Harry Hewitt [14]

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Harry Hewitt. Yes, yet another cunting for this odious piece of shit. Not only for his and his wife’s self aggrandising virtue signalling at the invictus games but for his assertion that he blessed his grandmother with his presence for 15 minutes to make sure “she has the right people around her”. What? After you and your lying, gold digging, vindictive wife tried to fuck her over with the Ian Wright lookalike interview?

After failing to attend your grandfathers ( ok, not biological I admit) memorial service? After insinuating that the country your grandmother represents is a racist shit hole? Maybe he’s right. Maybe if the queens courtiers thought the same as him about “the right people”, they’d have left the little cunt and his vile missus outside the castle walls. I mean, her maj ain’t well as it is. Treasonous little shit!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-61157345

Nominated by: Field Marshal Cuntgomery

59 thoughts on “Harry Hewitt [14]”

    • Ho ho, morning Mr F, you scallywag!
      What’s youe opinion on his dear wife?
      Meghan Markle is definitely on my hatefuck list, just below the delectable Amber Heard.
      As Amber is never going to grace my precense, I’ve had to honour her by pooing in my own bed.

  3. Hes from a broken home.
    A dysfunctional family.
    He should of been taken into care by social services when little.

    Maybe fostered to his dads mate James Savile?

    Anyway, hes losing his Ronald McDonald hair with stress
    Saw him on the news the other day,
    Big fuckoff bald spot like a barmcake.
    People in Chernobyl with better hair .

    He said its PTSD!!
    Due to his time in the forces.😁
    Probably traumatised he had to dress himself.

    • Morning MNC, perhaps Harry really is Charles’s son? Apart from being a bloodnut, the receeding hairline is looking increasingly like his brother’s.

      • Morning Thomas 👍
        Maybe?
        Not only is Harold shedding his hair like a dog with distemper,
        Hes mentally unstable,
        So maybe Charlie is his dad afterall?!

        Whoever his dad is id get my balls checked,
        Something wrong with the baby batter…😀

    • You just had to start me off, didn’t you MNC. PTSD?? Fuckoff! How can you get PTSD from playing on fucking xBox? That’s all the ginger cunt did while he was in Afghanistan! Nought but a lying little Walt. The DoE must be spinning in his grave knowing he spawned a combat dodging fuckwit like ‘Arry! Soon, the truth will emerge. I have the strong suspicion that lips are zipped until HM passes out of respect. Soon after, the flood gates of truth will open. I bet his yacht slut wife will bin him at the same time. Pair of prime cunts!

      • Every time I see a picture of Harry Halfwit, the voice I hear is something out of a Haribo ad.
        “Megan, darling, please will you change my nappies again?”

  4. IQ of a radish this Cunt. Not only is he ginger, but instead of shaving his head and wearing a wig the fool grows a full beard to be sure everybody can see he’s a gingerbread. Lock him up in the tower or penal colony inala

    • He was slagging off Britons reluctance to go to a therapist.
      Saying how marvelous it is in the US for people to see a therapist.
      Hes a big fan!

      Lounging about talking about yourself to a stranger,
      His sort of thing.
      Moaning and whining

      “My mummy died”

      Thing is Harry, your average brit is reticent to spend £100phr telling some quack about themselves,
      We’re a bit more reserved on the whole,
      Not so self indulgent.

      And in a cost of living crisis £100 can be spent on more pressing issues.

      Therapy my arse.
      Fuck off you boring little mardarse.

      (You are Sigmund Freud, and I claim my £100 – Day Admin)

      • Therapist, eh? The daffy ginger cunt will fucking need one when Megain decides he’s served his purpose, fucks him off,and skins him alive for child maintenance and a lavish lifestyle. The very public and messy divorce will come, guaranteed.

  5. Not strictly about the Hewitt boy but Netflix have cancelled Mrs Hewitt’s planned animated whatever citing ‘ falling subscriptions’.
    It appears that a large number of chickens are coming home to roost.

    • I hope ‘The Bench’ is still in production.

      That’s about Harry bonding with Archie on a bench.

      Well more than that. She reflects expansively on the nature of the father/son bond.

      In poetry.

  6. Arrogant, obnoxious little cunt that’s bitten the hand that fed him but still thinks he’s in the power game. The threat of Sparkletits repeating her strap-on sessions has obviously given the snivelling ginger cunt the motivation to do her bidding.

    Liz should have quietly told him ‘Fuck off, you’re not actually part of this family, are you!!’

    • Well, as you’ve probably guessed from my previous posts, I’m convinced that the late Duke of Edinburgh is his biological father! Joins the dots and it leads back to time when he was very close to Diana! Very close indeed. MaJ Hewitt is a red haired Herring!

      • Is incest better than extramarital sex?? Either way, if whoever did it had done Di up the wrong ‘un instead, it would have saved an awful lot of heartache for the poor ginger whining twat!

