We’ve all seen the end of meritocracy in most professions. Even the armed forces. However, it seemed that thankfully, the airline industry wouldn’t go down this path, for obvious reasons. Pilots need to be pretty much perfect, with IQs through the roof.
If you’re up at 37,000 feet and all the engines fail, there is a good chance you can survive, albeit with a probable heavy landing, unless in the middle of the Pacific. But you need to react quickly, work out how far the nearest possible airport or landing spot is and the calculations needed for pitch, airspeed and approach. Where can you dump any fuel before landing (to avoid a huge fireball if you land too heavily?) All of this needs to done in minutes. High IQ, calmness under extreme pressure and great mathematical skills.
On top of that, in an emergency, can you (in seconds) work out and correct the issue? Can you land in poor weather conditions?
Well fuck all that.
Let’s shoehorn dark keys in and take our chances now. Diversity, innit?
By the way, if standards are the same then all’s good. However, I don’t think they’ll like seeing 90% of dark keys failing the tests, so I have my doubts.
One place you should not fuck about is up there.
Fantasy Wings?
Fucking perfect name.
“Cabin Crew, prepare to hit the ground like a fucking dart!”
Nominated by: Cuntybollocks
Blick wimminz pilots. FFS. If they’re anything like blick wimminz drivers it’ll be raining aeroplanes everywhere before much longer. Absolute cuntitude of the highest order.
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An absolute fucking disgrace. Thsnk Christ that sort of shite didn’t happen in my day. This fucker didn’t need any help. Flew Jaguars. Fast jet driver, got there on his own merit with no ‘Diversity’ help.
https://www.rafmuseum.org.uk/research/online-exhibitions/pilots-of-the-caribbean/heroes-and-sheroes/guardian-flight-lieutenant-trevor-edwards/
Flying’s a piece of piss – you could teach the aforementioned Mr Shifter to fly. It’s when it goes wrong when you earn your money. That’s why this is fucking dangerous.
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Evening DCI. Yes, nail on the head there. ATPLs have told me exactly that, it’s when it all goes tits up that you earn your money.
Mind you one ATPL said to me; “Flying’s dead easy, pull to go up, pull harder to go down.”
I think he was joking.
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Push forward, ground gets bigger, pull back, ground gets smaller!
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Kenya School of Flying is ranked one of the best in the world…
https://pilotschoolhero.com/which-country-is-best-for-pilot-training/
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How would you feel about NO ONE flying the plane you’re in…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRBTKtVWcf8&ab_channel=12News
Eventually, Earth will just be Klaus Schwab’s head in a jar that watches cyborgs fuck each other.
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I feel I would not be on that aeroplane Le Cunt.
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Klaus can jump off a cliff
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People were scared of microwave ovens when the came on the go in 1981.
We all mocked the early-adopter cunts of mobile phones in the 1990s.
They said the internet would forever be the domain of sad nerdy losers and kiddy benders.
The future is bright, as long as you have a microchip for a brain.
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Black? Women?
Flying a aircraft?!!!
Are you mad?
I wouldn’t get into a taxi cab with one behind the wheel never mind a fuckin plane.
Go the whole hog and get Stevie wonder flying commercial jets.
World’s gone bleedin mad.
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Oh For Fuck’s Fucking Sake.
The beginning of the end of this fucking shite, surely?
Meritocracy.
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