Could you spare me a few moments of your time Cunters. To read this Nom.
Trouble is when you come to the end of it you might think you have wasted your time.
And you cannot get that time back. It’s gone forever.
Maybe like the police Admin could have me up for wasting ISAC’s time.
I was always a time waster. I once watched a pile of sand being delivered across the way and stared distractedly while it was shovelled into the wheelbarrow and taken away to be used. Then suddenly the pile was gone. The sands of time had run out as it were.
ti-tum ti-tum ti tum…sorry there cunters just wasting a bit of time…
If I look back on my little life I think objectively you would have to say I have achieved very little. That’s because I have just stood around daydreaming for a lot of it.
Hamlet springs to mind. He ‘procrastinates’ doesnt he instead of acting. I mean the actor is acting but he is acting a man that cannot act.
Glad I’ve cleared that up.
Maybe it is that. A kind of hesitancy I have, to do something, anything. Yes I am decidedly hesitant.
I always fancied myself as the thoughtful, sensitive person. A contemplative if you like.
Sounds good that. But really is has just been downright laziness.
Has this Nom just been a waste of time?
Nominated by: Miles Plastic
Supporting link provided by: Miserable northern cunt
I can’t decide. Let me think about it & I’ll get back to you tomorrow or maybe next week. Probably…
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The question is, Miles, have you enjoyed life?
If so then you really having nothing to regret.
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I think theres a difference between you chosing to waste your time watching manual tasks being carried out, and being forced to waste your time by other cunts. (I once found myself watching youtube videos of cars and trucks being washed professionally and im not convinced that was time wasted).
Time is apparently constant but when youre standing in a supermarket or post office queue it it clearly fucking isnt!
I dont feel ive wasted my time on this post as im sitting watching the news and waiting for my coffee to cool down enough to drink, multi tasking cunt that i am!
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Wasting time is a luxury.
Not many can afford it.
It’s not a problem unless you regret it.
That Otis Redding?
Lazing around on the
docks?
I’d of kicked him into the river.
Busy docks are no place for daydreaming.
He should have more respect for Health and safety.
But I do like to sit on a rock looking out over Kinder Scout a flask and a corned beef butty and waste time.
Treat myself.
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Look I just don’t have time for this……..
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Yes! Come to think of it, i’ve lost count at the number of times i’ve watched paint dry.
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Have a wank
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Good Morning
Time spent with dogs 🐶 and horses 🐎 is never wasted, nor is it having a wank, although preferably not at the same time.
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100% agree .
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Especially not at the petting zoo…
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Queuing for 50 hours to look at a wooden box containing the remains of an old woman that you’ve never met.
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PS…I await reports of someone trying to take a selfie with the coffin in the background.
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…possibly Megan ?
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A close family member has announced to the world he’s ‘flying down’ with his ‘husband’ to attend the funeral (I doubt he’s got an invite, he’ll be in a crowd of plebs bursting for the bog after waiting 8 hours on a packed roadside.)
Attention seeking bellend. Ok,if you’re going. It’s historic if nothing else. Why announce it to every cunt though?
Oh yes. ‘Likes.”
In his 40s and posts every thought and action on Arsebook.
Grow up, you bender!
Worst bank holiday ever that. Standing in a crowd of people either needing the bog or crying ‘She was like a mother to me!’
I’d back this family member to be trying to get a selfie with the coffin. Probably crying for the camera too.
Thing is, never once heard the cunt mention her or the Royal family before in his fucking life.
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And having a good snivel on national television after…
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Exactly; joining a 3 mile queue just to gawp for a few seconds at an ornate box with the Queen’s corpse inside.
Only so someone can proudly proclaim they saw it all, in years to come.
Some people have taken leave of their senses.
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You’d think the royal family would do the decent thing and reach out to tragic rapper Chris Kaba who was shot by the police family and offered to let Chris’s coffin lay in state too!
Sort of a 2 for 1 offer.
Tributes could include a marmalade sandwich for Liz and a chicken nugget for Chris.
But no.
Racists.
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I watched some of the reporters chatting to people in the queue, they were all white!! waiting for the headline ‘lack of diversity in the queue to see the Queen’
Suckdick Khan will be rounding up Sooties and Stanleys and fast tracking them to the front of the queue 😂
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This nom is too philosophical for ISAC Mr Plastic, wasting time is relative, if you hate your job you’ll feel you’re wasting time, and so on, just think how much time you’ve wasted going to Mass over the years!
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Reading this nomination was like a bat of an eyelid compared to how long I’ve spent in work meetings which were a complete waste of time. Apart from paying a little off the mortgage. My favourite waste of time meeting involves saying nothing for the two hour duration, not even goodbye.
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The nom picture remins me of stickers you see plastered on shitty decrepit Land rovers ‘one life-live it’
…if driving around in a fucking unreliable shit solihull made wank of a vehicle is ‘living life’ then quite frankly I would rather be 6ft under.
Cunts
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Wasting time, also known as Sloth, is one of the seven deadly sins…
See you in Hell, mister Plastic.
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Depends whether I read/respond during ‘work time’ or ‘free time’.
If I switch targets away from a screen full of spreadsheets and reports in order to break the monotony – perhaps chuckle at the irreverent humour and, occasionally, the pearls of wisdom – it is time well spent (and paid for by somebody else).
If I devote the same amount of time and effort to ISAC in ‘my own time’ – when I could be browsing ‘Gentlemens’ Fiction’ or even just doing fuck all – then it probably isn’t.
