Jamie Wallis M.P.

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Ladies, Gentlemen and Don’t-Knows, please charge your glasses of Babycham and Iced Pansy water, to toast the latest MP to gather up his skirts to leap aboard the Tranny wagon, his frilly panties and black suspender belt flashing as he so goes.

This time it is roly-poly Conservative (!) MP Jamie Wallis who claims he was raped last year and blackmailed, because he is a member of the Eddie Izzard Appreciation Society – and to crown it all, he had a car accident and ran away (gathering his voluminous skirts around him, no doubt):

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-60925885

The House of Commons will be a complete Goon show if this goes on.

Mrs. Shufflewick for Prime Minister (*)

(*) What you don’t remember “Workers Playtime”? It was only 1959.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

81 thoughts on “Jamie Wallis M.P.”

  1. Why’s Boris’ hand under the table, and what’s he doing with it?

  2. I just like the slogan under the header picture.

    Spot on.

    Thanks Admin.

    ‘Twas my pleasure. Always good to know my attempts at humour are appreciated. Carry on – NA.

    • I just answered a knock at the door.

      It was a liberal fucking democrat canvassing, I told him to fuck off.

      It felt good shutting the door in the fat bespectacled cunts face.

      He needs to consider himself lucky he didn’t get the clip board inserted broadside up his arsehole.

      • “Why would I vote for a party that hates me? I’m a white male and you do everything you can to create hate towards people like me and make me poorer, so fucking do one you traitorous cunt. You’d better hope and pray enough of us don’t wake up.”

        Got my little speech for these cunts ready (liblabcon).

  5. I wonder if any cruise ships have transitioned from female to male. Or if any warships currently identify as female. 🤔

    Germany transitioned from Fatherland to Motherland, so anything is possible, I suppose.

  6. I find it odd that he made his announcement at 3am, the witching hour, and even odder that he made the announcement and has no immediate plans to transition.

    • Right. Probably seeing how it will help or hurt his career. It’s fashionable now so why not throw it out there and see how it goes. Gets you attention for sure and instant fans from the LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ++#@$%& communidee.
      Those of us still clinging to the old notion of reality see him for the cunt he is.

      • “clinging to the old notion of reality”

        Wonderfully worded, MC. Well played.

    • Indeed, this is further evidence supporting my comment on the FJB nomination from yesterday that ordinary people want to get on with their lives. Only spivs, grifters, shysters, troughers, wannabe tyrants and increasingly, freaks are drawn into politics now. And it becomes self perpetuating. The more of these freaks there are in the political ranks, the more ordinary people stay away. I wonder if there’s a breaking point? It’s well documented that empires become decadent and dysfunctional in their final days.

  8. “I want to have a baby.”

    “But you’re a man. You can’t have a baby. You don’t have a womb. Where you gonna keep the baby, in a shoebox?”

    “Then we’ll fight for your right to have a baby!”

    This is now reality.

    And I’m the cunt?

    • I know CB, I too have reflected on how this used to be absurd comedy.

      Another thing soon to make a comeback from that particular movie is stoning of heretics. Only now we’re the heretics.

  9. We live in a world where if you were caught tied to a door, with an orange in your mouth, wanking off, you’d just claim that you were a repressed trannee and you’d be lauded with sympathy.

    Hoo-ee, what a cunt.

  10. If the fat blubber-fuck fully transitioned it’s going to be a horrendously ugly faux-female.
    What deviant would want to fuck its dried out false front bottom made out of skin when there’s a perfectly good wet arsehole around the back?
    Why am I even typing this filth?

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