Tony Fucking Blair (27)

As I sit and watch my children play I have been reflecting on the past, how (to me at least) the 90s were an incredible time; the time of my adolescence, people genuinely couldn’t give a fuck about anything, the pubs were full, life was good and television wasn’t a constant finger wagging about climate change, race and all that other bollocks – even Attenborough was good . Trans was something to be ridiculed, like in Crocodile Dundee etc etc. And then it got me thinking “Where did it all go wrong?” And I’m fairly sure it did on May 1st 1997 when Blair came into power. He is the point of origin for all that is wrong with modern Britain.

He is the fucking Devil! I’m going to list some reasons why, but I’m pretty sure a collaborative list below from all you other counters could fill a tome:

– “Education, Education, Education” In his snobbery of people with no degrees he insists everyone should go, causing universities to create absurd degrees for their tuition fees and flooding the job market with graduates who are commonplace and therefore diluting the value of a degree, not to mention starting the hive of illiberal echo chambers these once great institutions have now become.

Devolution; that went well, didn’t it? To garner more votes (and therefore power) he has led the Union into anything but, with lunatic socialists at the helm and interfering at Westminster.

The EU. If you hear his argument to why we should remain it is all about influence (and therefore power) not in the interests of the people. There is also the fact that he held us even more accountable to The European Court of Human Rights. His wife was rather high up in Matrix Chambers; a law form that specialised in Human Rights, go figure, but I bet she let him fuck her in the arse for that one.

Good Friday Agreement. Something never sat well with me when he allowed terrorists to be freed. I appreciate it was a big picture thing, but nonetheless it annoyed me.

Iraq. Nothing bad ever happened from that, did it?

Multiculturalism; the start of everything that has eroded the British way of life. From 28 languages on NHS publications to ghettos formed in our cities and towns to suppression of white British people who disagree with what has stemmed from this misguided idea.

– Making politics trendy with his (and Campell’s) ‘Cool Britannia’bullshit and celeb parties at No. 10. Once Twitter turned up that was it; all the fuckers in Parliament want to ape this.

Spending it all. Liam Byrne’s confession say is all “There’s no money left”. Inherited a country in the black, left it fucked.

The Millennium Dome. What a load of cunt, another waste of money on his ego trip if what he thought was right but no normal person believed in. Thank fuck capitalism rescued the venue and made it a very successful enterprise.

Any more reasons why he’s the worst of all cunts please add below.

I shall have a celebration when he dies.

Nominated by: Fortress Cuntimus

111 thoughts on “Tony Fucking Blair (27)

    • If my doctor gives me six months to live this cunt is going with me, trust me. I know about his 24 hour security but when you’ve got nothing to lose how hard can it be to get close enough to do the bastard?

  1. Rubbing the rights noses in diversity. And everyone bloody one else who didn’t ask for it. Nice one Blair. You fucked us royal now we have lost our country because of it.

  2. ‘Things can only get better’ was the song at the time. And people believed it because the tories at the time were awful and corrupt.
    Looking back now, they seem squeaky clean and competent compared to the current shower of shite in government.
    So we can expect Joe Public to go for Sir Queer with the same gusto because they haven’t the sense to see the big picture.
    Looks like the country is terminally fucked following Blair’s legacy and the shit show the tories have followed up with.

  3. Blair and his ilk were the beginning of the end for Britain. We’ve had 12 cunting years of tories and the establishment is still resolutely Blairite.

    Instead of voting Tory or Labour let’s vote Oxford or Cambridge and then see what happens in the Boat Race with the result of the race weighted 80% towards deciding the victor of the election.

  4. I blame the Catholicism. His Messiaism. The Globalism. (Universalism) (another word Catholic). The Cosmopolitanism. Everybody’s the same-we all have a soul.
    Saving the world.

      • Know Jesus Miles?
        5ft 5in .
        Or there about.
        That was the average height for a bloke then, in those parts!

        Only little, struggle to get served in the pub.

        And he was 6lb 4ounces when born.
        The had a weigh in the manger….

      • Not an ounce if Patriotism.

        The time he grabbed the Queen’s hand for old lang syne said it all.

        All grist to his mill.

        The ‘Global Insitute’. The hubris of that.

