Dead Pool [239]

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Congratulations to Captain Quimson who correctly predicted the death of the actor Jack Smethurst who will be best remembered as Eddie Booth in the fantastic un-pc 1970`s classic sitcom Love Thy Neighbour.Smethurst was 89 and his death was confirmed by his son Adam also an actor who has paid tribute to him. R.I.P

On to Deadpool 239

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Please check your nanes havent already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.

63 thoughts on “Dead Pool [239]”

  2. Tony Bennett
    Lee Majors
    Brigitte Bardot
    Alain Delon
    Gerald Scarfe (cartoonist of Yes Minister)

  6. Tom Baker
    Leslie Phillips
    Bill Turnball
    Rob Burrows
    Michael Parkinson

  11. Ah, humour when I was growing up:
    “S*mbo, you’re too bloody touch you are”
    “Flaming nora! another n*g n*g” “I don’t like it I tell you – he’ll be moving the whole bloody tribe in next week, mark my words”
    Rudolf Walker always got the better of him in the end….
    Rest in Peace Jack Smethurst
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    Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain
    Dame Maggie Smith
    Bernard Cribbins
    Virginnia Mckenna

  15. The private citizen formerly known as the Prince ‘I’m not guilty but here’s 8 million quid to keep your fucking trap shut’ Andrew!
    Norman ‘The Black Baron’ Tebbit
    Goldie Hawn
    Cliff ‘colostomy stinky bag’ Richard
    Harry ‘I think I’m funny but I fuckin’ ain’t’ Enfield

    • Bastard fuck and malevolent thoughts aimed at the cunt that filched Tony Bennett. Replace him with:
      Lester Piggot

  18. Geoff Boycott
    Henry Blofeld
    Steve Wright in the Afternoon
    Billy fucking Bragg
    Sandi Tosvikg

  21. Can I take this opportunity under emergency powers which I made up to combat the dead pool emergency which I also made up to nominate my sixth dead pool candidate:
    Aubrey Cottle.

    This is an open goal, I grant you but it’s an emergency after all

    • What emergency? The Dead Pool is the gift that goes on giving. If you miss the bus there is always another one behind.

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