Move over Tiny Tim, you need to make room ( and lots of it) for this downtrodden starving person.
There’s going to be plenty of hardluck sob stories in the news over the next few days / weeks / months because nothing sells better than misery in the press these days.
Oh dear, someone said hurty words / failed to use my preferred pronoun, and so on, and on……
But this actually made me laugh out loud. My immediate thought was, missing a few wouldn’t hurt, you absolute heifer.
Nominated by: Jeezum Priest
Seconded by: CuntyMcCuntface
Seconded.
Have you seen the size of the munter FFS.
One can only imagine her sprogs either don’t eat anything put in-front of them or are over ordering at Domino’s.
Shameless fucking oxygen thief. How can you expect anyone to take you seriously or have one ounce of sympathy when you’re weighing in at 20 stone at 5’ 2”.
Fuck off you fat fucking feckless benefits scrounger.
Leftovers 😄
As if.
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Aye MNC.
She went all Monty Python’s Yorkshiremen there.
Leftovers? Luxury. In my day, we had t’ walk barefoot 20 mile t’ landfill under sniper fire and take us turn after seagulls and rats.
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Judging from what I’ve seen with my own eyes over the last week, there is no cost of living crisis, people are busy travelling in their cars (fuel), out in the pubs boozing and filling up in the supermarkets like there’s no tomorrow.
Parsnips, Carrots, Sprouts and other veg, 19pence a packet yesterday. At that price you could purchase them in bulk, peel, wash and freeze portions to last well into the new year.
Whilst business are undoubtedly profiteering and blaming Vlads Special Operation, who knew everything we consume was made in Ukraine?…. the fucking media and lefty politicians are stoking the fear porn boiler and cunts like this are manna from heaven for them to run a sob story.
Season of goodwill, not for me.
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As Norman Tebbit said, “Get on your bike”.
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Just a week before he was made incapable of leading by example due to some Semtex up his Frankenstein arse.
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She will eat the bike
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If the kids are anything like her, I don’t expect them to leave any food for her
Unless it’s Veg
I don’t think there is a lot of veg in a Big Mac
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What about the leutace.
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Surely the BBC are missing a trick here. How about a reworking of A CHRISTMAS CAROL for screening next Christmas?
Starring Victoria Walker as Emily Cratchit and The British Taxpayer as Ebenezer Scrooge. Oddly, Bob Cratchit doesn’t seem to appear in this version.
Tiny Tim is now Hefty Tim, as it’s a racing certainty that all four sprogs will be fatties too. Only available on widescreen.
God bless us, one and all.
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Plus, one peaceful ten pat boons and an evil whitey. Bound to attract BBC dosh.
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only available on IMAX the enormous fat cunts
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What are we supposed to do, have a whip round? Why do the media insist on trying to guilt trip us?
Fuck off.
Oh, morning all!
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In case of power cuts, break glasses and render down for candles. Same for her offspring, it would be too sad to leave them as orphans.
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Fat fucking pig ugly fucking cunt who has never gone without food in her whole p*ncing life. Who the fuck shagged this nightmare?
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Two different [persons of colour – edit] (one heroin dealer, one crack dealer both rapists), the paki from the shop in exchange for the Lambert and Butler and Fray Bentos pies she had on tick and didn’t pay back and a Kurdish cab driver (who promised to show her the world, then promptly vanished after doing his bag deep up her fat, unwashed shit box)…or her Everlast clad, piss head neighbour with learning difficulties who she manipulates for his disability money.
You see, in the world of romance, there’s someone for everybody.
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People seem to feel entitled to everything they want or have always had. Life is a fucking beat down sometimes. Adjust, adapt, be thankful for what you DO have and stop begging others to keep you in some comfort zone you think you deserve.
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Any idea why lots of these greaseballs tie their hair up there? Is it to keep it out the way of the constant flow of food?
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It’s called the “Croydon Facelift.” It saves you having to wash and brush your hair. Much favoured by chavvy slags.
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For me to reach the same size as that slovenly tub of lard ridden diarrhoea , I’d have to put away a lot more than I do now. Probably four times as much. My weekly shopping bill including popping out for bread and milk is about a hundred quid, so using logic, the fat shit must be doing 400 quid a week on grub.
So, 400 a week on grub and it’s skint and hungry? Bollocks is it. It’s a fat, bone idle ponce. The only thing id give that thing for Christmas is a good fucking hiding with a belt across it’s porcine hide.
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Leftovers. Go fucking hungry in my house. I have to make sure I keep moving so my 14 year old boy doesn’t eat me.
Doesn’t look like she’s eating leftovers to get that huge. It’s what your benefits are for..feed the kids, heat the house and pay your rent. Everything else is a luxury. All seem to have iPhones and Sky TV.
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This fucking bucket of lard perpetuates her own ‘oppression’.
Incapable of taking responsibility it actually goes on the TV to say she’s starving and can’t afford Xmas when clearly she’s a size 18 +.
And then there’s the lefty fucking liberals that encourage this clap trap.
Sometimes I genuinely wonder if these cunts at the BBC or wherever are actually taking the piss out of them as opposed to appearing benevolent and Tory bashing.
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This scrounging oxygen thief eats her kids “leftovers” from a trough the fat cunt.
Which fucking mental/s slung their porridge gun up the wizards sleeve is the question that needs answering
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What really grinds my gears is that it all seems to be such a fucking shock to them, you know, Christmas the cunning bastard, sneaking up on them like that.
As a fellow cunter has already posted, try tucking a few ££s away throughout the year. It not rocket science, it’s self restraint.
Fucking grow up! This country isn’t your mother, get a job!
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Fuck the fat cunt.
Survive on the stored fat in your arse cheeks.
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It should think it’s self arsehole lucky something wanted to shag it just looking at it gives me erectile disfuntion
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She has a moist, leaky fishy Vag inside the leggings and Peacock knickers.
Tis the season of goodwill. I think, at the least, Cliff could do is go round there, kiss the hooded boatman, find a cure for cancer, but sign the family allowance and promote himself in a woke extravaganza. Cameras on him at all times, of course.
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She has a moist, leaky fishy Vag inside the leggings and Peacock knickers.
Tis the season of goodwill. I think, at the least, Cliff could do is go round there, kiss the hooded boatman, find a cure for cancer, but sign the family allowance and promote himself in a woke extravaganza. Cameras on him at all times, of course!
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