  7. Last week it was Flangela Rayner, today it’s Harry Markle. Next it’s going to be Ed Sheershite ‘entertaining’ us for Her Maj’s Jubilee.
    The carrot tops are taking over.
    The country’s fucked.

  8. Do us all a favour whinge arse take your ugly hag of a wife and both of you jump off a cliff.Twats.

  9. Any criticism of gingers will be deemed a Hate Crime.
    Any criticism of useless fuckwits who “served” in the forces for 2 minutes will be deemed a Hate Crime.
    Any criticism of Fuckwit criticising anyone else will be deemed a Hate Crime

    Basically this cunt ticks so many Hate boxes he had better just migrate to the South Pole, build himself an igloo and feed Migraine to some polar bears and become a recluse for life.

  10. He’s got a forthcoming book to promote. That’s why the cunt has returned to this island like an unwelcome return of gonorrhea.

    His book is eagerly anticipated by remainder book sellers. Five copies for a quid with 20 copies of Megains The Bench thrown in for fee. Nice to know Harry is helping cash strapped Brits by making available a ready supply of cheap toilet paper.

    Cunt.

    • 4 pages long and written in big red crayon, with a few pictures and poor grammar!

  11. No matter how hard I try I can’t seem to find the words to express the degree(s) of contempt, disgust and revulsion I have for Hazmat and Nutmeg.

    Recently, the Dick of Suckit went on American television (NBC network I believe) spouting off about looking in on his Gran and making sure she has the right people looking out for her and her interests. He went on to say she discusses things with him she doesn’t discuss with others because she trusts him so much.

    As for the Dickess of Suckit, breaking in the American media today is the cancellation of her Nutfux animated series “Pearl”…(which after how many years)…is still in the development stage and not scheduled for production.

    Her Public Bullshit Team was quick to point out some other Arsewell project she has will air on Nutfux as scheduled. They claim that the cancellation of “Pearl” had more to do with Nutfux hemorrhaging subscribers over their bullshit woke agenda rather than the Dickess being a shameless, lazy grifter who hasn’t produced a fucking thing of value since scamming them out of a bunch of money. They point to the cancellation of two other shameless and useless grifters, Barry and Moochie Obummer’s program as proof.

    For the life of me I don’t understand why their titles haven’t been taken away.

    If they made a Nutfux program called Halfwit Hewitt and the Hollywood Harlot I bet that would increase subscriptions! I’d spend money to see that.

    • Somehow I posted twice. The Gods of Cunting are kind.

      (Have removed your duplicate post, General – Day Admin)

      • The Gods of Cunting are also ever so watchful. And their anointed Acolytes are ever so diligent. Perhaps even vigilant.

    • Good morning General.

      “Arsewell”. I almost fell off my chair laughing. 😆

  12. If there’s one argument against a hereditary monarchy, this dumb, entitled, virtue-signalling cunt is it. Fuck me sideways, has he and his wife got no self awareness whatsoever? When the Queen goes we’ll be left with a right pile of shit, with the turd, Harry, top of the mound.

  13. Are there any long winding tunnels in California similar to the one in Paris where Princess OpenLegs came to an unfortunate demise?

    Just need a drunk driver, dodgy safety belts and a frenzied press pack in tow, and I think a lot of our complaints will be instantly resolved.

    (disclaimer – obviously I am referring to the dangerous potholes in said tunnels that the press should report on for safety reasons that could get someone killed)

    • Hey Techno,

      We don’t need tunnels or potholes. This America! Land of the Libs and Home of the Woke! Beyond that it Commiefornia. They are in total disarray and chaos out there.

      The Markles have been officially warned that their Montecito dream home is in danger of going up in flames due to the extreme drought conditions that extreme environmentalist wacko policies has wrought on this once great state.

      By the way…speaking of their Montecito dream home did you know it stinks? Apparently, there is a wild bird sanctuary somewhere nearby and the stench of bird shit fills the air.

      You British cunters may not believe it, but I swear there must be a just and vengeful God watching all from the Heavens above.

      • His name is Yasur and he was a loveable old cunt when he walked on the Earth.

  14. I saw the Trump interview last week in which he described gingerbollocks as “whipped……I can’t use the full expression.” That made me fucking laugh, The Don always tells it like it is.
    This last visit has sealed Hewitt’s pure cuntishness in a very big way. He only went to see Her Maj to get some tape in the can for his Netfucks deal. Then he portrays himself as some sort of guardian angel with his “right people “ comment. It’s difficult to see how he could make more of a wanker of himself.
    Trump doesn’t think their marriage will last (“all my predictions are right”).
    The most predicted and predictable break up since Anne of Cleves turned up on these shores. What a pair of absolute cunts.

    • Hey Freddie,

      Trump was fucking hilarious! He called Halfwit the most whipped man he’d ever seen. Priceless!

