black lad) is sophisticated, pulls the birds, and he often had the last word. So, what was racist about that?

        These cunts just see a black person in a 70s or 80s TV show, and they immediately think it was racist without even checking it out. But it seems that getting facts right and a bit of research is too much hard work for these woke shitheads.

      • Love thy Neighbour, Rising Damp, Fawlty Towers, Not the Nine o Clock News and Iā€™m sure many many more sit coms and comedy productions found their inspiration in taking the piss out of people who found the subject matter funny.

        John Cleese wrote FT after visiting a hotel in Devon in the early 70ā€™s where the owner was beyond rude to his guests.

        Love Thy Neighbour and Rising Damp were written to highlight the everyday racism that existed in British society in the 1970ā€™s and poke fun at it.

        Spitting Image and Not the Nine O Clock News constantly pushed the boundaries but there was no malice, they simply they took the piss out of out right cunts.

        When the Racial and Religious Hatred Bill was being proposed Rowan Atkinson and John Cleese were at the forefront of opposing it and campaigned for changes as it would make historical content punishable.

        They made the point that their comedy was created to take the piss out of racists / misogynists/ bigots / and every other ist out there but in this new world order rationality has been lost and as you say Norman everything is now racist.

        Still I guess it detracts from whatā€™s really going on.

  10. I don’t want to put a lot of brain power into trying to figure out coded slurs. I prefer good old fashioned, straight forward easy to understand slurs like, bastard, mongrel, half breed, Markleoid…

    • One of the best things about language is it evolves and humans have the capacity to play with words so they mean the same as the word they replace but nobody could cause you of using an offensive or racist word.

      certainly in the U.K. there are a number of words which are undeniably offensive (to pussys) and racist.

      ISAC provides many examples of such wordsā€¦ā€¦.

      Parking Stanley is a very common example and I use Boon quite a bit and in my everyday existence I often use the word Gook which I believe the Americans used in Vietnam to describe the Viet Cong but to me it means something entirely different.

      But as Morgan Freeman said ā€˜if you want to stop racism just stop taking about itā€™

      • Hey Cunty,

        My response to you vanished. Apparently, I used too many straight forward racial slurs.

        The term you reference is believed to have its origins in the Philippine Insurrection.

      • Itā€™s a great word General.

        Gook. I like it mainly because what it means to me and the fact it goes over the head of most people.

        Iā€™m just thinking ahead hereā€¦ā€¦..

        If banana is racist then surely Jeff Bezos has a fight on his hands.

        Canā€™t believe heā€™s got away with it for so long.

        Maybe MNC could go back and interview the thing from the PG Tips advert to get her thoughtsā€¦ā€¦

        Just in case you donā€™t get the reference in the 70ā€™s and 80ā€™s a famous brand of Tea called PG Tips used chimps in their adverts filling the roles of human beings.

        Enjoy.

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z5em8lQAcvg

      • First I heard the term “gooks” was in The Fugs great 1968 song ‘Wide Wide River’.

        šŸŽ¶
        River of shit
        River of shit
        Flow on, flow on, river of shit

        I’ve been swimming In this river of shit
        More than 20 years, and I’m getting tired of it
        Don’t like swimming, hope it’ll soon run dry
        Got to go on swimming, cause I don’t want to die

        Who dealt this mess, anyway?
        Yeah, it’s an old card player’s term
        But sometimes you can use the old switcheroo and it can be applied to …
        Frontal politics
        What I mean is …
        Who was it that set up a system
        Supposedly democratic system
        Where you end up always voting for the lesser of two evils?
        I mean, was George Washington the lesser of two evils?
        Sometimes I wonder …
        You got some guy that says,
        “For God sake, we’ve got to stop having violence in this country.”
        While he’s spending 16,000 dollars a second snuffin’ gooks! šŸŽ¶

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=svPDzNO6GQk

      • “gook” means person in Korean. Presumably, it’s a hangover from the Korean war in the 50s subsequently used in the Vietnam war.

      • The problem with those Korean and Vietnamese epithets is that the American solider was so fucking idiotic that they didn’t know that those slurs were offending the SIDE of Korea and Vietnam they were HELPING.

        Americans are the WORST at warfare, aren’t they? They just don’t, “get it”, they think that the more you hurt, kill, destroy, the greater the victory. They aren’t laughing now, though, that country is FINISHED. Why are you still there, Gen. Cunster? Get your arse over here, pronto.

      • Many years ago an American gentleman told me that helicopters were invented for throwing gooks out of.

    • “Moon Crickets” in reference to “diversity” is one a few like-minded chums and I use when out about.

      Spades, too.

