Sol Campbell [3]

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A huge cunting for the deluded, fuck-nugget that is Sol Campbell.

Now, Sol was a great player in his day, but my word, what a weird, arrogant tosspot he is.

First, when he retired, he blamed fucking racism as the reason he wasn’t made England captain for longer, and not the fact he is an incoherant dunce who couldn’t organise his turds into the pan, never mind a fucking offside trap.

Then, he decided to put on a comedy posh, upper class accent (which made him sound even more retarded than he already does) and tried to become a Tory politician, and run for fucking London mayor; the twat even went on TV and complained about proposals of taxing the rich more, because the reeking tapeworm thought it was ‘unfair’.

Next, he tried to become a football manager, but since he is thick as mince, has no grasp on how to hold a conversation properly, and is generally fucking usless, he was found to be totally inept and out of his depth. But can you guess the reason the this skidmark gives to why he hasn’t succeeded in management? Yep, you guessed it: racisim. Nothing to do with fact you’re a remedial, dribbling coconut Sol.

Well now, Mr. Campbell has decided to take to Twitter, to come up with NINE reason rant why he should have been included on the New Year’s honours list!

What a class act this stray pube is. Seriously, fuck off Sol, you irrelevant, washed-up, deluded, immature cunt.

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42 thoughts on “Sol Campbell [3]”

  1. Never mind Sol, there’s always next year…….

    COURT CIRCULAR
    1st January, 2024
    The King today visited Mr Sol Campbell, resident at St Arsene’s Lunatic Asylum, North London, where he is receiving treatment for Walter Mitty Syndrome.
    In recognition of Mr Campbell’s modest achievements as a footballer and abject failure as a football manager, the King awarded him the CBE (Chippy Black Egomaniac).
    Mr Campbell ventured the opinion that, upon the death of Queen Elizabeth in 2022, it was he (Mr Campbell) who should have become King, and the only reason he didn’t was because of the institutional racism of the British Monarchy and State. Not wishing to offend, the King agreed.
    Mr Campbell remained in his straightjacket throughout the ceremomy and was later returned to his padded cell.

  2. Let’s face it, he has as much right to a honour as any cunt who actually got one. The whole system has been a farce for years.

  4. Anyway why does he want a racist award.

    And for what he’s services to race baiting.
    Malteaser headed cunt

  5. I could guarantee that if this cunt was not gifted at football the way he is, he would have either been a one star McDonalds employee serving hamburgers or in nick for being a vicious stabby cunt like most of his London ilk………
    The only recognition he should be given is for being a tired little fart who people see as irrelevant now that Vanessa Feltz is probably better at football than this has-been-cunt.

  6. A gong. For what? Services to self unawareness?
    The only thing he is right about is the giving of gongs to the undeserving which, ironically, would include himself.
    I heard he went all posh when he was shagging that Kelly Hoppen bird.
    I’d have loved to have been a fly on the wall when he was trying to sound intelligent at one of her posh dinner parties.
    Stick to what you know son. Which obviously ain’t a fucking lot.

  7. It is a difficult thing to get an honour, unless there is a newspaper bandwagon clamouring for it.
    You have to get 4 mates to think you are worthy of it (I suspect Campbell hasn’t got 4 friends) to fill in a nomination form and then it is scrutinised for about 2 years before an announcement is made. The only time I was involved in a nomination the bloke died before it was announced. As his Mrs. said probably a good thing as he would have been insufferably pompous about it. His nickname down the cricket club he had run for 50 years was Captain Mainwaring.

  8. I think he’s slightly undervaluing himself…why settle for some MBE or CBE when the likes of Michelle Mone and Tom Watson were elevated to the House of Lords.?

    • PS…Sol married house-builder Laurie Barratt’s interior designer granddaughter….together they renovated and furnished a stately home in Northumberland…it was,of course,a delightfully understated and tasteful renovation.

      • Did they buy it from you Dick? I suspect you have one or two stately homes going spare.
        Interesting that Sol is married, and I know that doesn’t necessarily mean he isn’t, but I always assumed he bowled from the pavilion end.

      • I remember hearing some scurrilous rumour about Sol and Wor Cheryl’s beard….Ashley Cole. It involved Sol and Ashley finding another use for the “vibrate” made on a mobile phone while sharing a shower.

        I,of course,immediately demanded proof from the purveyor of this wicked rumour…proof came their none.

