The Football Points System

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So, if you’re a fan of football you can worship your team like a god. But the points system is broken. If you’re team works their arses off and draws every game because they honestly try they can potentially be done over by a team who wins one and loses one. WvLvWvL = 6 points. DVDVDVD = 4 points. (For those who don’t know, its currently 3 points for a win and 1 point for a draw – DA)

So you can play better and get a draw and be on less points. Doesn’t make any sense. It should be 4 points for a draw and then 9 points for a win. It would up the tempo for decent football.

If you’re a hardcore football fan you’d probably be against it but I feel it would improve the game rather than the boring shite we have to put up with as moderates.

Play to win, not to draw. You cunts!

Nominated by: Clown Clown the Cunty Man

55 thoughts on “The Football Points System”

    • I have no interest in football but they should have a panel, like on Strictly (which I also have no interest in), which awards extra points for artistic interpretation, or some such bollocks, when one of these highly paid tossers falls over.

    • sorry mised that I was taking a knee and putting on a rainbow armband?

      what was that?

      fuck football, a game for cunts played by cunts watched by cunts.

      I’d sort.out the whole system in 1 match. But you must burn down FIFA

      • Oh dear yes – had all that at the Emirates yesterday. Gayness shoved down our throats, kneeling (stupid cunts all clapped) and a piss-poor effort from over-paid tossers. I don’t know how much longer I will carry on.

      • @LC

        Are the dozy twats still doing that?

        Having said that – the Arse did display the largest by far of the Sasha Johnson banners in the corners of the stadium during the “pandemic”

        Wonder how much the club received from NGO’s to display something as disgustingly cuntish as those things.

  2. Manchester City should be demoted to the northern premier league..just saying..

    Oh and Gary Lineker is still a massive cunt.

      • And Fraudiola said if there were any kind of financial shenigans at the Emptyhad, he would fuck off and keep his ‘integrity’.

        He fucking won’t though, because the baldie bastard has no integrity.

        I’m on a roll….

      • Don’t forget that he also supports the EU despite their shameful treatment of Catalonia in 2017.

    • Lineker makes my stomach turn. When he met Diego Maradona, Lineker asked him about that ‘Hand of God’. Diego was basically unrepentant and didn’t give a toss. But Lineker ended the exchange with ‘I blame the referee and the linesman. Not you’ in the most creepy and arselicking ‘old mucker’ voice imaginable. Spineless cunt.

      • The Gorton Globetrotters should go to Hades as quickly as possible.

        And Pep Fraudiola can fuck off and all. He’s just Brian Horton with more money and better drugs.

      • Too right, Baz. City are the football version of Jimmy Savile. Everybody with half a brain has know those corrupt fuckers have been at it for years and have chosen to turn a blind eye. The media should have investigated and exposed them years ago

      • Should have got Terry Butcher to meet him .

        I’d say Shilton but the guy is a laughing stock these days and I’ve seen better hair on a coconut

      • Lineker claims to think the world of Sir Bobby Robson (RIP), yet he was so far up Maradona’s arse.in that interview. The same cheating pill popping coke sniffing slut screwing fat little cunt who robbed Bobby of a serious crack at the World Cup.

        Oh, and that shithouse Lineker should have scored an equaliser in that very same match. So he let Bobby down and all, the cunt.

      • The Berties from the Boo Camp are priceless.

        The Bitter blues honestly believe that Aguero, Kevin DeThingy and Mekon Vinnie arrivedthere because they dreamed of emulating Goater, Niall Quinn and Dickov….

  3. I agree with this nomination. My team won today and should have been awarded nine points which would have put them in with a good chance of automatic promotion instead of a play-off place. The sooner these new rules are implemented the better.

  4. I fucking hate football, all this prancing around, hitting the deck for slight tap like they are dying, and i thought the ball had to be actually in the little corner section not outside the line, cheating cunts. I just dont get it.

  5. It’s not like they are the only corrupt cunts is it.

    There are only ever two teams done for match fixing in the history of the top league and neither of them is Man City

      • The Manchester City FC museum is a great day out.
        Amongst the iconic football memorabillia is

        Uwe Rosler’s Stormtrooper helmet

        Jim Tolmie wig and moustache

        Francis Lee bog roll

        Peter Swales toupee

        Curly Watts specs

        Oasis Beatle Wig

        Glyn Pardoe’s crutches

        Plus a video of the greatest ever Maine Road goal.
        Radi Antic for Luton Town in 1983.

      • City are fucking shite basically.

        Blackburn Rovers all over again but with a few more quid.

        In all seriousness, where were they before the dodgy oil money came in?
        Similar to those other cunts over in Paris.

        Fucking nobodies on the domestic front let alone the European stage. And I include PSG in that as well. Olympique Lyon were the dominant side over there while PSG looked on from further down the French league.

        City were the epitome of mediocrity and nothing more than that – surviving on romantic stories of yesteryear.

        The fact that this money has came in and they have egregiously purchased every part of their new found success from Arab donations is horrendous.
        Great if you were a long suffering City fan (and I knew a few) but dodgy as hell for any other followers of the game.

        Watching or listening to so called pundits and experts eulogising these fake cunts is pathetic.

