Enough of these frivolous cuntings. Time for something of real importance, thanks to the BBC.
”How Instagram opened a new world for Welsh quilting”
Yes, get some Welsh culture up you, you cunts.
And have a look at the photo. If that doesnt give you the horn nothing will.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-60982566
”Interest in Welsh quilts has grown over the past decade, and boosted further in recent years.”
This is the stuff. I spend most of my time quilting and I am going to share my joy.
“Instagram has opened up a whole new quilting world,” says Elen Phillips, curator at St Fagans National Museum of History, in Cardiff.
“I think social media has played an important part in that resurgence, especially among young people.”
Yes you cunts. We are not shagging sheep and burning down cottages in Powys. We are quilting, thanks to Instagram. (whatever that is)
There you go. No race baiting, tranny shaming or Kweer bashing.
Welsh quilting.
Get your Welsh Quilting DVDs here: https://www.craftsy.com/class/welsh-quilting/
(I’m on a commission so buy plenty – NA)
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Clearly Welsh Quilting is all part of the WEF’s plan for world domination. They gave us:-
Covid
Net Zero
Globalism
Open Borders
Energy crisis
Conflicts
Inclusion and Diversity
… and now the most devastating part of its globalist jigsaw – Welsh Quilting!!
Clearly, this is so serious the whole world needs to pay attention and do something to stop this awful phenomenon!
Over to you, Doris!
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Well well now Duw Duw now CC, I loves me a nice Welsh quilt boy, after spending the day pulling leeks, keeps me warm while eating my Cawl and jaw breaking bread bap, lump of Merlins Bridge cheddar and to top it off a blow job from my Rhodesian queen, bloody tidy mun!!!
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Welsh quilting?
Some type of fetish or sexual kink.
Isnt it when a lady milks two gentlemen and they spaff baby gravy all over her tits?
Accept using sheep.
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That’s almost exactly what I was thinking. Felching, space docking, quilting. Surely all perverse sexual practices.
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I knew culture was wasted on you cunts.
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Nice try though CC.😀
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Culture, you really expect culture on this site?
I’m going to have a lie down, I’ve come over all dizzy. It was the “C” word that did it.
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I can see another big hit for the BBC here………The Great Welsh Quilt Off.
Hosted by two lezzas and a poof with contestants from every country on earth except the UK.
Marvellous.
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Make way for:-
Strictly Come Quilting
Britain’s Got Quilting
Peaky Quilters
Quilt of the Day
The Quilt Factor
I’m a Quilt Get Me Outta Here!
Celebrity Big Quilt
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‘I’m a celebrity get my quilt’
‘Celebrity come quilting’
‘Quilting on ice’
Etc etc
The potential is limitless.
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Bugger, Techno beat me to it.
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Stick your quilts where the sun don’t shine
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“Barbara Turton stitches scraps of fabric together to make quilts. She estimates she has made hundreds”….. and what’s the betting that hundreds of recipients of the demented old Bag’s stitched- together rags have chucked her handiwork straight in the bin.
Now….how the fuck can I shoehorn Jeremy Corbyn and the Jews into this story?
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I’ve done it Mr Fiddler.
‘Elen Phillips, curator at St Fagans…’
Are you proud of me?
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Oh no its spelt Fagin. Oh well near enough.
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A masterful effort,Miles….I can see that you don’t plan to give up your title anytime soon.
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Oh no Mr Fiddler.
I am 3/4 of the way through a Nom called ‘Zionism’ which I hope to finish and have up in the next few days.
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LOL….one to look forward to indeed.
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I’d rather make a quilt than drink Welsh bitter.
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Oh and the BBC are cunts.
That may not have been mentioned before.
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Try Gowet Gold excellent pint
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It says the photo was taken in 1928-1929.
Bollocks. That was taken in Swansea yesterday.
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I tried quilting, even though I’m not Welsh, and found it tedious beyond belief.
I’ll stick to needlepoint, if it’s all the same to you.
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In other news I heard that BBC Wales has cast Tom Jones in ‘Hawaii Boy-O’ a Welsh language version of the classic 1970’s U.S TV series.
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Welsh quilting sounds like something that old woman Comrade Drakeford would do whilst he invents new gender pronouns and mask mandates to inflict on the Welsh public.
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Oddly, I have an image of old Mother Dripford, dressed up in trad Welsh woman’s outfit, quilting away.
And this image is deeply disturbing, it does NOT give me the ‘orn.
I have always suspected that quilting is a euphemism for being gang-banged by the local dark quays baseball/drugs team.
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Does it have any connections to the slave trade, has it been stolen from another culture, I doubt it, is it the most exiting thing in Wales….. Definitely 😂
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The Amish do it and their quilts fetch a fortune.
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I cannot believe that you couls see or hear the term-‘patchwork quilt’ without it setting off warm fuzzy feelings of our rich multicultural diversity.
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That museum sounds like a ‘must visit’. I’m particularly intrigued to see the collection of heavily quilted antique ladies’ corsetry, thermals and bloomers designed to keep out the weather. Preferably modelled by Catherine Zeta-Jones or Katherine Jenkins.