      There is also a story in the American Press that the Prince of Ears is livid with the Ginger Minger. Evidently, Chucky said he would only meet with the Halfwit if the Halfwit agreed NOT to talk to the American press.

      Then as soon as the (formally) Royal Attention Whore hit the states he went straight to the Media and spouted off about how much his Gran trusts him and how he (Halfwit) checked in on her to make sure her best interest were being looked out for.

      This hapless, pussy whipped moron has NO fucking sense of awareness, decency or shame.

      • I’m sure Hewitt was very sincere when he made that promise to the tree hugging Chimp Boy General but as soon as Sparkletits got his arm halfway up his back all that goes out of the window.
        That bitch just walks all over him. He may as well be on strings.

    • If I were 96 (I am not quite) I would feel a warm glow thinking that my grandson (which I don’t have) thought so much of me that every 2 years he called in for 15 minutes to ensure I was being looked after by the right people and the cook wasn’t spitting intomy Ovaltine.

  15. Was it just 15 minutes he was there, must be a ginger Flash if he can assess that her maj is protected and has the right people around her in that time.

    Best thing the UK press can do is ignore him and leave him to mercies of the American press, I mean he is only a bastard son after all.

    • I may have used a little poetic licence there, but the arrogant wanker thinks he’s got it all sussed even though he spends 99.9% of his time in La La land.

  16. It will be interesting to see if the Markles turn up for the jubilee and stand on the balcony with Her Maj. We know Randy Andy won’t be there so they will be the most embarrassing act on view.
    Personally I would prefer Anne to take the throne rather than any of the other ratbags. She does more public engagements than any of them, never makes a cunt of herself and never drones on about tree hugging and the mental elf. A chip off the old block while the rest of them are just cunts.

  17. Sparkletit’s impossibly effeminate biographer and confidante, Omid Scobio is about to have his company struck off Companies House for failing to file accounts on time.

    Every cloud…

  18. A nomination about Hewitt Jr and his bitch and NO Ron Knee in attendance😢

    Come on Ron-where the fuck are you?

    Your Cunt-try needs you🇬🇧

  20. I also notice that Henery Hawk Of Hewitt and Locust Markle have said fuck all about the Ukraine or the psychotic Ivans. No treeswingers in the Ukraine, you see.There’s no brown people points to score. There’s no Grenfell style virtue signal bonanza for Megain and her pet Orangutan. What a pair of corrosive cunts they really are.

  21. These two pieces of slippery turd know that Her Majesty doesn’t have long to go (and I still believe that their scumbag interview with Oprah Up In Banana Tree helped kill Big Phil (RIP) off). So, it’s beyond doubt that these human leeches are after rich pickings or some kind of ‘reinstatement’ or return to favour before Elizabeth finally bows out. Those two smears of skidmarks always – and I mean fucking always – have an agenda, and no way are they bothering with the old girl out of love or care. Because the cunts don’t know the meaning of those words. Aside from Nazi cunt Edward VIII and his tranny cunt of a Mrs, has the post war Royal Family ever seen two pieces of filth like Harry and Megain? I think not….

    • Hear hear! I think some new words need to be invented to accurately portray just home much I despise that fucking ginger Walt and his Uber cunt wife!

    • Definitely worth a right royal tug.
      Good to have you back Norman, was worried that the Flu Manchu might have got you…

      • Nah, Baron. Bloody kidneys are fucked. I can still have a jimmy riddle, but I have to go on them machines three times a week. Some right tasty nurses there, mind.

        Cheers for the kind thought, pal.

    • As IsaCS chairman of the Me-again Markshit appreciation society, you have timed your return to perfection👍

      (Any thoughts on Man Utd😙)

      • Cheers, CG. Man United – like Fat Reg’s arse – are currently buggered beyond repair. Shit owners, shit players, shit recruitment, a decaying ground, and a shit attitude.

        I do like the Kraut manager though. He tells it like it is and admits he hates cunts like Pogba, and Maguire. And he’s not afraid to say what he thinks about the Glazer scum.

        I do hope Ten Hag does well and that he brings back Van De Beek.. He’s got one hell of a clean up job on though, CG.

  23. So Megain isn’t being very affectionate towards the rsty Prince of pounces, I’m sure she must be getting ready to start divorce preceding by now, Harry the fuckmonkey is going to be screwed and it couldn’t happen to a nicer guy/cunt.
    Deffinately going to be this year I reckon, it’s going to be great, and I’m sure her lawyer is going to nail his ass good and proper…..

  24. Oh he is going to get royally fucked by her. I predict 2025 by the time they have rinsed all the chat shows, netflix contracts, exclusives, and everyone gives no fucks whatsoever. Then the divorce, then them both monetising their point of view of who is wrong. What a broken couple what a pair of shits

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