Emma Conway and The Range

What about this (unsurprisingly) fat cunt complaining about The Range selling some harmless motivational weight loss wall planner, that the cunt considers is ‘fat shaming’ because some women might, just might wish to lose weight to get into their wedding dresses.

To make matters worst, the Range have apologised and will now remove the ‘offending’ products from their shelves. I would have more respect for the Range if they told her to fuck off and take us to court with your trumped up charge.

But by rolling over and letting her tickle their tummy, what they are actually doing is is opening themselves and others up to all sorts of criticism for any remotely innocent item they stock from all sorts off idiots who see an issue when there really isn’t one- fuck me there’s a car insurance ad doing the round at the moment specifically for women drivers- did I complain to Ofcom that it’s sexist- did I fuck, but maybe I should.

I would suggest Emma Conway is a jealous fat bloater who envies slimmer women, but to improve her self esteem she wants society to think being fat is ‘normal’ and shouldn’t be held up to scrutiny in any way, shape or form.

Surely anything that helps someone motivate to lose weight is a good thing…isn’t that what the medics want us to do? I have no issue if the Range sold a similar thing for fat blokes….but who the fuck would buy that??

Stupid cunt.

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Nominated by: Chuff Chugger

142 thoughts on “Emma Conway and The Range

    • HehehešŸ˜ƒ
      Calm down pal.

      “Not on your period are you sir?”

    • I’m glad I’m getting old.

      As a student I worked in a place like that.

      I couldn’t cope with that. I’d jump over the counter and beat the shit out of the freak.

      Back then though, I’d have probably have been fine and the FREAK taken to a nuthouse.

      Put.
      Them.
      Down.

  1. I keep reading about these bike sheds in Worcestershire. Iā€™ve obviously missed something here. Can anyone get off their fat arse and explain please?

    • Check out Hate filled cunt’s part of the nom below:

      https://is-a-cunt.com/2022/07/pro-life-means-anti-choice/

      “Any issues feel free to come visit me, lets have this discussion face to face, not that the sackless cucks on the internet are generally brave enough. I live in Worcestershire so any takers drop me a message as Iā€™d never back down. Keyboard warriors need not apply as those cunts never turn up.”

    • Freddie, 12th July.
      Pro-life means Anti-choice.
      All will be explained.
      In the meantime, beware of being enticed behind a bike shed, in Worcestershire!

      • Ok chaps, thanks very much, I get it now. Thereā€™s always some wanker who has to take it too far. If he wants a fight thereā€™s a couple of boozers round my way where you can almost guarantee one.
        Theyā€™re local pubs for local peopleā€¦ā€¦.most of them cunts.

      • Freddie, yes indeed.
        I’m actually astonished that Admin let it through, although I suspect HFC may be already known to us IAC in another guise.
        Non the less, it’s providing loads of fun, we aren’t going to let it lie, are we?
        I heard the snigger!!

        (I think its time we moved away from HFC and his bike shed activities please – Day Admin)

      • “Let it lie”?

        Oh no!! The Worcestershire Warrior needs to nip out from behind the bike sheds and return to the entertaining business! Miserable Northern Cunt said that the Bare Knuckle Fighting season’s here, so, that might explain Ronnie Pickerings his absence.

        (We have our eyes on HFC – Day Admin)

      • Awww, come on, Admin! And miss out on Comedy Gold like this?

        “Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

        July 15, 2022

        Meanwhileā€¦. behind a bike-shed somewhere in Worchestershire. a shadowy figure impatiently shadow-boxed as ā€ Eye of the Tigerā€ played on a continuous loop between his cauliflower earsā€¦ā€¦”

        I laugh every time I read it!šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

    • Where IS Captain Irony, aka ‘Hate filled cunt’? Has he been banned? Or is he cringing with embarrassment? I’d wager some absolutely hilarious comments if he ever re-surfaces from behind the bike sheds.

      Somewhere in Worcestershire.

      • DCI, comment in jail, I think I have come close to the truth.
        They don’t like it up ’em.

      • If he’s in jail, let’s have a whip-round for his bail! It’ll be comedy gold from the word ‘Go’!!

      • Thing is, HFC might claim to be a hard man, but my piles stop me from being one.

        You’re all bloody lucky my emmas flare up from time to time.

        I’d knock all of you out otherwise.

        Just for a laugh. Before my morning shit.

        Relieved? You fucking well should be.

      • Evening Jeezum, snĆ®gger is a moderation trigger word.

        (Indeed it is, even if there was no derogatory intent meant – Day Admin)

      • Ta, RTC, I will use the words giggling, or snorting with laughter in future.
        I did think it was the s word.

      • Perhaps he’s still on here with a new nom de plume. A couple of pro-abortion (and ‘disrespect to Worcestershire’) comments might flush him out, with plenty of entertainment mileage to follow

      • HFC is a daft cunt, but I agree with him if he’s anti abortion.

        Obviously, I’m far too hard to fight any you puffs over it. I’ll meet any of you cunts any place anytime for a fight if you don’t agree with me. On anything. Ever.