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Having left the house in somewhat of a hurry this morning, I didn’t get time for my customary morning shit. Nor any breakfast for that matter.
Knowing that I would be on the go all day, I made the tragic mistake of grabbing a couple of McDonald’s finest sausage and egg muffins. Even though I knew what these would do to my insides.
Fast forward 8 hours and I find myself in the sanctuary of my private bathroom, after a day of extreme rectal discomfort in the field
At this moment in time, the only quilts I’m interested in have Cushelle written on the packet. Which some cunt seems to have stolen from the airing cupboard and relocated to their own bathroom.
I only mention this because I am now down to the last few sheets on the roll and nowhere near an acceptable level of anal cleanliness.
Please send help!
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An emergency fluffy Koala is being helicoptered in, as we speak!
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Cheers pal. You’re a lifesaver. 😁
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Just use a flannel Odin.
Or use your hand in celebration of diversity.
SAS man Andy mcNab says
” if im curling out a brown baby and its smeared halfway up my back, and faced with no bogroll,
I’ll peel off any wallpaper and think outside the box,
This is why I was in the SAS,
Acting under pressure.
In Sweden I shat my knickers and kept them on for a fortnight.
The heat was enough to save my life.
Who dares wins.”
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Thanks Mis. Sound advice.
The only problem is, this is Kensington, not Malmogadishu and we have very high standards when giving birth to a dead Otter.
Thankfully Jeezum’s Koala arrived in the nick of time and I am now free to take the hound out to squirt liquid shit up Robbie William’s wall. Again.
All be it with two dead legs.
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👍
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Is Robbie’s house Winner’s former abode?
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Do what I did when I shat myself in Morrison’s car park when nursing a hangover.
Clean up in the spacca bogs and throw your undies in the bin.
I did consider then looking for some undies in the store, returning to the bogs and putting them on, but I thought that was taking the piss.
Alternatively, if at home, you could just slide around the landing carpet on your arse. If your home has wooden and tiled floors throughout, simply knock on a neighbour’s door, barge past them, pull down your keks and arseslide around their front room carpet. You can even keep warm while doing it if the fire is on until the police arrive.
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Many years ago we once had neighbours like you CB.
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I’d piss on them, & make them come to life! Wales is full of wet blankets.
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Indeed there is, but fortunately most of them fuck off back to England when their holiday is over.😘
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Bet Tory MP Neil Parish likes Quilting?
Hes resigning, poor bloke typed in
‘massey Ferguson tractors ‘
on his phone whilst bored out of his mind in work.
It only translated as
‘older man deepthroats teen twink’!
And it did it again the next time.
And the time after that.
Terrible.😁
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I bet he typed in ‘Back hoe loader’ and got redirected to xvideos.
Happens to me all the time.
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It was just an “honest mistake!” Honestly! A misunderstanding. Something I have accidentally done on more than, I have lost count, occasions. I am sorry. (That I got caught) I will never look at naughty pictures of Angela Rayner in that way again, why I am in the House of Commons anyway. I Promise!
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You sick puppies!
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His excuse seems to have been, ‘I was innocently looking at tractors, when a random pop up appeared showing porn.’
First, what are you doing looking at ‘tractors’ during a Parliamentary debate? Aren’t you at work?
Second, those pop ups (not that I believe that is what happened) are not random. He must have lots of grumble activity for that to happen (errm allegedly).
He should’ve said, ‘I have looked at filth on me phone before. Who hasn’t? Unless any male journalist or MP is prepared to let an IT expert I know examine their phone for porn history too, they should shut up. I was trying to open a page on tractors, but it opened a previous page when I clicked the google icon. Big fucking deal.”
This is believable – unless he was staring at the ‘pregnant midget buk k ake’ for ages.
I think most people would go ‘Ah shit happens, I suppose.’
It’s the ‘I messed myself in Morrison’s car park Doctor, then while I was cleaning up in their disabled toilets, I slipped on the wet floor and landed arse first on the HP sauce bottle in my open bag of shopping,’ excuse that annoys people.
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I wonder what he was looking at. If it was kiddy porn or this stuff where women are tied up and abused we’re well fucking rid, but if it’s images of good looking women with their kit off I’m not bothered.
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There’s something fundamentally dishonest about the phrase
” honest mistake”
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Harold Shipman “It was an honest mistake. I should’ve realised at 200 that those ‘pick me up jabs’ I was giving out weren’t very effective.”
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Well, I’ve never done any of that type of needle craft, so , not being a boring cunt, I’m innocent until proven quilty.
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I prefer a mass made Matelasse quilt, in white. Eiderdowns and Welsh quilts can be very nice but too expensive and not something you bung in the washing machine. (I have 2 dogs!)
I suppose taking up quilting demonstrates patience and skill. Makes a nice change from offence archaeology on Twitter.
Did someone say The BBC? Their days are numbered.
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We hope and pray, Cuntologist, hope and pray!
Unfortunately, not until 2027.
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At the rate life is speeding by, that will feel like 8 months to me!
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