        Cosying up to Israel. As though they gave a fuck. Cosying up to the Arabs. The rich ones. Ditto.

        Internationalism gone mad.

        ‘Hands across the water’ shit.

        The only people he didn’t cosy up to the ordinary Englishman.

      • Evening Miserable.

        I’m on a roll.

        Geirge Bush Sr didn’t understand ‘the vision thing’.
        Blair was and is all Vision.
        That’s why so dangerous.

        Yeah

  5. I’m voting for whatever looks like dividing the HoC, be it Independent, Vernon Fox, whatever.
    After being a lifetime Labour voter, I don’t trust or want them, any more than I do the Contrick party.

  6. There’s not much here about Blair’s more recent crimes against integrity. Such as the deeply dodgy conglomerate of companies he set up – just before he jumped the parliamentary ship – to obscure the financial interplay between his international lobbying, the public funds he accepted from numerous governments for his vapid “advice” and influence, his pious “faith”-based charity and his ambition to suck at the international aid teat in Africa.

    Such as making friends with the Uzbek arsehole Islam Karimov. Who boiled opponents alive.

    Such as being funded by Abu Dhabi to “advise” Serbia, after bombing the fuck out of it 16 years earlier.

    And come to that, simultaneously representing JP Morgan, the Abu Dhabi sovereign wealth fund Mubadala, Zurich Insurance and BP.

    He consolidated these (10) companies, which were engineered to be completely opaque to any scrutiny, into The Tony Blair Institute for Tony Blair….sorry…for Global Change, in order to climb on the globalisation bandwagon. Employing over 200 wonks, this has representatives in half the unstable and corrupt regimes in Africa, as well as issuing vapid statements of opinion on any current issue to any hack likely to publish them

    I’m doing this from memory: I still have uncollated records of Blair post-2014, when his latest biography finishes. These deal with his connection with the pro-Sisi Egyptian billionaire Naguib Sawiris, probable war criminal Paul Kagame, and a raft of corrupt African leaders – but these show a distinct tendency to lose power a year or two after Tony infiltrates his TBI minions into their civil service…

    I could go on for quite a while. The cunt is completely immoral, a sleekit opportunist, the biggest political cunt in my lifetime, and after 2006 did absolutely nothing of any use to the country which enabled him.

    You cannot cunt him enough. Or for that matter his disgusting wife.

    • vapid “advice”

      Utterly vapid. How he has achieved alk th8s destruction with his ‘talk’ I will never know.

      Mind you he was described as the ‘great communicator.’
      I never bought it.

  7. Bonio (Diddyman supercunt from the U2 Jam Butty Mine) gives Satan Blair a monumental arsetonguing in his new book.

    Bonio heard that Blair was in a college band called Ugly Rumours (and there are some!). And the Paddywood Diddy says that he talks to Blair about how he could have been a rock star. Bonio claims with a straight face that Blair had the talent, charisma and (don’t laugh) the looks to make it in the rock game. Now, I know old dog biscuit is well known for talking shite, but even he has surpassed himself.

    • With his alleged musical talent – Blair should have started up a band with himself on lead guitar and vocals.
      George Bush on bass and Vladimir Putin on the drums.

      The Killers. (before Brandon Flowers came along)

    • Bonio loves his dodgy political types, doesn’t he? Both Clintons, Satan Blair, the Obamas, those Zelensky y slags, the Mandelas, that Burmese bitch.

      He likes them, of course, because they feed his monumental ego. Cunts like Clinton and Obama treated Bonio like he was some great thinker and political heavyweight. But I notice it’s only Democrat and Labour type cunts that want to appear cool and trendy. Both George .W. Bush and Big Don rightly didn’t give old dog biscuit the time of day and thought he was a cunt. But your dickheads like Blair and those bling bling Ukrainan turds lap up celebrity and look like total knobs trying to get on down with rock stars. Satan Blair and Noel Gallagher being especially sickening.

      Can anyone imagine Maggie entertaining Bonio? Mrs T would have sent the fucker back to the treacle butty mines. She wouldn’t even let the cunt clean out the Downing Street bogs…

      • They actually are convinced that Bono is a genuine leprechaun that has gold and magic potions hidden in a tree in his garden, so they keep hoping he gives it up, but as he is a tight-arsed bog-trotter, the charade has gone on for fucking ages and soon Bono will be Epsteined.