        Even if you do, I’ll still knock you and your mums out, just to make sure. Right after I put my haemorrhoid ointment on you massive gays.

        Fuck off.

  2. Emma says ā€˜I left the shop shakingā€™ I think what she meant to say was ā€˜I left the shop wobblingā€™.

  3. Whinging fat cunt. She mutters that is about dropping a dress size, not about being fit and healthy. That is getting fit and healthier you shameless blob. Just because sheā€™s happy sitting on her wobbly arse eating fucking crisps and pies all day, and she doesnā€™t want anything to make her feel guilty about it.

  4. The Range are cunts for apologising.
    More victimhood self imposed by the self indulgent.
    Render the land whale down for oil lamps, a double missionary style cauldren atop of Unkles oven should do the trick.

  5. I really do hope she does a search for sites etc that have commented, I really do.
    Vapid, talentless twat.

    • Shes out to cause trouble.

      On her last warning at weightwatchers.
      Putting her foot on the scales when its big Sues turn.

      Aggressive type.

      “Stop staring at my chips!!”

      Her marriage to HFC is still strong due to picketing clinics and their family ticket at Gypsy Gladiators.

      Donut luv?

      • We can always rely on you, MNC, for absolutely spot-on social commentary.
        Nailed it! Well done.

  6. I’ve heard that she’s shutting down her Cuntstream 2 cream cheese pipe, for annual maintenance and may not recommence pumping in retribution for her hurtful experience. šŸ˜
    Get To Fuck.

    • Evening Jack.

      I saw your comment on the previous nom and I think you should be fine in Worcestershire. If you and Ethel can fend off a refreshed Fiddler banging on the caravan at 3.00am after a lock in then Ronnie Pickering should be no bother.

      • Johnnie who ? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
        Evening, LL.

      • I’ve put me reply to DF in the wrong place.
        Bugger.
        Damn this global warming.
        It’s fucking everything up.

      • LOL….It’s true,Jack…I do enjoy a bottle or two of Frosty J….it’s a sophisticated tipple for the connoisseur…nor really suitable for the caravanning class.

        Are you currently parked up on a village bowling green or cricket pitch awaiting the court order to move on ?

      • @DF. We are currently at home and will be leaving The Rookery at 0900 hrs on Friday.
        Off to the Badlands of Worcestershire.
        Your Eye Of The Tiger comment made me chuckle, the other day šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚.

  7. I watched something on the news this evening, the usual shit inflation at 9.4%, rolled out a few ā€˜donā€™t know how I am going to manageā€™, people turning off the fridges and freezers because they can afford the leccy and then the inevitable food bank. Well fuck me with an unripe pineapple, there was a fat cunt in there who looked like she had just eaten her way through the entire fucking stock.

    Poor, Fat and Proud šŸ˜‚

  8. If Fiddler disturbs Ethel at 3am he’ll be sorry.
    She’ll shove an empty Prosecco bottle up his arse and turn him into a popsicle ! šŸ˜€šŸ˜€

    • Ah, that’ll bring back memories of rugby club tours to the continent for Fiddler.

      • Cheeky fuckers….I wouldn’t be seen dead with such common tat shoved up my hoop…nothing less than a Chateau Lafite Rothschild 2018 for me,

      • Donā€™t mention Rothschild.
        It will trigger at least hslf a dozen IsACā€™ersšŸ˜™

    • Prosecco? ClassyšŸ‘
      Lord F lives in the wilds of Northumberland-he is used to be rogered work an empty Lambrini bottle.
      Or Newky BroonšŸ„µ

      • Evening,General

        I see a woman has burst her spine jumping off Devil’s Bridge,Kirby Lonsdale….you ever been there?…I went and had a look one weekend when we were working nearby but even a gallon of Bushmills couldn’t have convinced me to tombstone off the fucking thing…they must be fucking mental

      • Evening your Lordship.
        Probably, years ago.
        A group of us used to put on small (ā€œcoughā€ hastily organised) parties/ gigs next to a disused quarry near Ambleside, back in the 80ā€™s.
        There was a cliff with a 40-50 drop into the quarry.
        People were always jumping in, often shitfaced.
        Thing is, there were bits of old metal machinery in the water.
        The inevitable happened. Serious injury.
        Fucking Darwin Award wannabes šŸ‘Ž

  9. Right that’s enough..

    The wammanz footie is on!

    Have to weigh up if any belters are “playing”..

  10. Speaking of self entitled, moaning fucking Wimminz, good luck to the ā€œLionessesā€ tonight.

    Viva Espana!

    • I’ve just put it on…what a grim collection of plain women….honestly,you’d think they’d at least slap a bit of lippy and powder on when there’s cameras about….they’ll never get a man looking like that.

      • DF, the new TV ad for EE seems to be saying “it’s sexist hate to say you don’t like women’s football.”

        That must mean 99.99999999% of the world are hate filled cunts (not the Worcester hard man variety) for not paying to go to their games.

        Maybe. Just maybe. It’s because its shit?
        Even the woke cunts going on about it never watch it.

      • …..they’ve just said that a protester has run onto the pitch…probably some poor soul who wants his money back after being sold a ticket by some wicked Cunt who told him it was a football match.