      In private quarters, all bets are off! An Englishman’s home is his castle after all.

    • I love bananas.
      Full of potassium.
      Good for you!šŸ‘

      And easy to eat if you’ve not many teeth.

      But mainly I like them because they’re racist.

      MLK was eating one when he was shot.

      Whitney Houston used to use bananas as crackpipes.

      And Nelson Mandela had a banana tattoo on his shoulder.

      Herbie Hancock the jazz spaz was called Herbie because he’d go bananas.

      Bananas are the sacred fruit of Africa.

      • No! No! No!
        Thatā€™s Coconuts.
        So named, as they resemble the bonce of a sub-Saharan AfricuntšŸ¤”

      • šŸŽ¶
        I like to eat bananas
        ‘Cos they got no bones
        I like marijuana
        ‘Cos it gets me stoned šŸŽ¶

        Man, 1972.

      • I love bananas too. Especially in the latter stages, ironically just before going black and eaten at the identical shape of a crescent moon. The skins take the longest to decompose during the time of miserable blackness. What is there to complain about now ?

  12. Like so called ‘naughty’ words that people take offence to, I think they should also publish a list of ‘rascist’ words that we can avoid, or just delete them altogether like 1984.

    • But if we do that, they will just find more words to be offended at. They will do it until there are no words left. These cunts love to be offended and looking the victim. They have to have an enemy or an oppressor. It’s the way they want it.

  13. If anybody makes a reference to horses around me, I automatically think they’re alluding to my giant wanger.

    Next time, I might litigate. They can’t foal me.

  14. Harry Belafonte never had any issues with bananas.
    I suppose thatā€™ll be banned one day.

  16. As usual the stereotypes are perpetuated by the eternally offended “gimme” ethnics.

    Frankly it’s extremely tiresome,worthless and utterly baseless.

    Dealing with such puffweight bollocks is just a distraction from the real issues which are largely caused by the nightmare of multiculturalism..terrorism,child rape,illegal immigrants,benefit fraud,knife crime,drug dealing,foreign cunts being cunts that need gassing etc..

    The narrative that this shit is worthy of our attention is beneath our country,once upon a time we would wash our hands of the dead weight of this vile crap…by killing the fucking lot of them.

  17. Ok, we will go with Appleā€¦.

    No dat is da racist, is you sayā€™n dat I canā€™t have da banana cos I is black!

    These sub primates are never happy šŸ˜‚

  19. The problem isn’t the media, it’s people ENGAGING with the media. Clicking on that BBC link in the opening post just fuels this fire. It amazes me to see so many BBC links on this site, when the BBC is one of the MOST HATED THINGS by people on this site, yet time after time, I see BBC links and links to corporate news sites. Oh the irony. Yeah, let’s give the things we hate most the most attention and maybe they’ll stop, go away or change tack! šŸ˜€

    Play a record…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gmiHkNdi2c

  20. The long percieved “fact,” that eating too many bananas in one day could kill you, was eventually ridiculed. At one time consuming only 6 of these yellow things, could put your daily potassium level up to a dangerous level. So you would need to eat a hell of a lot more. Banana’s are good for you. & believe it or not, they are not racist, which makes a change, in todays everyday life…..Bwana!

    • I am restricted to one banana a week because I already take potassium citrate twice a day for kidney stones. But I can understand someone who chooses not to be associated with bananas. They’re yellow and they’re bent, and who wants to be compared to a gay chink?

      • I can’t have bananas now. Too much potassium. And I’ve got to take these phospate binder pills every time I eat. A pain in the arse…

  21. Interesting that the Banana is now ā€œracistā€ I suppose the Banana has to be racist as the main variety grown throughout the Banana growing areas is a British cultivar therefore has to be fascist. Though a particularly nasty pox has been spreading throughout Banana world killing of this paragon of British endeavour so a replacement is being trialled that has less colonial input. The Germans are very fond of Bananaā€™s and have a bit of recent history regarding ethnics.

  24. šŸ‘ Good innocent days those Hanna Barbera cartoons Mis. But when I see someone in a costume like that today, with a smile on their face, I do wonder.

  25. Off topic fellas but it’s the Superbowl tonight.

    The greatest show on earth to some.

    A bag of American shite to others.

    Futuristic Rugby League to me.

  26. Obviously the Cunt falling shy of the law was a Coconut. Not a Banana.
    Nothing racialist about it. The Copper just employed an incorrect moniker.

    Will try and stay awake till yer morning time to join in the days Cuntin’.

  27. Fuck off you silly slapper.

    I’d have used the codeword: Cafe Latte – cos he ain’t bleck and ain’t white.

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