Long live ISAC and all other pointless but enjoyable wastes of time.
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Surely life is not worth living unless you have time to waste? My wife is one of these hyperactive types – always has to be doing or planning. I prefer to sit around with a book or daydream whenever I get the chance. Wasting time is one of life’s pleasures.
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And wasting time when being paid – skiving – is even better.
((I am currently multi-tasking whilst on a Teams Call with an international group of self-important business folk. Marvellous!)
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Agreed,
I’m meant to be watching the pool in my side job as life guard but I’m currently reading ISAC with my feet up and eating Ringo’s®
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It matters not, always put on a positive spin
https://youtu.be/IcisPM-JmhU
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Nothing’s a waste of time if you enjoy doing it, or not if the case may be. I’ve got fuckall to do and plenty of time to do it in, I would say to myself, especially if you’re getting paid for it, of which I’ve had plenty of jobs in my time doing the very thing. Then one gets work shy and it takes some effort to get out of the rut. To enjoy lazing about, its best have something do first, otherwise you get bored and there lies the danger.
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Waste of time? I’ve got to sit down with at least a years worth of gas bills to work out whether or not to ditch my tariff. Another classic, voting.
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Some soft cunt has been sleeping outside Buckingham Palace since last Thursday so they’ve got a front row seat for the funeral on Monday. Now that is a colossal waste of time, the daft cunt. As I’ve got older I try not to stay in bed as much, now that is a waste of time. Feel much better getting up earlier and getting things done, especially at the weekend.
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Can’t disagree really, but as I’ve got sleep Apnoea I always wake up fucked in the morning, so although I’ve got the best of intentions to get stuff done, i just want to go back to bed.
Fucking awful, sleep Apnoea
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‘As I’ve got older I try not to stay in bed as much, now that is a waste of time. Feel much better getting up earlier and getting things done, especially at the weekend.’
Thought that was just me, Bob.
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Might just be me and you DCI!!!
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I read that elderly people are already being taken ill and collapsing in the queue filing past the Queen’s coffin. I didn’t feel the urge to go up as I couldn’t see what difference it would make to anyone or anything but obviously some feel different. I was near Temple Meads station yesterday and heard some woman saying she expected to be in the queue 50 hours and the trains will be running through the night to get people up to London. I had to laugh at the email I got from Waitrose, saying their shops will all be closed on Monday as a mark of respect, save a handful in London which happen to be on the route of the funeral ( so handy for sandwiches, drinks, fags etc) but they did stress that even these would shut whilst the service was going on.
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I’d like a refund of all the time I’ve wasted on dull fucks who’ve called us for absolute bollocks. I could have retired five fucking years ago…
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I finished my carreer in a public sector job. Fancy title and money and a complete waste of time. Sometimes took me to Barnsley, which made things even more tedious.
I feel the pain.
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Waiting around the back of bike sheds, somewhere in Worcestershire, is a waste of time.
No cunt turns up, apparently.
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I’m new here, what is this bike shed thing, I don’t get it?
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A poster called ‘Hate filled cunt’ who offered out anyone that disagreed with him over his stance on abortion.
Honest! (
Search his name on this site as I can’t be arsed to do a link!)
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You need to make time for the little things you enjoy that make life bearable.
Whether it’s writing threatening filthy letters to celebrities or just racist graffiti.
Whatever makes you happy.
Crank phone calls for me.
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A lot of you by the sounds of it like lounging about in bed all morning.
Rolling about in your own filth and tampering with yourselves no doubt.
Early to bed
Early to rise
I say.
Few star jumps, coffee,
Out the door.
Then back to get dressed.
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Never worry about wasting time. The spouse has been doing so all day, every day for the past 50 years since ITV started daytime television in 1972. Politicians waste as much time as her, and on that point, I ahve some sad news from the organisers of the Lesbian Labour Ladies Group, who, as you know, meet at Dykes Hall. As a mark of respect to the Queen, they have cancelled the meeting due to be held on September 19th This is especially unfortuanate as they were due to have two speakers: Lady Nugee, better known as Emily Thornberry, The Nude Double Bassist of Hornesy was due to give a talk called “A Plucking Cheek – The Lows of My Career”, while keen horticuturist Peter Mandelson was due to give a talk on Choosing Pansies for your Winter Garden. Lady Nugee is very busy and can’t rebook, but there is a great chance that Mr. Mandelson will bring his pansies along to a future meeting. He cross-breeds them and has come up with a new strain, but the Deep Heat is working wonders, he says.
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Mr Boggs, you sometimes put comments about your spouse that paint an unpleasant picture of her.
Put a picture on isac of her.
No doubt there will be a suspect number of regulars from the horn section, who will make a comment!
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I was married to a self absorbed, rude, childish, slovenly women for 27 years.
That was, by and large, a collosal waste of time
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i always found that the best time to wonder or waste time was when sitting on the jacks or bog in some other languages, especially when the house is empty.
Five minutes to think about fuck all
More difficult these times as age creeps up, but still a freedom they haven’t taken yet.
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I digress. I wouldn’t wait in a queue for days in the pissing rain to see royalty lying in state, even if they had the lid off.
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Sorry Miles, didn’t have time to read your post… was busy watching paint dry on my fence…
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‘Time enjoyed is never wasted’.
Bertrand Russell may have said that. It could’ve been Spike Milligan. it could’ve been the fat one from TOWIE.
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