I usually find all the political shit I need in Starmer’s barmy army, but I have to make an exception for this bullying, incompetent, shady copyright infringing do nothng slimy excuse for a minister.
Our Grant, after having been found out in a number of dodgy businesses under an assumed name, would have been much better left on the back benches where he could have operated his scams, much in the way the unlamented Keith Vaz did.
He has had numerous and various ministerial posts, all of which he has ballsed up, but now, we come to what must be the nadir of his third rate career:
Low battery: Britishvolt on life support in blow to UK’s tech ambitions
Britain is – perhaps was – at the forefront, on the cusp, of a genuine and innovative new industry, but like TV and computers before them, what started in the UK is likely to be taken over by the Chinks, Japs or America.
The situation is this: Boris promised (I am sure in good faith) £100 million to Britishvolt to develop high volume battery production for all the electric cars the eco loonies are forcing on us. It’s a scam but we deserve to cash on it, as it is an international scam. They needed the first £30 million payment, and oily Robert Webb lookalike Schapps turned down their request, which means the company -IF it survives – will probably have to sell a majority controlling share to an overseas corporation.
How on earth did this greedy, self-centred excuse for a man become a minister for anything?. I wouldn’t even give him Minister for Culture, Media and Sport, where all he would have to have done was to grin inanely in front of the Lesbian English Football Team, and perhaps sniff their knckers in the locker room while lubing himself up for a good wank.
Just as :Labour destroyed ICL* in the late 60s which was taken over by the Japs then broken up to make it pointless, so Schapps is likely to do with this new industry and I assume Rishi and Jeremy Cunt will let him do it, while they continue to tip money into the bottomless pit that is HS2 which will allow businessmen to get to Birmingham 18 minutes quicker.
What a motherfucker!
* ICL – International Computers Ltd was an amalgam of Lyons, Sperry Rand and other small UK computer manufacturers. doing steady business which the brainless Tony Benn thought would be “better together” – he was wrong – they all pulled in different drections and finally it was such a basket case one of the Jap manufacturers bought the remains for a pittence. I know – I was there.
Nominated by: W.C. Boggs
(More here about ShitShapps and his checkered history – Day Admin Daily Mirror Archives )
I read with mild amusement that after denying he had a hidden second job under a false name but being found out by one of his inquisitive constituents he had to admit to “over-firmly denying” it.
What a total cunt.
Still at the trough though despite being a thoroughly corrupt liar eh?
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In a parliament full of shysters and cunts, this arsehole has been flying under the radar for a while, hence his virgin cunting. Like a bit of dogshit unnoticed on somebody’s shoe and tramped into the House of Commons.
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It was more to what use the money was intended for and what it was actually going to be used for that caused Shapp’s withdrawal. I agree he is a cunt…..but on this occasion he did protect the abuse of our money, so I’m not cunting him for that.
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Tory scum .
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Good point well made Chuff. I foresee the decision not to throw money into this enterprise being seen as a wise one. The main reason electric vehicles are not going anywhere (pun intended) is that after well over a century of intensive research we have not yet developed a decent secondary cell. The weaknesses of the batteries we have are legion, including excessive weight, great cost and length of time to recharge. I used to think that there would arrive an “Emperor’s new clothes” moment but I’m now thinking that the eco crap will go out with a whimper rather than a bang. Look at what has been changed following thirty years of climate jamborees and it actually amounts to not much. I think the explanation is that the politicians can see that if they really push it, when the electorate can no longer keep warm and find that their well developed car has been replaced by something barely advanced from a 1960s milk float they will get off their arses and throw them out. WTF would they do then? It’s not as if they could do a proper job.
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Oh, and Grant Shapps is a twat, as was Tony Benn.
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A little additional evidence that Shapps is capable of doing the right thing, here:
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/other/grant-shapps-blocks-sale-of-microchip-firm-to-chinese-company-over-security-fears/ar-AA14c4sz
So maybe the ICL analogy…and what happened to ARM under Philip fucking Hammond – the Japs sold a piece to China – isn’t quite true.
(Thanks WCB, I wondered why ICL entered the Memory Hole.)
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Under the description of smug cunt in the Oxford dictionary.. oily looking turd..
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Dirty sleazy loadasmoney cunt fuck.
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Yet another Leech on the public finances.
Corrupt little cunt should be exposed for the undisclosed 2nd job and be made to pay back the taxpayer money he got as an MP whilst he was working on his side hustle.
Fucking horrible little parasite wants sacking from public office at the very least…………
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Dirty sleazy loadasmoney cunt fuck.
I am in a bad enough mood today as it is, going to fuck over to BBC comments to start stirring shit up.
Hoo-yah.
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Good for you Cuntus! give it a stir for me.
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Politician = Cunt
Why?
The majority of voters = Cunts
That’s how a representative government works.
If I ran for political office the only thing I would accomplish would be ruining the lives of me and those I love. I’m too honest and principled.
Hell I couldn’t even stand working for the government at the wage grade shop level. Quit after 13 years.
I bet I end up in prison one day. Probably for being white and unvaxed or some such shit.
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I couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery, we should team up 😂
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The Right Honourable Grant Shapps indeed….a Faginesque chancer who peddled a “Get Rich Quick”virtual pyramid-scheme preying on the gullible and desperate….and yet so low is our opinion of politicians,his behaviour hardly seems ( or is) exceptional.
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Cunt Shapps has enough shit on most of the Con Party to ensure his survival. How else can such a fucking moron survive his own incompetence.?
I don’t like politicians, and Shapps ( Like Hunt ) are likely the worst specimens ever to crawl from a seminal tube
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What I’m glad about is he looks like one. Definitely looks like and talks like one.
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Another weapons grade cunt. Oven him!
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I’d like to use him as a punchbag, wearing oven gloves.
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Yip couldn’t agree more. Gas mark 10 should do the trick.
Odious sleazy despicable mackerel scented cunt.
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Schapps needs a pork pie hat, a fat cigar and a Del Boy style fur collar coat to complete his look as “a businessman and entrepreneur”.
Michael Green was his alter ego. A multi-millionaire web entrepreneur apparently. He went to great lengths to deny he was ever Michael Green after being elected in 2005. Just goes to show that the easiest way for a slippery fucking con-man to satisfy his longing for a feed at the trough of plenty is to become an MP and preferably a Cabinet Minister.
What is inarguable is that Schapps is a slippery fucking cunt.
What a great nom!
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I remember ICL, I helped install them at Bae Systems. They had a site in openshaw Manchester , wondered what became of them.
As for shapps, snake oil seller if ever there was one….💩
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Another plutonium-grade cunt that the Tory Party has shat out and promoted way beyond his level of competence and morality to plague the country.
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Never liked this cunt. Dodgy, incompetent and an incorrigible lickspittle.
Good cunting, Boggs.
Get you a case of beer for that one 🍺
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This little spiv has a most kickable face.
Can’t stand the sight if him.
Schapps eh? Mittle European heritage maybe? 🤔
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He’s a Jew boy, but really tries his hardest to hide the fact.
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Fire him out of a cannon.Face first into a brick 🧱
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What a cunt, his colon should be used as part of a ferret racing course. How We must lament the passing of British innovation. We built some of the best aircraft in the world, Lyon’s tea rooms used computers in their supply chain years ago. We launched a satellite back in 70’s using a British 🚀 couple of years ago the little fucker was still transmitting . Now we are famous for moving large numbers of illeagals around hotels, being so so guilty about what some cunt did three hundred years ago. Throwing vast amounts of money at every kind of deviancy and continually voting when there is no point. The only good news is that the views of the majority do not completely align with the noisy cunts so hop springs eternal
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