      • PS….I would never sell property to such types…although I might,in my will,have left the field next to the new-build Incomers’ houses to The Gypsy Council

    • I wouldn’t be seen dead with a CBE or MBE…I’d be frightened of being mistaken for a retired lollipop man or dreadful middle-management paperclip- counting civil servant…..plus I’d be frightened that Prince Edward tried to bum me at the Royal garden party.

  10. Is that Shreck in blackface?
    He’s a Campbell and therefore born of original cuntishness.

  11. Nonetheless, it was a bloody great goal he scored for England against the Argentinian peasants in 1998 only to be disallowed by the Argentinian Federal judge, I mean, unbiased, impartial, fair referee.

  12. I tell you one thing, he would have made a better Mayor of London than the present sack of shit and that’s for sure……and the sack of shit who went before him.

  13. Why isn’t he a BBC or Sky pundit, surely he can’t be as thick as Rio or Micah

    Looking at the header, was he the model for early man figure in the natural history museum, worth a CBE in my book 👍

    • Micah fucking Richards is never off the fucking telly. The cunt does punditry for SKY, BT, international premier League feed, Amazon Prime, Channel 4, BBC, ITV and fucking MFI.

      Greedy bastard.

      And he’s fucking shite. Plays the big, jolly black man and they all want the cunt on.

      I’m sick of the sight of the fat, ugly cunt.

  14. Funny how these cunts shout about racism,potentially ruining some poor cunt in the process but also desire accolades from the same sort of cunts who are allegedly involved in some gigantic racist conspiracy.

  16. To be fair to big Sol – at least he attempts to be a bit more of a sophisticated gentleman.
    He doesn’t talk in that ridiculous fucking accent that seems to be so popular these days amongst der yoof, BBC continuity announcers, advertisers and the likes.

    Plus he’s partial to a game of Chess.

    It’s probably why he hasn’t received a gong yet or never gets a regular gig as a footy pundit.
    He’s the wrong type of effnik innit.

  17. What is it with these pond life footballers ?
    Why should he be in the New Years Honours list for what ? Same as that cunt David Beckham who thinks he should be a Sir probably for standing outside for over 2 hours in a queue so he could file past Mrs Windsors body lying in state ? Get a life there are hundreds of other folk more worthy than either of these pair of twats for honours 👎👎

    • Message for Miserable Northern C
      Yes mate I’m absolutely fine now recovering well after my motorbike spill good to be back on here 👍👍

    • Campbell really is a deluded cockwomble. Racism my arse. Tell that to the likes of the great Gary Sobers or Mo Farah. He’ll be looking to be made UK ambassador to the UN next.

      Morning all

  20. An average defender. I’ve seen better. Another deluded twat who thought he was Bobby Moore. Same as the bell end Rio Ferdinand. Another average player who got lucky. He’s a bit deluded is R Sol.

  21. This twonk doesn’t know what it wants. Just wears the same gormless expression. Can’t tell whether its shit itself or not. Just ignore the cunt.

    • Dd he not get paid for playing football? In that case yes, I think he should be included in the honour’s list. For what it’s worth. Given the choice I’d take the money.

    • When trying to put in a tackle against a good goal scorer, he wouldn’t know whether to have a shit or a haircut.

  22. Let me guess… Not enough black managers, not enough black players, not enough black chairmen, not enough black fans, not enough black tea ladies.

    Cunts like this uppity treeswinger are never satisfied, and whatever you give them is never enough. They expect to jump the queue simply because of their skin colour. It also shows how soft blacks have become. In the 1960s, they put up with a lot more, yet they had guts and fought their corner. But now, they are mardarses, who expect a free pass at everything, sympathy in every situation, and to jump the queue over everyone else, regardless of talent or ability. And they all do this. From proper ones like Sol Campbell and John Barnes, to counterfeit ones like Lewis Hamilton and Megain Mantis, Playing the victim, that’s all they ever do,

    • Hi Norman, I think these blackies are getting a bit nark over being knocked down the second class pecking order by the new wave of dressed up irons and fairies, mixed in with the lettuce, bacon and tomatoes, with some gurken thrown in. I think they’ve had it and this bad winter of sickle cell might just finish them off.

      • Alright, Sammy.
        I think you’re right pal. I also think the blacks are pissed off because they are no longer the favourite child of the woke loonies. BLM was all the rage during the lockdown, But that – and they – has had its day, with the dark ‘uns usurped by pillow biters and trannie freaks.

  23. To be honest, I’d forgotten all about this dense knuckle dragging wanker, the only award he deserves is from his Masser for polishing his cock.!

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