Film Critics

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A nomination for shill critics and over-generous star ratings for films.

I first noticed this when I used to read Empire, the film magazine. There was a trend towards giving the big, crowd-pleasing films from Hollywood four or five stars. The same happened with melodramatic ‘Oscar bait’, even when it was terrible.

Nominated for eight Oscars? slap 4/5 stars on it.

I’m not exactly a film snob (i’ve seen more of the Marvel films than an adult would dare to admit) but some of these reviews make it quite obvious these critics are getting some sort of perk from the studio. It’s the only way they could find any of the recent Star Wars films palatable, or any of the recent awful series being made by SJW cunts.

Sadly, when the critics aren’t brown-nosing studio executives and directors they find a way to critique a film based on their liberal politics.

‘Transformers’ (2007) was shit for all sorts of reasons, but I remember Mark Kermode bringing up his sixth-former understanding of American politics to criticise Michael Bay and his films in general. Those criticisms may have been valid in a general sense, but not pertinent to the actual film. He also banged on about the way Megan Fox was leered at by the characters and the camera as ‘problematic’.

It’s a film for teenage boys you greasy, rockabilly cunt! Give the Marxist-feminist film theory a rest.

He’s since dribbled over unfunny tripe such as Don’t Look Up, because it’s actually about Trump and his voters, isn’t it? It’s such a brilliant satire! Aren’t we clever… Orange man bad!

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

124 thoughts on “Film Critics”

  1. Sharknado 5
    Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
    Piranha 3DD
    Sharknado 4
    Godzilla vs Mecogodzilla
    Sharknado 3
    Shindler’s List

  2. 99.9% of films made these days are garbage; there’s nothing to critique. Most films and TV suffer from The Message so badly it’s a distraction to the tiny slither of good bits.

    Film critics, what are they good for? Absolutely nothing!

    FYI, The Kompinsky Method is a good watch on Netflix- a nugget of good in a pile of woke garbage and drivel.

      • Kominsky yes, not Kompinksy lol

        Not heard of lookmovie2 – thanks – will check out their library and see if it’s a good subscription. Netflix is getting expensive for very little content I want to watch.

      • It’s in 480p but you select 720p. 1080p costs you a subscription. It gets less pop-up ads. The main one I use is…

        https://www.actvid.com/

        But you need a proper ad-blocker like Ad-Block Plus or you get insane amounts of pop-up ads. But if you use Ad-Block Plus as I do, it’s a great site. Buffers sometimes, but it’s in full 1080p for FREE and always looks great and they get the films the quickest and have obscure films on there unlike most other sites. Enjoy, Cuntologist! 😀

      • I used to watch VHS snow so 720p will be just dandy.

        I’ll give Maverick a turn on that actvid, yaay.

  3. The endless remakes that are butchered to fit a certain ideology really grind my gears – Ghostbusters (2016).

    What a fucking shit-show that was.

    • Indeed it was, Harold. They should have called it Ghostmunters. Not a fit one amongst them. It was the usual Femstapo remake fodder. A sprinkling of ugly po-faced titless dykes, the take no sheeit muthafucka’ feisty’ black gobshite, the obligatory repulsive fat slapper (usually Rebel Wilson), and all the men it it (white and straight, of course) are there to look like knobheads. Utter bollocks of the highest order.

      • As the Critical Drinker says on his ytube channel, the way modern films write female characters is severely lacking.

        I think back to Linda Hamilton in Terminator and Terminator 2 and she was a strong woman and showed her vulnerable side. We saw her struggle and deal with adversity.
        She was also tough and didn’t take any shit, but it wasn’t done in a preachy way.
        I also thought she was sort of hot.

        Same with Claudia Black’s character in Farscape.
        https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/stargatevalmal-900×1205.jpg

  4. And that Obi Wan Kenobi thing that came out recently… Fuck me…

    Ewan McGregcunt was diabolical as Alec Guinness. And the less said about the shouty chippy ‘but not all bad’ dark personage, the fucking better.🙄

    • Alec Gui Ness was just fantastic, a real pro. His George Smiley was out of this world, as was the entire BBC Tinker, Tailor. In the days when they could do things properly…

  5. And anything that is ‘retro-80s’ like Ready Player One, Stranger Things etc is utter crap. I’d still gub Winona Ryder, mind….

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