        Money grabbing here today gone tomorrow cunts like Guardiola, De Bruyne or Haaland wouldn’t have been anywhere near the place without the spoilt Arab playboy donations. And they fucking well know it.

        Enjoy it while it lasts.

        Hopefully Manchester City will be a division below Carlisle United if justice is done.

        Imposters. Nothing more nothing less.

        Newcastle United – take note.

      • I wouldn’t be entirely surprised if Juve went bust. They’re completely fucked. Good riddance.

  6. I couldn’t give two fucks about ‘footy’ or it’s mountain of overpaid managers and players that have lost all touch with reality and the working class people the sport was supposed to reflect (yes you Rashford you CUNT!)

    The best result for me would be a shower of comets hammering out of space and smashing into every stadium in the premier league at exactly 15.00hrs on a Saturday afternoon. Literally vapourising all 22 overpaid (98% negroid) wankers and the stadiums full of the brain dead cretin sheep cunts who are more concerned watching this shitty kids game for 90 mins than the fate of their own country which is being overrun with foreign criminals and is being governed by 2nd generation immigrants who are also massive criminals themselves.

    Football and all the fucking idiots that follow it thus keeping the likes of Lineker and Saint Rashford in business can royally go and fuck themselves.

  7. I love the idea I had once had about how to cram in more football.

    You build a FUCKING MASSIVE PITCH AND STADIUM on an elevated platform above Britain and then you play EVERY match at once for an ENTIRE WEEK and see… not how who wins the league, who cares, you watch to see all the other fans kill the Scousers.

    Yeah, there are a LOT of wild ideas about developing football over the next few years, decades. Many of them… from cunts like me. But football is as it always was: put the ball in the net in a spectacular way, then go to gang rape.

    • FIFA will expand the Club World Cup in a few years from 8 teams to 24. Are there 24 teams in the world of the quality of Real Madrid, Bayern and, err… Celtic? Hmm. The Mexican teams are great, that league is mental, I’ve seen fans throw javelins at each other!

      There is never a buzz over the Club World Cup, that’s why no one bough the rights this year, it was put on FIFA.com. And how would you decide who the best 24 teams from six continents are every four years? A massive coefficient ranking table? Headache inducing.

      But seeing Rangers play a team whose fans are mental would be great. Those fans being Celtic fans, who turned up anyway to the Rangers v Napoli game at Wembley just throw broken glass at them, eye for an eye style! 😀

  9. Palace, Millwall and West Ham should have points deducted just for being a load of cunts and breathing the same air as me.

      • Apologies, apparently the Hammer was 22 not middle aged. The Daily Fail had suggested the gobby one was calling the Hammers fans 50 years old. Still funny how he got his comeuppance with a fat busted lip & teeth.

  10. Off topic but interesting to see the scousers kicking off last night over an alleged incident involving the city’s recently arrived hotel dwellers.

    It’s been described as “far right” by the media as you’d expect.

    No smoke without fire.

  12. I played in a football match once and have to admit that it was quite fun .Half of us couldn’t afford proper football boots with studs so everyone was sliding around all over the place.
    We had some wankers at school and one kid told us that he knew of someone who badly broke their Tib and Fib during a game accompanied by a sickeningly loud crack and loud crunching noises. He thought that the victim was a really dirty bastard because he said the word “fuck” whilst being put on the stretcher.

    Most schools seem to have a kid who ( at the age of 11) considers himself to be a leading expert on sex. I remember one such cunt who asked if we knew what a “ marrying stick” was.
    He told us with great confidence that on this remote tropical island, when someone is getting married the chief gets out this piece of wood “twice the thickness of his knob !” and pushes it up the bride to be’s fanny.
    Whenever we asked him where he got all this info from he said that his dad told him.
    Strange indeed.
    Back to football, what is it with these sad cunts who can quote the scores of every league match in the last 50 years together with the names of all the players (and no doubt, their fucking dates of birth) ?
    I can’t believe that I have managed to have a successful and contented life without this essential knowledge.
    By the way, Baddiel and Skinner are insufferable cunts.

  13. The header pic shows Boris playing “Headerball,” an alternative game to football, where only the upper part of the body is used. Short term involvement can lead to dementure, with bouts of lying, forgetfulness & dam right dishonesty, & it therefore classed as a ‘dangerous sport.’

  14. I watched the recent Sunderland Game in the dayroom last week. How can these fuckers communicate on the pitch? Few if any, speak the same language.
    As for the points system I haven’t a fucking clue It should be win or not win and any losers simply passed into the crowd for summary execution.
    BTW, How many bangles do these fuckers earn each game ? Or is it still cooking pots ?

  15. Just ban football. The overpaid prima donna’s can go and dig for lithium and cobalt.

  16. And why oh why does it often go to 90+7 extra time. Just play 90 minutes you cunts then you might think shit i have to get the ball into the onion bag within the alloted time or i may lose this pantomime.

  17. I think bonus points might work. Keep the 3 pts for a win 1 for a draw and 0 for a loss, but perhaps add a point for winning by a 3 goal margin and a bonus point for a clean sheet (winning team only, not for a bore draw).

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