  8. The sooner this cunt Dies the better, I will take a day off without pay to toast the passing of this gigantic turd, it’s a toss up who hate the most, him or his grotesque Bitch.!!

  9. I have already suggested that Googling Tony Blair Institute…
    Is an interesting glimpse into an ego the size of a planet.

    Pity the size of the brain doesn’t correspond.

  10. This is Phoney Tony………the cunt got into power thanks to Rupert Murdoch suddenly switching the support of the Sun from the Conservatives to his lying arse. Blaircunt repaid him by fucking his wife. Murdoch and Blair, they deserve each other. Absolute trash.

  11. If anything, retirement should be LOWERED to 60 for both men and women by 2035. Working week should be 35 hours, too. 5 x 7-hour days, maybe even 6-hour days. Studies now show that very little efficiency-to-productivity gets done after 2pm. Get rid of lunch, just have a 20 minute break in the morning and a 20 minute break at 12pm, then fuck off at 2pm and get other shit done, relax, work an extra job if you feel like it.

    We need to create a cooler, more relaxed working world, but one that is still competitive and people put in maximum effort. The whole 5 days of 8 hours, 40 hours, overtime of an extra 12-24 hours is idiotic in this day and age.

    BIG CHANGES are coming in Britain. It will be a battle of compromises as all such changes are, as when the industrial revolution began, the 40 hour week came in, Labour party came in, women’s rights, Wanking, Sucking and Fucking in Public Act of 1967, skiffle music boom, continental style lager replacing ale in 1985, Eric Cantona playing England in the tennis in 1992, Teletext being banned and replaced by the Information Super Highway by AOL modems in 1994, foreign food being eaten in 1997, for the first time since the Norman Invasions, Hong Kong becoming independent from the Jews also in 1997 and then 21st century came and Sikhs blew up the Empire State Building and blamed it on the Palestinians, a Jew-killer became Pope, a gay Neegro Muslim became leader of America, then that bloke off The Apprentice, Alan Sugar became leader of Britain and build a wall between England and Scotland and a lesbian troglodyte socialist declared war on Ukraine and her son was all on crack cocaine and now it’s 2023, so shut your face and enjoy what comes next, ya pleb.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sSofokAIiw

      • As I say, BIG CHANGES coming to Britain as they have in EVERY century since King Alfred defeated the Vikings. It’s going to be ace!

  12. All that money and yet has teeth like Elizabeth the 1st. Cant the cunt afford a Dentist? There are many punchable faces in this world, but his is one I would gladly wipe off the face of it. Cunt is too nice a word for him.

    • “It may have changed a bit since my day”…….yeah, you changed it you fucking cunt.

      • Okay longer answer: who fucking cares. Bilderberg Group? Not important. Just some powerful cunts gathering together. How is that scary? Tony Blair being there tells me that ANY bellend can get to be there. I could probably get there if I licked enough arses via email, but when you get there I fuck all happens. Only people like Alex Jone$$$ think it’s important.

        I’m not impressed by “conspiracy theories” I’m into esoteric knowledge that can be confirmed and put into practice, like mediation, alchemy, secret Earth locations, proper diet, etc. I’m not into stuff involving Jews eating babies and Elvis being Bigfoot! 😀

  13. A majestic piece of cunting Fortress. It’s early in the season but surely a nomination for cunting of the year?

  14. Very good nomination, the England I knew died the day that utter cunt was elected.
    I know the end is coming because the rot that he and his gang of wankers started is still going strong and shows no sign of being zapped by reason and logic ho hum.

  15. I have had a long think about this topic.
    BLIAR IS A SMIRKING CUNT OF THE HIGHEST ORDER.

  16. Apparently, the Rolling Stones had a big row when Jagger got his knighthood. Keef’s view that Mick should not accept an honour off the same establishment who tried to destroy the band via Redlands and the News of the World.

    While Charlie Watts said to Jagger ‘How could you accept anything off Tony fucking Blair?!’
    RIP Charlie Boy.

  17. Sounds like a great night out but, having lived through the original, why would you bother? I doubt if any Titanic survivor shed a tear for Leo DifuckingCaprio.
    Another cunt.

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