        …or Gary “Nog-Nig” Lineker publicising his people’s struggle against da wicked Honkies.

        ..the marginally less ugly collection of lezzas have apparently scored…. I hope to fuck none of them whip their shirts off in celebration

      • I’m proud to say I haven’t watched a single second of it. Even Leroy Lineker can’t save the show. And all the money in the world, it seems.

        You deserve an OBE for sitting through a full ‘match’ though, DF.

        I’d rather watch Two Girls One Cup while eating chocolate mousse.

        Don’t Google that btw.

        I vomited. Really did.

        Still, beats looking at Claire Balding you brave cunt.

      • I heard there were five lezzas in the England squad but not enough ethnic minorities. Meanwhile Wokegate has loads of ethnics but no (out) Gays.

      • One of them has been (allegedly) bumming a tranny.

        Can you imagine Sir Alf Ramsey dealing with that?

        He’d be on the blower to the nuthouse in seconds.

      • Has anyone seen one England flag in a window or on a car in support of this wimmins team?

        No, me neither. And that’s because it’s shit and nobody gives a frig except the BBC.

      • I genuinely don’t mind it…it reminds me of village kick-arounds we’d have when people would have a couple of pints at half-time and play with a cigarette in mouth..except our skill level was possibly a bit higher.

      • There is also a Sarina Weigman, that may have been in the team tonight.
        Born in Holland, playing for England. Anorher total farce. Get to fuck!

      • You are right Dick. Just shows how much I know about that type of football.

    • Dead loss.

      Plain Jane x 22.

      Disgraceful.

      And possibly even a challenging wank for Thomas.

  11. Where does this shit end.

    Not that long ago people displaying Golliw0gs in their windows, be them private or commercial would find themselves getting a visit from the Rozzers or some busy body cunt from the Council for causing offence.

    Despite that being a pile of cunt I suppose you could argue that it represented a stereotype from the past that some minor minorities could take offence at because their forefathers had suffered physical, verbal and racial abuse and the GW was a manifestation of that??

    Iā€™m clutching at strawsā€¦..

    But a motivational weight loss planner for women and not men.

    Offensive.

    Do me a fucking favour.

    • Fucking hell! Great find Mr McCuntface!
      And we thought she might be bothered about what we said about her?
      Poor Emma, a complete fucking idiot. Knows everything, doesnā€™t give a shit!

      • Next time you want to know anything Freddie just ā€˜Emmaā€™ it.

        Iā€™m going to send that link to the fucking Range and laugh at them at the same time.

        Sheā€™s registered as a limited company too and made a profit of Ā£116k last year.

        WTAF. Clearly this is all part of the strategy.

        The Range. The Gullible Cunts.

  12. Thing is, if Conway wasn’t such a lardy cow and she was getting her share of tadger, she wouldn’t give a fuck about this thing she’s so ‘offended’ about.

    • Evening Norm-I hope your ongoing treatment is tolerable matešŸ‘
      Have you purchased your ā€œChristian Eriksonā€ Man U shirt, yetšŸ˜‰

      • Not impressed with the Erikson signing, CG.
        A 30 year old who Spurs sold to Brentford and who also nearly dropped dead. That’s real building for the future, isn’t it?

        Treatment is going OK. Cheers for asking, pal.

      • I hear the Glazierā€™s are enquiring as the availability of Paul Gascoigne as their marquee summer signingšŸ˜‚

  13. Miss Piggy could have saved herself a howwid retail experience by walking to The Range and back twice a day – that way the fat whining bitch could have lost some lard the natural way favoured by humankind for hundreds of thousands of years.
    I would have told the piss useless lazy whining cunt to go fuck herself.
    Because I doubt anyone else would be queuing up to the job – lift a tit, find a burger!
    Sales of my new diet book Oi! Porky! Put the fucking cake down and shift your idle arse, cunt! are “disappointing”..

  14. Fucking hell, the ā€œLionessesā€ (terrible sexist and misogynistic name, Iā€™m surprised no wokie has spotted it) have got through! They must be having some great tax payer funded parties at Jimmy Savile House tonight.

    • Amazing isn’t it, Freddie? If an actress is called an actress, the ‘Beeb’ and other MSM cunts kick off and now almost all women who act are now called ‘actors’, because they see the term actress as ‘sexist’.

      But the crappy England Dyke XI are called ‘Lionesses’ and everyone is happy about that. So, how come one word ending in ‘ess’ is wrong and another word ending in ‘ess’ is acceptable?

      Typical wimmin and typical BBC cake and eat it double standards and reeking hypocrisy. Cunts, cunts and more cunts….

  15. What a disgusting FAT sweaty pig that ugly sexually unattractive bi tch is !
    The Range should have told her, ā€œWe donā€™t have them in your size anyway so fucking do one!ā€
    I bet her bum crack stinks like a dead octopus that has been marooned on a hot beach for days.

  16. Alternative headline; Fat Whining Karen Forrced To Confront Fact She’s a Fat Cunt and Projects Her Shame and Disgust Onto Others.

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